your pal, tom
librariantom.bsky.social
your pal, tom
@librariantom.bsky.social
Pretend I'm dead.
A lot of people like #AlienEarth , but all I see are plot holes inconsistencies and things that ruin the show for me. ... So if you want someone to also ruin it for you, I'm that guy.
September 29, 2025 at 1:39 AM
@hignfyus.bsky.social is back and everyone should watch. And then 41% of you should write angry emails.
September 7, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I think we might need to add this question to our library interview process
"Did you utilize artificial intelligence to prepare for this interview?"
#ai #jobsearch
August 23, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Always, "it sounded like a freight train." You never hear anyone describe a loud noise as an "elephant tiptoeing into the kitchen for a midnight snack and then stepping on a Lego"
July 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
For once, the #AI gets it right, "THIS IS SPIDER TOWN." #SpinalTap #captions
July 4, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I had this made because I think it's funny.
June 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I'm so tired of this game. There's no way to know what's PURPLE anymore. There are no rules that I understand.. @nytimes.com
#Connections
Puzzle #744
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June 24, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Does Stephen Colbert ever mention the time he was on Strangers With Candy? I was just watching Ren and Stimpy and it had trailers and I saw something I probably shouldn't have.
@stephenathome.bsky.social
June 23, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I think it's the dude from Magic Mike, and so this Magic Mike dude shoots an arrow in the
#Versace ad and then runs and catches it in the air. And I think, what does that pay? Would arrow catching cover my rent and car payment? That seems like a job I could do.
June 13, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Zen and the Art of Pencil Sharpening
"The principle of reaching the desired chiseled point is battle between force and resistance"
I planned to write an entire book on this, but got lazy
June 12, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I'm watching a bad 1970s gangster #movie:
We're waiting for Tony.
Tony is here.
I'm going to talk to Tony.
What did Tony say.
He said to talk to Rico.
Well get me Rico.
We're waiting for Rico to show up.
What did Rico say.
He said that it wasn't him.
June 9, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I don't think I'll ever score better
#Hurdle 1250

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score: 15,450
June 4, 2025 at 7:26 PM
It's like your intentionally messing with my stats,
@nytimes.com

#Connections
Puzzle #724
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June 4, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I could wear a shirt that says
"LIRVE LARF LORVE"

... but not one that says #LiveLaughLove
June 4, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Misinformation Bot vs Facial Recognition Software Ensures Our Privacy:
Facial Recognition: "That looks like Tom"
Misinformation Bot: "That's not Tom"
Recognition: "Are you sure?"
Bot: "Absolutely"
Recognition: "Then it's not Tom"
May 31, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Who is Clint Ballard, Sr? Because Clint Ballard, Jr is credited with writing the song "You're No Good," but the Linda Ronstadt version 45 says "JR", and the Betty Everett version 45 says "SR". #music
May 30, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I've been a librarian for a very long time, and this is the first #InterlibraryLoan I've every requested for myself. Every librarian should request this high school yearbook of sheep by #DonNovello
May 21, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Water droplets on foil.
May 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
We were discussing in the more sinister purposes of #severance apart from what the show told us
April 27, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Interesting new #Connections stats from
@nytimes.com
- I would have guessed that I solved PURPLE first more than that, but I often think I'm smarter than I am
April 27, 2025 at 12:09 PM
WHY DID #APPLETV LOCK MY ACCOUNT? I just subscribed today. They locked it today. And now they say they can't unlock my account today. Very quick in one direction, very slow in the other.
April 23, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I couldn't even keep track of all the cliffhangers on #MatlockCBS . Was it like six or seven or thirty? All that was missing was Beau Bridges standing in front of a shadowy figure in The Oval Office telling them, "Somebody knows."
April 21, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I bought a painting that got lost during shipping. And I'm very upset about it. I'm as upset as you can get about having a painting lost in shipping. Not as upset as some things, but more upset than other things. #art
April 10, 2025 at 10:23 AM
This #Funko has fallen off the shelf twice. And the base rolled behind something. I bet there is a website that tells you about which funko toys are WAY TOO TOP-HEAVY to ever stay standing without glue.
April 9, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I hate it when this game doesn't follow its own rules.
#Connections
Puzzle #667
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April 8, 2025 at 2:12 PM