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@lexshepard.bsky.social

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Homeless queer enby, anarchist, be gay do crime, love your neighbor, but not red hats. I listen to metal and pray to the elder god Frejya. I got kicked off Twitter cause I told Mark Zuckerberg he was a pussy. CHINGA LA MIGRA.

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StonedTweeting @lexshepard.bsky.social · 5h

Does anyone know of there's a study on the percentage of ice agents that are divorced?

StonedTweeting @lexshepard.bsky.social · 13h

I can't wait for plain clothes ICE agents to cross paths with plain clothes cops on a stake out.

StonedTweeting @lexshepard.bsky.social · 1d

I fully support of the No Kings march, but I would like to know what the plan is when they start merking protesters. They're going to ramp up the violence cause this is a blow to Trump's ego. What's the plan after y'all, this is not a victory march. This is a declaration you'll die for your rights.

StonedTweeting @lexshepard.bsky.social · 2d

Idk man I'm a sad lesbian I'm just down for seeing boobs in any capacity.

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StonedTweeting @lexshepard.bsky.social · 2d

Regular Bro explains to Regular Lil Bro that trump is actually a Very Bad President. Even the normies are cracking y'all.

StonedTweeting @lexshepard.bsky.social · 4d

Do you think the Mexican Mafia would like tone it down a little if we deported them some ICE agents to interrogate?

StonedTweeting @lexshepard.bsky.social · 5d

@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social hey man, big fan, I like your politics, I'm a homeless LGBT+ member of the Buffalo community, will your efforts in NY City reach the other boroughs?

StonedTweeting @lexshepard.bsky.social · 9d

Guys your never gonna believe this.

StonedTweeting @lexshepard.bsky.social · 13d

If I get killed trying to be friends with the universe, so he it.

StonedTweeting @lexshepard.bsky.social · 14d

Ya know I spent so much of my life in the church I could probably write a Christian thriller that doesn't fucking suck.

StonedTweeting @lexshepard.bsky.social · 16d

See back in my day, we didn't have fancy words like "autism" and "hyper fixation" we used "this tickles my fancy."

StonedTweeting @lexshepard.bsky.social · 17d

We leftists need to back the Dems right now as they have taken exactly one action that has been a small blow to the Republicans, we need to back them so we can use that backing to push them further left.

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🌙sepulturegirl🌙 @sepulturegirl.bsky.social · 18d

tm slurs

if this gets deleted or i get banned or labeled as rude, comedy is dead

sophia and the bluesky ceo having a conversation. the ceo is trembling and giving sophia the middle finger.

ceo: if you cant take our dogshit moderation, then LEAVE you TRANNY.
sophia: thats a weird thing to say to trans people asking you to do be—
ceo: HEHE WAFFLES! omegalul

jesse singal showing up out of the blue. he is wearing a shirt that says “worlds most punchable face”

jesse: did SOMEONE order the TRANSPHOBIC PEDOPHILE dinner special?

ceo turning in shock: W-WAFFLE?? LE GASP

bluesky ceo looking happy at the camera

ceo: OMG, jesse singal!!! team, all hands on deck meeting RIGHT NOW!!

sophia looking horrified as a text bubble describes whats happening off screen

text: the deafening sound of the entire bluesky team sucking jesse singal’s dick and cock and rimming his asshole

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StonedTweeting @lexshepard.bsky.social · 17d

They are trying really hard to make people go postal.

StonedTweeting @lexshepard.bsky.social · 18d

YES. YES. YES. A THOUSAND TIMES THIS. CHASE THEM OUT BEAT THEM DOWN AND HOLD THEM ACCOUNTABLE. DO NOT LET THEM GET AWAY WITH IT EVER AGAIN. #MakeNazisScaredAgain

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StonedTweeting @lexshepard.bsky.social · 18d

I just pray I'm right.

StonedTweeting @lexshepard.bsky.social · 18d

I have conspiracy theory that Bill Burr is taking the money but also taking a stand.

StonedTweeting @lexshepard.bsky.social · 18d

We need power to not only speak against power we need power to platform the marginalized.

StonedTweeting @lexshepard.bsky.social · 19d

Peter Hegseth knows that a "warrior mindset" historically means the male soldiers fuck each other to build bonds right.

StonedTweeting @lexshepard.bsky.social · 20d

Quit being a fucking pussy bitch ass coward. Stand on your hill of morals and fucking die on it. @mrjoncryer.bsky.social spread the word bro. Or be a moderate (Nazi) coward.

StonedTweeting @lexshepard.bsky.social · Sep 18

If any A List White Celebrities want to know what to do in this time of fully visible racism in America I would like to direct them to the life of Jane Fonda, Joan Seabourg, Clark Gabel, Paul Newman, and Elizabeth Taylor. If you want to call yourself an ally to a cause, you have to lose something.

StonedTweeting @lexshepard.bsky.social · 20d

Harley Quinn is DC's hype girl for other heroes (yes Harley is a cannon anti-hero/actual hero.) her and Wonder Woman deserve to be best friends. And Harley needs to be a part of the Bat Fam.

StonedTweeting @lexshepard.bsky.social · 20d

Where's this from?

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Revy but spoopy @catgirlfingies.quest · 20d

This blew up
Go follow my YouTube to help me reach 1k subscribers.
I stream on there as well as Twitch
It'll help out a trans person me 🥹
YouTube.com/@catgirlfingies

CatgirlFingies

Hi I'm Revy Talker of video games from cute to horror! photographer gamer & content creator from Australia (non binary trans) She/They My social medias linktr.ee/catgirlfingies

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Revy but spoopy @catgirlfingies.quest · 21d

Accurate

Being trans in 2025
Ricky from trailer park boys saying
I don't think it's a big deal but according to the police it is

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StonedTweeting @lexshepard.bsky.social · 20d

Holy shit I have 245 followers this is big for me.