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aaaaalice @licegirlz.bsky.social · 5d

ELI DELI #44 - Seven
#comic #webcomic #elideli

Panel One: Eli picks up the mysterious book and shows it to Freddy.

ELI: Freddy check out this book, haha! "The Haunted Book of Evil." It's got a lot of "spooky" pictures of ghosts and ghouls in it.

FREDDY: Hehe, what's even spookier is the lack of a price tag. We could use this as a coffee table book. Then all we'd need is a coffee table.

Panel Two: Eli tries getting back Kale's attention, who's still in a screaming match with Shrimp.

ELI: Excuse me, miss?

KALE: Huh? Oh, you're still here.

ELI: How much is this book? Is it for sale?

Panel Four:

KALE: Seven.

ELI: Seven... dollars?

KALE: Sure.

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aaaaalice @licegirlz.bsky.social · 2d

i gotta shoot blood out of my eyes

aaaaalice @licegirlz.bsky.social · 2d

i've been too depressed lately i gotta get into the halloween spirit! i gotta get scary and spooky!!!!

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aaaaalice @licegirlz.bsky.social · 5d

you can read previous eli deli strips over on comic fury: elideli.webcomic.ws

Eli Deli

Seven

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aaaaalice @licegirlz.bsky.social · 5d

ELI DELI #44 - Seven
#comic #webcomic #elideli

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aaaaalice @licegirlz.bsky.social · 9d

shes not a very good hitman #sandra #scooby

Left: Sandra, covered in blood, looks down at the body of her latest victim. She's holding a gun in her right hand, and is propping up her partner in crime, Scooby the cat, with her left arm. She makes note of her now ruined dress. "Damn... I really liked this fit." Scooby replies with a "MROW!"

Bottom: Sandra looks up while talking about murder weapons in a speech bubble.

Right: Sandra is awoken by a very hungry Scooby, who keeps biting her left ear in anger. A drowsy Sandra sits upright and tells the very recently fed cat to, "knock it off... I'm trying to sleep..."

All drawings are black pen sketches on a white background.

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aaaaalice @licegirlz.bsky.social · 9d

hallow ween.....

aaaaalice @licegirlz.bsky.social · 9d

you can read previous eli deli strips over on comic fury: elideli.webcomic.ws

Eli Deli

Discovery

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aaaaalice @licegirlz.bsky.social · 9d

ELI DELI #43 - Discovery
#comic #webcomic #elideli

Panel One: At the checkout desk, Eli makes conversation with the cashier, Shrimp's sister.

ELI: So just to be clear, a six year old doesn't actually run this flea market, right?

KALE: Nah, that would be me. Shrimp's just a weird brat. Our mom dropped her into a witch's cauldron when she was two, and I think it fried her brain.

ELI: Into a... a what??

SHRIMP: (off-panel) KALE!!!

Panel Two: Shrimp wiggles next to a large window.

SHRIMP: The sun's back, and It's hurting my poor eyeballs! Get over here and dim the windows immediately!

KALE: Go dim them yourself!

SHRIMP: No you!

KALE: No you!

Panel Three: The sisters continue yelling "no you" at each other, just as Eli looks down and notices something on the floor.

Panel Four: That something is a mysterious book titled, "The Haunted Book of Evil."

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AAAAAHlice 🎃 🎃 🎃 @floofrights.bsky.social · 11d

dress the possum (short)

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aaaaalice @licegirlz.bsky.social · 11d

rendering now 👀 woohoo

aaaaalice @licegirlz.bsky.social · 13d

still workin on the thing btw

Chilli is taken aback by a very powerful purple hair dryer.

aaaaalice @licegirlz.bsky.social · 13d

still workin on the thing btw

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aaaaalice @licegirlz.bsky.social · 16d

you can read previous eli deli strips over on comic fury: elideli.webcomic.ws

Eli Deli

Frying the Shrimp

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aaaaalice @licegirlz.bsky.social · 16d

today's strip was supposed to be called "Frying The Rice" (because shrimp haha get it) but then I accidentally titled it "Frying The Shrimp" when I posted it here. so i guess that's what its called now. title doesn't really make any sense now but oh well. gonna stick to my guns. go with the flow

aaaaalice @licegirlz.bsky.social · 16d

ELI DELI #42 - Frying The Shrimp
#comic #webcomic #elideli

Panel One: Eli and Freddy are confronted by the small child in the robe.

ELI: Wh-who are you??

SHRIMP: The name's Shrimp! And this whole shop is my domain!

FREDDY: Oh cool. I didn't know they let five-year olds run flea markets.

Panel Two:

SHRIMP: I'M SIX, YOU TICK-COVERED BALLSACK!!!

FREDDY: Wow, uh, okay. My bad.

Panel Three: Shrimp jumps up and down repeatedly to meet at Eli's eye level.

SHRIMP: You two aren't shoplifters, are you?! Or loiterers?! Or one of those disgusting couples who copulates in public spaces?!?!

ELI: Ohhhhhh my god no, w-we're not doing anything like that! We're just shopping!

Panel Four:

SHRIMP: You better be... buy as much of my inventory as you can, and then hand your Benjamins to my sister at the checkout! And whatever you do, don't cross me...

Shrimp walks away.

FREDDY: Sure thing, little buddy!

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AAAAAHlice 🎃 🎃 🎃 @floofrights.bsky.social · 17d

im selling a few character designs/adoptables!

each design is $30 usd, and im only accepting paypal right now. you can dm if you're interested or have any questions!

look below for more info on these guys!!!

#adoptables #adoptablesforsale

Three adoptables for sale. A yellow dog with a demonic-possessed arm, a humanoid-robot with a speaker as their head, and a rabbit with a hoodie that can shoot fireballs from their hands. All design are $30 USD, PayPal only. Dm if interested.

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aaaaalice @licegirlz.bsky.social · 18d

aaaaaaaaand now its back up lmao of course

aaaaalice @licegirlz.bsky.social · 18d

the wifi has been out for nearly 24 fucking hours i am going to scream

aaaaalice @licegirlz.bsky.social · 19d

you can read previous eli deli strips over on comic fury: elideli.webcomic.ws

Eli Deli

Lil Shrimp

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aaaaalice @licegirlz.bsky.social · 19d

ELI DELI #41 - Lil Shrimp
#comic #webcomic #elideli

Panel One: Eli and Freddy are still at the flea market, sifting through old clothes. Eli holds up a shirt with a crudely drawn Homer Simpson on it yelling "DOW!" She shows it to Freddy.

ELI: What about this one?

FREDDY: Heck yeah, that's the uh... the dad from Family Guy.

Panel Two: Eli shows Freddy another shirt.

ELI: And how about this cute butterfly sweater?

FREDDY: Oh that's adorable! It'll be perfect for both the winter, when all the butterflies are dead, and the spring, when it'll be too hot to wear long-sleeved shirts.

Panel Three: Eli picks out a dark robe from the assortment of clothes in front of her.

ELI: Aw, look at this small robe! It's like a grim reaper cloak for children!

Panel Four: It is soon revealed that a small child is already in the cloak. The child lifts her head up to scold the dalmatian.

SHRIMP: UNHAND ME OR PERISH!!!

ELI: EEP!

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aaaaalice @licegirlz.bsky.social · 19d

shrimp will Become Real in about 30 minutes

AAAAAHlice 🎃 🎃 🎃 @floofrights.bsky.social · Dec 21

shrimp.

#myart #oc #ocart #shrimp

Shrimp is a small anthropomorphic puppy dog who wears a giant black "comfort hoodie" over herself. She is a "lost soul", cursed to wander the earth for all of eternity, while doing various odd jobs and favors for clients to make money. She's generally very chipper given her situation, but she can have a sour mood every once in awhile.

Top left: Shrimp surprised.
Top middle: Shrimp very cross at the viewer.
Top right: Shrimp wiggling with excitement!
Middle: Shrimp grinning and in a good mood.
Bottom middle: Shrimp looks up with excitement while wiggling.
Bottom right: Shrimp, appearing to explain something to the viewer.

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aaaaalice @licegirlz.bsky.social · 22d

is $30 a good price for an adoptable? or is that too low? i have no idea how you're supposed to price for these things

aaaaalice @licegirlz.bsky.social · 24d

i think i wanna try designing and selling a few adoptables at some pointttttt soon i think that could be fun, i've never done anything like that before

would anyone be interested?? idk we'll seeeeee

Screenshot of some design WIPS for potential adoptables.

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aaaaalice @licegirlz.bsky.social · 23d

you can read previous eli deli strips over on comic fury: elideli.webcomic.ws

Eli Deli

Robo-Ball

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aaaaalice @licegirlz.bsky.social · 23d

ELI DELI #40 - Robo-Ball
#comic #webcomic #elideli

Panel One: Eli and Freddy browse the shelves of a local flea market.

ELI: God, I love that flea market smell! It's like a soft mix of sweat and dust bunnies.

FREDDY: Oh shit, is that what I think it is?

Panel Two: Freddy cruises down to a shelf containing a robotic bouncy ball.

ELI: What is it?

FREDDY: It's a Robo-Ball! They used to advertise this all the time fifteen years ago! It's a rubber ball that you could control with a remote. You could make it bounce as high as you'd want.

ELI: Oh that's cool!

Panel Three:

FREDDY: Yup. What wasn't as cool was their tendency to explode. That's why they had to recall and destroy all of them. I didn't think any of them still existed.

ELI: Uh... so its like a bomb? Maybe you should put it back on the-

Panel Four:

FREDDY: Dang, its only $9.99! That's really cheap for a bomb! This could come in handy...

ELI: Um

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aaaaalice @licegirlz.bsky.social · 24d

im gonna move to the moon