Jennifer Goodland
@libraryjenn.bsky.social
FIGHT FOR GOOD. Neurospicy librarian; Olympic hopeful but BOYCOTT LA ‘28!!! Lazy, but bad at it. Tell me why you’re DMing me if you expect a response. Content: obscure primary sources, #ALA. Mocking my horse, #GarbageMare.
Pinned
Gonna try watching platform migration tutorials like it’s the Super Bowl
I’m rooting for gradual sunsets of legacy systems
I’m rooting for gradual sunsets of legacy systems
I love Big R on Valentine’s Day. A long line of men buying tools for their wives/girlfriends, guys comparing notes, my husband with the manure dump cart he knows I’ve wanted for two years. This is men absolutely NAILING it.
February 14, 2026 at 10:28 PM
I love Big R on Valentine’s Day. A long line of men buying tools for their wives/girlfriends, guys comparing notes, my husband with the manure dump cart he knows I’ve wanted for two years. This is men absolutely NAILING it.
Liver, kind of, though I like pâté. Black licorice… I’m finally acquiring the taste but I’m not yet up to allsorts. I love grapefruit and would peel and eat it like an orange, but it interacts with a ton of stuff.
Cauliflower is proof that Satan exists and he is BORING.
Cauliflower is proof that Satan exists and he is BORING.
February 13, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Liver, kind of, though I like pâté. Black licorice… I’m finally acquiring the taste but I’m not yet up to allsorts. I love grapefruit and would peel and eat it like an orange, but it interacts with a ton of stuff.
Cauliflower is proof that Satan exists and he is BORING.
Cauliflower is proof that Satan exists and he is BORING.
That moment in every educator conference where we start comparing our ADHD meds
February 12, 2026 at 5:31 PM
That moment in every educator conference where we start comparing our ADHD meds
The first day of Spring is when Kris Bryant gets put in the injured list.
February 11, 2026 at 4:19 PM
The first day of Spring is when Kris Bryant gets put in the injured list.
I usually let #GarbageMare collect whatever strays she wants but I DRAW THE LINE AT THE BULL FFS
February 10, 2026 at 9:10 PM
I usually let #GarbageMare collect whatever strays she wants but I DRAW THE LINE AT THE BULL FFS
I met someone today and he said “Oh I’m friends with #GarbageMare.”
This has happened dozens of times in two different states. “I’m friends with your horse, nice to meet you” like wtf how is she doing this, does she have a TikTok?
This has happened dozens of times in two different states. “I’m friends with your horse, nice to meet you” like wtf how is she doing this, does she have a TikTok?
February 9, 2026 at 12:37 AM
I met someone today and he said “Oh I’m friends with #GarbageMare.”
This has happened dozens of times in two different states. “I’m friends with your horse, nice to meet you” like wtf how is she doing this, does she have a TikTok?
This has happened dozens of times in two different states. “I’m friends with your horse, nice to meet you” like wtf how is she doing this, does she have a TikTok?
Gonna try watching platform migration tutorials like it’s the Super Bowl
I’m rooting for gradual sunsets of legacy systems
I’m rooting for gradual sunsets of legacy systems
February 5, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Gonna try watching platform migration tutorials like it’s the Super Bowl
I’m rooting for gradual sunsets of legacy systems
I’m rooting for gradual sunsets of legacy systems
I know in America we like to reinvent traditions from overseas, but it would be a lot more entertaining if they were gonna drag a badger outta there and try to make it predict the weather.
February 2, 2026 at 2:12 PM
I know in America we like to reinvent traditions from overseas, but it would be a lot more entertaining if they were gonna drag a badger outta there and try to make it predict the weather.
In the past year, librarians have had death threats, defunding, political firings, and 27 new James Patterson books.
Unleashing your sassmouth on me because you waited until the very last minute to do your assignment isn’t super effective.
Unleashing your sassmouth on me because you waited until the very last minute to do your assignment isn’t super effective.
January 31, 2026 at 11:07 PM
In the past year, librarians have had death threats, defunding, political firings, and 27 new James Patterson books.
Unleashing your sassmouth on me because you waited until the very last minute to do your assignment isn’t super effective.
Unleashing your sassmouth on me because you waited until the very last minute to do your assignment isn’t super effective.
📚 Hear me out: James Patterson is the Thomas Edison of industrial authorship. Edison invented stuff, mostly early on - but the inventions that he’s really known for were the collaborative efforts of a team of inventors under his direction.
January 31, 2026 at 4:13 PM
📚 Hear me out: James Patterson is the Thomas Edison of industrial authorship. Edison invented stuff, mostly early on - but the inventions that he’s really known for were the collaborative efforts of a team of inventors under his direction.
Yeah but I’m still gonna be FURIOUS about Catherine O’Hara OK
The real tragedy is not death, but in how we wall ourselves off from the living and allow grief to create disconnection. In Roy, a fly or a shark or a frog or a sparrow die just as lonely, just as pointlessly, as humans.
January 30, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Yeah but I’m still gonna be FURIOUS about Catherine O’Hara OK
“I hate to ask but my program needs a data analysis and I know nobody likes data crunching but maybe you cou-“
Me:
Me:
a fast and furious advertisement with vin diesel
Alt: a fast and furious advertisement with vin diesel saying “you might want to buckle up”
media.tenor.com
January 29, 2026 at 4:26 AM
“I hate to ask but my program needs a data analysis and I know nobody likes data crunching but maybe you cou-“
Me:
Me:
📚 Free webinar!
ALA Reference Roundup: February 11, 2026 at 3:00 PM Eastern
Librarians Jennifer Goodland and Karina Todechine will speak on how the pandemic impacted rural and tribal communities, and revealed critical service shortages with those who cannot access Internet.
ALA Reference Roundup: February 11, 2026 at 3:00 PM Eastern
Librarians Jennifer Goodland and Karina Todechine will speak on how the pandemic impacted rural and tribal communities, and revealed critical service shortages with those who cannot access Internet.
Welcome! You are invited to join a meeting: VRS Reference Roundup: February 2026. After registering, you will receive a confirmation email about joining the meeting.
Welcome! You are invited to join a meeting: VRS Reference Roundup: February 2026. After registering, you will receive a confirmation email about joining the meeting.
syracuseuniversity.zoom.us
January 26, 2026 at 10:12 PM
📚 Free webinar!
ALA Reference Roundup: February 11, 2026 at 3:00 PM Eastern
Librarians Jennifer Goodland and Karina Todechine will speak on how the pandemic impacted rural and tribal communities, and revealed critical service shortages with those who cannot access Internet.
ALA Reference Roundup: February 11, 2026 at 3:00 PM Eastern
Librarians Jennifer Goodland and Karina Todechine will speak on how the pandemic impacted rural and tribal communities, and revealed critical service shortages with those who cannot access Internet.
For real though ICE going into Albuquerque feels like the Super Bowl. A legendary matchup between two violent, lawless paramilitaries with unlimited funding and obscenely wealthy owners who don’t give a shit if the guys on the field get their heads caved in.
January 25, 2026 at 1:35 PM
For real though ICE going into Albuquerque feels like the Super Bowl. A legendary matchup between two violent, lawless paramilitaries with unlimited funding and obscenely wealthy owners who don’t give a shit if the guys on the field get their heads caved in.
Reposted by Jennifer Goodland
I use this analogy all of the time, but it's like getting 10 installments deep into a Friday the 13th marathon and saying "I didn't realize Jason was so violent."
January 25, 2026 at 12:58 PM
I use this analogy all of the time, but it's like getting 10 installments deep into a Friday the 13th marathon and saying "I didn't realize Jason was so violent."
A GUIDE TO HELP ICE AS THEY MOVE INTO ALBUQUERQUE
1. I know a lot of Minnesota Lutherans showed up to your hotel rooms and robbed you of your sleep. Book your hotel in Albuquerque’s quiet International District. Plenty of safe parking for your vehicles. Be sure to mark them as ICE.
1. I know a lot of Minnesota Lutherans showed up to your hotel rooms and robbed you of your sleep. Book your hotel in Albuquerque’s quiet International District. Plenty of safe parking for your vehicles. Be sure to mark them as ICE.
January 25, 2026 at 1:19 PM
A GUIDE TO HELP ICE AS THEY MOVE INTO ALBUQUERQUE
1. I know a lot of Minnesota Lutherans showed up to your hotel rooms and robbed you of your sleep. Book your hotel in Albuquerque’s quiet International District. Plenty of safe parking for your vehicles. Be sure to mark them as ICE.
1. I know a lot of Minnesota Lutherans showed up to your hotel rooms and robbed you of your sleep. Book your hotel in Albuquerque’s quiet International District. Plenty of safe parking for your vehicles. Be sure to mark them as ICE.
Reposted by Jennifer Goodland
Apropos of nothing, remembering the old Chinese author Lu Xun:
“Lies written in ink cannot disguise facts written in blood.”
― Lu Xun
“Lies written in ink cannot disguise facts written in blood.”
― Lu Xun
January 25, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Apropos of nothing, remembering the old Chinese author Lu Xun:
“Lies written in ink cannot disguise facts written in blood.”
― Lu Xun
“Lies written in ink cannot disguise facts written in blood.”
― Lu Xun
When we leave work for the weekend, we now wish each other safety against ICE. And then we laugh because there’s no such thing when you’re Native.
January 24, 2026 at 5:10 PM
When we leave work for the weekend, we now wish each other safety against ICE. And then we laugh because there’s no such thing when you’re Native.
Writing classic dystopian horror in the style of ChatGPT is *sending* me.
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Writing classic dystopian horror in the style of ChatGPT is *sending* me.
I am glad that I got to see it before it was removed for being "un-American." It was my favorite part of the Liberty Bell part of the complex.
January 23, 2026 at 6:53 PM
I am glad that I got to see it before it was removed for being "un-American." It was my favorite part of the Liberty Bell part of the complex.
If you're looking for a good fiction book for data nerds, Calvin Trillin's "Tepper Isn't Going Out" got me interested in data way back in 2001. I was working for an @elsevierconnect.bsky.social data center, so a novel where the hero is very concerned with trade mag lists was perfect!
January 23, 2026 at 6:50 PM
If you're looking for a good fiction book for data nerds, Calvin Trillin's "Tepper Isn't Going Out" got me interested in data way back in 2001. I was working for an @elsevierconnect.bsky.social data center, so a novel where the hero is very concerned with trade mag lists was perfect!
For a thread that includes the phrase “murder bones,” this is lovely and sweet.
A few days ago, I stood in the graveyard of an 1100 year old church, getting damper and damper in the drizzling rain.
A woman walked into the graveyard, waved, said hello, and, as we had previously arranged, handed me a paper bag full of human bones.
The life of a churchwarden is a strange one...
A woman walked into the graveyard, waved, said hello, and, as we had previously arranged, handed me a paper bag full of human bones.
The life of a churchwarden is a strange one...
January 23, 2026 at 2:11 PM
For a thread that includes the phrase “murder bones,” this is lovely and sweet.
Two hours early and it’s packed, and there’s even an overflow bar that is also packed…
HOO
HOO
HOO
HOOSIERS!!!!!!!
HOO
HOO
HOO
HOOSIERS!!!!!!!
January 19, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Two hours early and it’s packed, and there’s even an overflow bar that is also packed…
HOO
HOO
HOO
HOOSIERS!!!!!!!
HOO
HOO
HOO
HOOSIERS!!!!!!!
Reposted by Jennifer Goodland
"Have you heard about the new franchise entry for--"
No.
"And the new reboot of--"
No.
One Victorian habit that I like is being "NOT at home" for certain people and announcements. I am not at home. I do not expect to be at home. Toodles.
No.
"And the new reboot of--"
No.
One Victorian habit that I like is being "NOT at home" for certain people and announcements. I am not at home. I do not expect to be at home. Toodles.
January 19, 2026 at 7:36 PM
"Have you heard about the new franchise entry for--"
No.
"And the new reboot of--"
No.
One Victorian habit that I like is being "NOT at home" for certain people and announcements. I am not at home. I do not expect to be at home. Toodles.
No.
"And the new reboot of--"
No.
One Victorian habit that I like is being "NOT at home" for certain people and announcements. I am not at home. I do not expect to be at home. Toodles.
“I paid $20,000 to achieve a professional degree and I learned absolutely nothing” isn’t the flex you think it is.
January 19, 2026 at 7:47 PM
“I paid $20,000 to achieve a professional degree and I learned absolutely nothing” isn’t the flex you think it is.