Oh to be an adult, going to CVS at 7am to buy a Redbull and a Fortnite gift card using exclusively $1 bills

its tough out there but so am i

I am being wholeheartedly unironic here when I tell you I genuinely LOVE the 1993 Super Mario Bros movie

My life is actually so full of love and light and joy and whimsy bro, that's so crazy

if a felon can be president then a dog can play basketball

anyways expect to see more of me on here from here on out for that reason and because I finally have the financial/general life stability to get back into voice acting again! I am very excited :)))

hello bluesky, you are the only social media platform that doesn't fill me with existential dread :)

💪🏾Role Announcement 🛡️
It's finally released on Newgrounds and YouTube! And with that you can catch me as the goofy lad and member of the hagniss crew Monty! Check out the full video in the replies below! Thank you so much @wubbwarg.bsky.social for this amazing opportunity!

Posting on Bluesky about Twitter like someone who won't stop telling their new partner about their toxic ex

This guy #theowlhouse

I was unsure about how building my feed & the algorithm in this app would work vs Twitter but already 90% of the posts I'm seeing align with my interests or are cool/interesting things by people I care about with no annoying bots or AI in between !!! 🥺🥺

As much as people like to clown on Stardew Valley’s romance system, I know for a fact that if a guy gave me my favorite food item, everyday for a year, I’d be considering marriage too