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Lily O'Riley

@lilyohriley.bsky.social

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18+ | 🏳️‍🌈 Twitch Streamer, Sex Toy Reviewer & NSFW Content Creator 💕 http://find.lilyohriley.com | #redhead #tattooedgirl #fantasytoys #footfetish #squirting

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Lily O'Riley @lilyohriley.bsky.social · Jul 14

Fair warning, if you try to follow me ‘for the gaming content’ and then clutch your pearls when I post ass…I don't know what to do with y’all.

A low-resolution image of a redhead nude on all fours, knees spread, with one hand pressed against her pussy and a large floral tattoo visible on their left side.

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Lily O'Riley @lilyohriley.bsky.social · 23d

Finally got a proper newsletter up and running! Join the queue if you're interested in monthly infodumps about my toys, travel or tubesites

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Lily O'Riley @lilyohriley.bsky.social · Sep 1

YouTube: Your content violates our standards and sensibilities
Me: Fine, watch me violate things even harder elsewhere. 🧡

Stay rebellious, kids. 💋

Lily O'Riley @lilyohriley.bsky.social · Aug 30

YouTube keeps turning my comments off ‘for my safety.’
Sweetness, if I wanted safety I wouldn’t be reviewing silicone dongs on main. 🐉

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Lily O'Riley @lilyohriley.bsky.social · Aug 24

Dear YouTube,
My comments are fun, educational, and barely 40% unhinged. Why do y'all keep disabling them?

Their response: [error 404: accountability not found]

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Lily O'Riley @lilyohriley.bsky.social · Aug 18

Roadie received some limited out of crate time today and was the BEST girl. I'm really hopeful that her four-week checkup next week comes back cleared for activity

A large black and tan puppy laying sideways across a pillow with a black chew bone under one front paw.

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Lily O'Riley @lilyohriley.bsky.social · Aug 18

Since YouTube keeps nuking my comment sections like I’m posting state secrets, I conveniently have a whole Discord thread for actually discussing reviews.
Wild concept, I know.

Join the Lily O'Riley's Super Secret Server Discord Server!

Warning: not suitable for persons under the age of 18. Content may include: discourse, dumbassery & (artificial) dongs | 622 members

discord.gg

Lily O'Riley @lilyohriley.bsky.social · Aug 17

Someone told me today that dogs don't need to enjoy training (they just need to obey) and it seems like too many prioritize control over connection in dog relationships.

Personally I'd rather have a happy dog who just generally gets the vibes than a cowed one with perfect obedience, wouldn't you?

Lily O'Riley @lilyohriley.bsky.social · Aug 16

currently surviving on iced coffee, spite, and the single (1) brain cell I share with this damaged ass street puppy. probably better if you don't ask me how my week’s going

Lily O'Riley @lilyohriley.bsky.social · Aug 11

just spent 20 mins staring into the fridge like it’s gonna reveal the meaning of life
all I got was moldy yogurt and an unexpected serving of existential dread.

Lily O'Riley @lilyohriley.bsky.social · Aug 10

Looking for calisthenics help from knowledgeable folks who won’t laugh when I can’t lift my own ass off the ground. Will pay y’all in actual gratitude (or, if needed, negotiated thirst traps).

A pale redhead kneeling nude on a bed, tattooed arm holding the camera for the selfie. Their face is cut off above the nose and the photo extends to their knees

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Lily O'Riley @lilyohriley.bsky.social · Aug 9

YouTube demonetized another review for ~pornographic~ content. Joke’s on them - my orange site mirror now gets extra uncut footage. Enjoy my unfiltered, full-frontal takes on there instead.
🧡🖤 www.pornhub.com/playlist/347...

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Lily O'Riley @lilyohriley.bsky.social · Aug 8

Bottom line: Dogs aren’t accessories. Their bodies aren’t ours to edit for convenience or fashion. I'll love this little weirdo just the same, but I have zero respect for the people involved in mutilating her before she came into my life. End rant. 🔪🚫

Lily O'Riley @lilyohriley.bsky.social · Aug 8

And tail docking follows the same warped logic. Roadie's nub wags when happy, but just can't communicate nuance like an intact tail. They've disabled her socially, and for what? Because someone thought it looked right? Someone literally cut her off from part of her language just for aesthetics

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Lily O'Riley @lilyohriley.bsky.social · Aug 8

My other dog came to me whole and the difference is night and day; he uses his little thumbs to manipulate items with ease, scratch his ears - normal dog stuff. When she tries the same movements the toys just slip fruitlessly away and the lack of function is easy to see

Lily O'Riley @lilyohriley.bsky.social · Aug 8

Meet Roadie, my little hit-&-run survivor. Watching her heal over the past few days I realized she came to me with an extra disability - when someone chopped her dewclaws they didn't just remove "extra toes," they took her thumbs and it breaks my heart watching her now struggle with simple tasks

A blue monster dog plush being pinned down by Roadie, a slim black and tan puppy who's missing her dewclaws, as she lays on a towel

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shanna 🖤 @shannasins.bsky.social · Jun 24

i am so tired of the porn i am allowed to make being determined by puritanical credit card companies

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Lily O'Riley @lilyohriley.bsky.social · Jul 31

Found a hit and run victim in the road today - 1k of vet bills (and one broken pelvis) later y'all get to meet Almost Roadkill; Roadie for short.

A young, thin, rottweiler laying on a white tile floor next to a puppy pad and leaning into being petted on the head.

Lily O'Riley @lilyohriley.bsky.social · Jul 28

Yes, my poor wrinkly sole is all banged up. No, you haven't paid enough to kiss it better. 💋

A pale foot resting on top of the opposite thigh in black yoga pants. One hand is cupping the toes to show off the wrinkly sole and two scratches on the arch.

A pale foot resting on top of the opposite thigh in black yoga pants. One hand has the fingers threaded between the toes, a naturally manicured thumbnail resting on the sole, providing support and highlighting the two scratches on the arch.

Lily O'Riley @lilyohriley.bsky.social · Jul 27

One day I'm going to give in to the urge when someone send an unsolicited 🍆 requesting a rating and respond with

Sure! 0/10 for originality and -5/10 for effort. Cashapp $20 for the lesson and do better. 🙄

Lily O'Riley @lilyohriley.bsky.social · Jul 26

My sleep schedule could be studied as a torture tactic, but my tits look amazing.
The duality of woman, I suppose

A redhead wearing a black top pulled down to expose their large breasts (pale, with hard pink nipples). Their manicured nails are either playing with or trying to cover their nipples.

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Lily O'Riley @lilyohriley.bsky.social · Jul 21

Likes are fine and flattering, but retweets help pay my wifi bill. Do with that information what you will
🌀you want to retweet my media posts🌀

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Lily O'Riley @lilyohriley.bsky.social · Jul 20

9am: Professional queen in pantyhose 👑
6pm: Peeling these stinky things off like a total gremlin

A pair of stinky pantyhose, well-worn after a long day at work, draped over a hand. In the background, pale feet reddened from hours spent encased in nylons while wearing heels, rest on the tile floor

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Lily O'Riley @lilyohriley.bsky.social · Jul 19

Every time someone leaks my vids, an angel loses its wings - and by angel I mean my motivation to film the weird shit y’all beg for so congrats, y'all played yourselves. 🙌

(also, Branditscan is -on top- of taking my leaks down: 10/10, would recommend, best way to play whack-a-mole with pirates)

Lily O'Riley @lilyohriley.bsky.social · Jul 17

Name a better feeling than uninstalling a game after finally 100% it 🏆

Lily O'Riley @lilyohriley.bsky.social · Jul 15

Silly question, but what's the equivalent of "thick" for dudes?
Is thick a gender neutral attribute? BHM is a size class above who I'm trying to describe, but we don't seem to label dude bodies as granularly as we do feminine ones 🧐

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