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lil miss anthrope @lilmissanthrope.bsky.social · 1h

i always liked 'em. also sardines, herrings, whatever fish u got in a can, really

lil miss anthrope @lilmissanthrope.bsky.social · 2h

then the next day, labcorp sends me this:

yes they are, labcorp, but not the way you think

From: Labcorp
Subject: Are your testosterone levels affecting your quality of life?

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lil miss anthrope @lilmissanthrope.bsky.social · 2h

<3

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lil miss anthrope @lilmissanthrope.bsky.social · 4h

i'm leaving some cookies out iykwim ;)

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lil miss anthrope @lilmissanthrope.bsky.social · 11h

suddenly missing my '87 civic ;___;

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lil miss anthrope @lilmissanthrope.bsky.social · 11h

"you just haven't had the right dick yet", you know, the thing these dudes all say to lesbians

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lil miss anthrope @lilmissanthrope.bsky.social · 14h

we're still not allowed to call them the n-word, GJ

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lil miss anthrope @lilmissanthrope.bsky.social · 1d

it's what happens when you talk back to bigots too much

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lil miss anthrope @lilmissanthrope.bsky.social · 1d

when the people running *the inquisition* have you dragged home in chains for your human rights abuses, yeah, maybe you shouldn't have a holiday named after you

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lil miss anthrope @lilmissanthrope.bsky.social · 1d

oh hey, it's columbus day! fuck that guy

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lil miss anthrope @lilmissanthrope.bsky.social · 1d

"i'm an ally" is a favorite

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lil miss anthrope @lilmissanthrope.bsky.social · 3d

none of them are willing to look like they're "soft on crime"

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lil miss anthrope @lilmissanthrope.bsky.social · 3d

welp, guess i'll buy the game then

lil miss anthrope @lilmissanthrope.bsky.social · 3d

heaving a deep sigh as i go get the wand that plugs in to the wall

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lil miss anthrope @lilmissanthrope.bsky.social · 3d

yeah, one of these days the toilet lid's gonna fall on his neck and that'll be that

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lil miss anthrope @lilmissanthrope.bsky.social · 4d

otoh, one of the best parts of transitioning is that nobody gets me hot sauces, pocket knives, or leathermans (leathermen?) as gifts anymore

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lil miss anthrope @lilmissanthrope.bsky.social · 4d

whatever you do, do NOT think about foreskin

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lil miss anthrope @lilmissanthrope.bsky.social · 4d

wonder what those 88s are for 🤔

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lil miss anthrope @lilmissanthrope.bsky.social · 4d

yet another "wait, if the rebel alliance was the vietcong, then that would make america the evil empire" mf right here

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lil miss anthrope @lilmissanthrope.bsky.social · 4d

and replace them with more fuckin democrats

lil miss anthrope @lilmissanthrope.bsky.social · 5d

i got the same username there as here, but i'll mess with it tomorrow, i'm a little too tired tonight

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lil miss anthrope @lilmissanthrope.bsky.social · 5d

:O i'm in

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lil miss anthrope @lilmissanthrope.bsky.social · 5d

not all of them, but way more than zero which is how many there should have been

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lil miss anthrope @lilmissanthrope.bsky.social · 5d

a while back, a black poster here asked the libs, if the dem candidate wanted to bring back slavery would you be demanding that i vote for him? and i don't even have to tell you what they all answered

they really do not give a single fuck as long as they can get back to brunch

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lil miss anthrope @lilmissanthrope.bsky.social · 5d

oh, i should have put something clever in that field :/

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