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Tobey Maguire’s Wario.
@stonybrooku ‘12 / @flipboard since 2013
what about the humus? Is it totally awesomesauce?
November 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Reposted by sam.
November 24, 2025 at 12:00 AM
November 6, 2025 at 8:12 PM
The Modern Family theme song is the fastest stomp-clap-hey song that’s ever been recorded
October 27, 2025 at 7:57 PM
There is a barber conspiracy where no matter what I ask for, no matter what photos I show, they will humor me and pretend they understand then give me the same fucking bowl cut
October 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
🫡 I pledge allegiance
to the flag
of the
October 24, 2025 at 2:29 PM
It’s impossible to read this paragraph without hearing the Oceans Eleven soundtrack
October 24, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I’m the guy who started putting ESSENTIALS: FEAR OF GOD on hoodies and I’m not telling anyone what it means
October 23, 2025 at 11:40 PM
This ended up being not true, huh
October 20, 2025 at 7:24 PM
They should have given the Nobel Peace Prize to Woke.
October 10, 2025 at 4:55 PM
so fucked up our guidance counselors didnt tell us we could slow down Elton John songs and add 2/2 bass drum beats to them for a living.
October 10, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Eat. Sleep. Dad. Repeat.
October 9, 2025 at 11:34 AM
The best type of movie is “guy that sucks can’t stop making bad decisions”
October 8, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I love vinyls, they have my favorite musics on them
October 7, 2025 at 12:38 PM
October 3, 2025 at 7:40 PM
October 1, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Leonardo DiCaprio’s vape work is off the charts in One Battle After Another. He vapes like Fred Astaire rolls his hat down his arm
September 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Wanted to like Ben Stiller’s soda more, but a little flat at sip’s end. Nice initial flavor though. 3/5
September 25, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Everyone who makes YouTube instructional videos is under the impression you’ll be watching them in your free time and will naturally need a refresher on the history of bicycles for 8 minutes before getting to the part about how to install a new chain.
September 22, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I don’t want to toot my own horn. I dropped it in the toilet years ago and frankly I’m not sure it will ever be clean enough to blow into again
September 4, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I know it’s probably a good thing that you can’t reply to product reviews, but I’m not sure how else to inform this guy who got a face rash and gave a one-star review to these omega-3 pills that he has a shellfish allergy
August 28, 2025 at 12:13 PM
You can tell a lot about someone from the music the producers of 90 Day Fiance chose to layer under their talking head interview
August 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I’ve been under the weather most of my life. Except when I’m flying.
August 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Metallica and Missy Elliot are very similar if you think about them on the sex/carnival spectrum
August 17, 2025 at 4:31 PM