Lexi Kent-Monning
@lexikentmonning.bsky.social
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Debut novel THE BURDEN OF JOY out now from Rejection Letters press https://asterismbooks.com/product/the-burden-of-joy
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Thank you so much, Chris!!! Can’t wait for our little ones to meet some day! 💜
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Baby’s first bit: he farted massively in front of the SoCal Gas man.
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Ok I’m starting an ongoing thread for my baby/parenting posts. Sorry to be all “I’m the first person to ever have a child,” hopefully this will make it easier to mute if this isn’t for you!
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Can someone get a copy of my book to Nicole Kidman right now please
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You know when you eat Thai food and just feel so happy to be alive?
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Just got an email from the hospital addressed to my 12 day old baby, asking him to complete a patient satisfaction survey about his birth.
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Me, not even two weeks into having a son
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I gave my OBGYN a copy of my book and she just called me on her lunch break to say "OMG" as she flips through it. She asked if I'd do a reading for her office staff. I think she was joking about that part, but YES, YES I WILL.
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I gave birth to our son a few days ago, and while we're not sharing pics of him on social media, you'll have to trust me that he's so cute, it's actually outrageous. So powerfully cute, he must be viewed through a pinhole in a piece of paper, like an eclipse, for one's safety.
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Such a dream come true for me, thank you so much, Wendy!
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Had to sell my @nin.com tix for tonight because I’m too pregnant. Still celebrated new NIN though, with my favorite Etsy purchase of all time.
A mug featuring Trent Reznor that reads “the perfect mug,” a reference to the NIN song “The Perfect Drug” Me, pregnant as fuck
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Wherever we go after we die, I know my Grandma is welcoming Robert Redford there with enthusiasm, and to complete her mission of hooking up with him, which she talked about wanting to do frequently.
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Truly the crossover event of my LIFE, Niina and Autofocus!!! I can't WAIT for this book!
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By the way, some news! I have a book coming out with the wonderful @autofocusbooks.bsky.social. I'm incredibly excited to join the list -- I so admire the work they've been putting out.
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Even better: this was at the Directors Guild Theatre. Imagine going there for a screening and being like "not you, Spielberg."
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Last night I watched as a man raised his phone and took a photo, not of the two men on stage in front of us, but instead, intentionally cropping out Steven Spielberg to take a badly framed photo of just Paul Thomas Anderson.
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Another certified Burch Banger! Absolutely love this one!
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The merch at Serj Tankian’s coffee shop is 🤌
A tote bag that says “WAKE UP!” referencing Serj Tankian’s band, System of a Down’s song “Chop Suey”