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Li'l Melon
@lilmelon.bsky.social
Gamer furry 🐺 He/She/They/Idgaf 💚💛
Storyteller, STRAYS in PARADISE 🔞
https://linktr.ee/lilmelon

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I made Tomodachi Life even more based.
January 29, 2026 at 7:40 PM
I've seen this post around and it's like... naw. These aren't rules. These are guidelines to avoid a well-deserved ass-whuppin' from people who won't give an eff.
January 24, 2026 at 3:54 AM
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My last two shots before my world went dark.
January 17, 2026 at 9:55 PM
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Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.
January 17, 2026 at 2:57 PM
The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996)
January 17, 2026 at 2:10 AM
It's annoying when you say you don't like a show and fans feel the need to correct you. Like what are they expecting?

"Oop, you're right. That show IS my sense of humor. I'll start laughing at it now."
January 16, 2026 at 10:27 PM
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January 13, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Equip the Lens of Truth
January 15, 2026 at 7:44 PM
10-year-old me beating Super Metroid
January 9, 2026 at 10:33 AM
I don't understand. Are you saying you and Barbara are stupid dogs?
January 2, 2026 at 9:14 PM
There will be another pause in page releases until we get caught up again. My sincerest apologies to... like, the one or two people who... maybe would think, "Dang."
January 2, 2026 at 5:23 PM
5. Overkill, pg 9

Around 16 inches, if you're wondering.
December 26, 2025 at 8:11 PM
5. Overkill, pg 8

She seems unimpressed.
December 19, 2025 at 9:05 PM
If I hold you in my palm, crane my neck, and slowly bring you to my lips, you're either...

... the love of my life.

OR

... a hot dog.
December 19, 2025 at 6:41 PM
If AI "artists" had any true passion behind their ideas, they woulda tried to bring them to life long ago.

That's why their pics tend to be the hackiest, most uninspired crap imaginable.
December 16, 2025 at 8:11 PM
5. Overkill, pg 7

Coming in hot, man.
December 12, 2025 at 10:04 PM
A'ight, this game's got some redeeming qualities.

#metroid #metroidprime #nintendo #switch #lamorn
December 7, 2025 at 6:43 AM
5. Overkill, pg 6

Maybe he took classes?
December 6, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I just met ya and I already want ya.

#metroid #metroidprime #nintendo #switch
December 4, 2025 at 8:14 PM
5. Overkill, pg 5

He rolled 20s. I rolled a 1.
December 2, 2025 at 10:13 PM
5. Overkill, pg 4

Rollin' with it.
December 1, 2025 at 10:14 PM
5. Overkill, pg 3

A little late on the details.
November 23, 2025 at 10:05 PM
5. Overkill, pg 2

I can bara-ly take it.
November 23, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Chapter 5 is still in the works, but I'll periodically share the pages that are finished so far.
November 19, 2025 at 1:48 AM
5. Overkill, pg 1

Be sure to stretch.
November 19, 2025 at 12:26 AM