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lightnxngfast.bsky.social
𝙄 𝙙𝙚𝙘𝙞𝙙𝙚 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙄’𝙢 𝙙𝙤𝙣𝙚.

LIGHTNING McQUEEN

#DISNEYRP | #PIXARRP | #CARSRP | #MVRP
lightnxngfast.bsky.social
Well, certainly! Do you have any paper?
mutantwarthog.bsky.social
CAN I HAS YOUR AUTOGRAPH 🥺🥺🥺
lightnxngfast.bsky.social
…Right…

Well, that’s me! Lightning McQueen!
mutantwarthog.bsky.social
My writer made a typo 😡 bebop said lightning, Emmy didn’t
lightnxngfast.bsky.social
The one and onl— wait, did you just say ‘lighting’?
lightnxngfast.bsky.social
The one and onl— wait, did you just say ‘lighting’?
mutantwarthog.bsky.social
… LIGHTING MCQUEEN ??? 😦😦😦😦😦
lightnxngfast.bsky.social
What is all that racket—!?!?
mutantwarthog.bsky.social
[ putting the silverware in the garbage disposal— gee, chores are hard 😦 💧]
lightnxngfast.bsky.social
Finally, a less morally bankrupt character— you know him. You love him! Tow Mater! Ever since Lightning landed in Radiator Springs, these two have been the best of friends!
lightnxngfast.bsky.social
Next we have another comically evil and obnoxious character in Chick Hicks— once going as far as to try and off Strip “the King” Weathers to win his only Piston Cup, Chick will do ANYTHING to win. However due to his immense unpopularity, he’s since retired to be a host on RSN.

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lightnxngfast.bsky.social
First up, since you like comically fucking evil characters, it’s Professor Zündapp— one of the main orchestrators of the attempt on Lightning’s life in Cars 2. There’s also his main henchcars, Grem and Acer. Grem is more cold and calculated, while Acer can be over-eager.

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lightnxngfast.bsky.social
// @theshredder.bsky.social ok this was too hard to narrow down so I have a few here for you. (But I know you make zillions of accounts per day so it’s ok)

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Reposted by 𝙇𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏𝙉𝙄𝙉𝙂.
lightnxngfast.bsky.social
//Ok I have an idea. Like this post for me to assign you a Cars character based on your muses
lightnxngfast.bsky.social
Oh, is that so? Which track is that?
androidb0dy.bsky.social
[ Krang forces a smile -- perhaps he can use this racecar for his evil plans. 👺]

Is that so .. ? I happen to have a racetrACk of my own...
lightnxngfast.bsky.social
I’m Lightning McQueen! I’m a famous racecar.

[He gives a smile.]
lightnxngfast.bsky.social
I’m Lightning McQueen! I’m a famous racecar.

[He gives a smile.]
androidb0dy.bsky.social
I am Krang, who are YOU ? And more importantly, what are you.

[ a squint. The evil little brain is already plotting something 👺]
lightnxngfast.bsky.social
Umm…

[Lightning is extremely confused by the presence of the brain.]

I don’t know? Who are you, exactly???
lightnxngfast.bsky.social
Umm…

[Lightning is extremely confused by the presence of the brain.]

I don’t know? Who are you, exactly???
androidb0dy.bsky.social
Staring BACK just as curious, though with much more malicious intent. 👺

“Can I help you?”
lightnxngfast.bsky.social
[Watching @temporal-alien.bsky.social. He’s seen inanimate cars being driven before, but it still makes him shudder a little.]