Author | Lightnews

shaver

shaver

@letterbotoxd.bsky.social

720 followers 640 following 2.4K posts

painter. he/him let's all be excellent to each other

Posts Media Videos Starter Packs

shaver @letterbotoxd.bsky.social · 3h

watching freaks during daylight hours is weird #tcmparty

shaver @letterbotoxd.bsky.social · 17h

fuckin leave the coach alone and let him coach! in game interviews suck

shaver @letterbotoxd.bsky.social · 1d

one time fed ex asked me to prove the value of a tattoo machine after their delivery truck exploded and destroyed the package I had shipped. I bought insurance, their truck exploded, it could be a box of air I shipped you owe me. this is clearly your bad thing fed ex. they eventually agreed

shaver @letterbotoxd.bsky.social · 2d

ohhhtanni!

shaver @letterbotoxd.bsky.social · 3d

Like sands through an hour glass, I'm going to arrest your lady killer uncle #tcmparty

shaver @letterbotoxd.bsky.social · 3d

deus x lightning bolt #tcmparty

shaver @letterbotoxd.bsky.social · 3d

I think your friends Perry and Della would help you see through the charade that is your child, Drake. Give them a call #tcmparty

shaver @letterbotoxd.bsky.social · 3d

Asking for a friend: could a child be a piece of shit? #tcmparty

shaver @letterbotoxd.bsky.social · 4d

The pigeon is dead #tcmparty

shaver @letterbotoxd.bsky.social · 4d

It is quite the money saving idea to just narrate the movie with montages and as little acting as possible #tcmparty

shaver @letterbotoxd.bsky.social · 4d

Nice sporting event montage #tcmparty

shaver @letterbotoxd.bsky.social · 4d

Yeah, I totally hit rewind on the dvr to check what he just said lol

shaver @letterbotoxd.bsky.social · 4d

Who's looking for what money-passers call "The Queer" 👀 #tcmparty

shaver @letterbotoxd.bsky.social · 4d

why is eddie talking about all these other movies instead of the one we're about to see? #Tcmparty

shaver @letterbotoxd.bsky.social · 4d

I think they over mayo me on purpose. Who eats anything with this much mayo my god

shaver @letterbotoxd.bsky.social · 5d

John Williams score, check #tcmparty

shaver @letterbotoxd.bsky.social · 5d

shaver @letterbotoxd.bsky.social · 5d

I'd nip this monkeyface nickname in the bud. Just terrible #tcmparty

shaver @letterbotoxd.bsky.social · 5d

mantle erasure

shaver @letterbotoxd.bsky.social · 6d

I saw The Mirror Crack'd when I was very young and it scared the shit out me #tcmparty

elizabeth taylor disassociating in the mirror crack'd

shaver @letterbotoxd.bsky.social · 6d

If Hercule Poirot asked me to join the rest of the guests/passengers and I was guilty I'd fake explosive diarrhea or a migraine and just stay in my room #tcmparty

shaver @letterbotoxd.bsky.social · 6d

They should check the bathrooms at Mar a Lago for sure

shaver @letterbotoxd.bsky.social · 6d

gonna need more than a handkerchief to staunch the wound, chief #tcmparty

Reposted by shaver

Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 6d

Here are the companies destroying the east wing of the White House

Reposted by shaver

Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.bsky.social · 7d

Whether you are into basketball or not
everyone should start their morning with this Wemby highlight video.

Nobody has ever done it like this. The whole video really challenges the limits of imagination.

But most importantly It Will Make You Feel Good!

Victor Wembanyama DOMINATED vs Mavericks | October 22, 2025

YouTube video by NBA