TOADSTOOL
@limushroomguytoad.bsky.social
"HI I'M TOAD!" | MDNI | https://worm | non-rp/irl DNI!!!
Crashes said car into LuthorCorp
“UH OH!”
“UH OH!”
"DRIVING IN MY CARRRR RIGHT AFTER A BEEER HEY THAT BUMPPP IS SHAPED LIKE A DEEEEER!"
mario and toad are playing in a video game
ALT: mario and toad are playing in a video game
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January 20, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Crashes said car into LuthorCorp
“UH OH!”
“UH OH!”
H I I M T O A D
January 20, 2026 at 4:57 PM
H I I M T O A D
January 20, 2026 at 4:37 PM
"GET AWAY FROM ME!"
Grabs a blue shell.
Grabs a blue shell.
"C'MON THINK OF THE ENDLESS POSSIBILITIES! THE AMOUNT OF FOOD YOU CAN BE APART OF! EVEN BETTER IF YOU REGENERATE LIKE ME!"
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”
January 19, 2026 at 7:17 PM
"GET AWAY FROM ME!"
Grabs a blue shell.
Grabs a blue shell.
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”
He brings out a katana.
"We should find out!"
"We should find out!"
“I DUNNO!”
January 19, 2026 at 6:30 PM
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”
“I’M VERY PERSUASIVE!
"I've changed my mind. You got me to switch."
Pulls out a blue shell.
“ARE YOU SURE?!!!”
“ARE YOU SURE?!!!”
January 19, 2026 at 6:25 PM
“I’M VERY PERSUASIVE!
Pulls out a blue shell.
“ARE YOU SURE?!!!”
“ARE YOU SURE?!!!”
"100% Disagree."
“HI IM TOAD!!!”
January 19, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Pulls out a blue shell.
“ARE YOU SURE?!!!”
“ARE YOU SURE?!!!”
“I DUNNO!”
"WHAT? so you're just straight up pure mushroom?"
“I DONT HAVE BONES!”
January 19, 2026 at 6:15 PM
“I DUNNO!”
“HI IM TOAD!!!”
Kurt wants to know your muses hottest take.
January 19, 2026 at 6:15 PM
“HI IM TOAD!!!”
“I DONT HAVE BONES!”
"Oh! So your skull is... shroom shaped?"
“IT’S MY HEAD!”
January 19, 2026 at 5:52 PM
“I DONT HAVE BONES!”
“IT’S MY HEAD!”
Wade sighs, relieved.
"Yeahhhh I would think so. Sooo is that like your hair, or? Like a growth?"
"Yeahhhh I would think so. Sooo is that like your hair, or? Like a growth?"
“OH!”
He grabs it and puts it in a bush.
“THANKS! ITS A BLIND SPOT UP THERE FOR ME!”
He grabs it and puts it in a bush.
“THANKS! ITS A BLIND SPOT UP THERE FOR ME!”
January 19, 2026 at 5:28 PM
“IT’S MY HEAD!”
“OH!”
He grabs it and puts it in a bush.
“THANKS! ITS A BLIND SPOT UP THERE FOR ME!”
He grabs it and puts it in a bush.
“THANKS! ITS A BLIND SPOT UP THERE FOR ME!”
"NO, FROG!" Wade jabs his pointer finger at Toad, where a frog sat lackadaisically on one of the red spots.
“NOT WHAT I’M CALLED!”
January 19, 2026 at 5:24 PM
“OH!”
He grabs it and puts it in a bush.
“THANKS! ITS A BLIND SPOT UP THERE FOR ME!”
He grabs it and puts it in a bush.
“THANKS! ITS A BLIND SPOT UP THERE FOR ME!”
“NOT WHAT I’M CALLED!”
January 19, 2026 at 5:22 PM
“NOT WHAT I’M CALLED!”
“YEP! THE ONE AND ONLY! NICE TO MEET YA CLARK!”
He doesn’t appear to have a skeleton, or anything inside really.
He doesn’t appear to have a skeleton, or anything inside really.
Clark lets out an exasperated chuckle. Holllllly schnikes, it's a Toad. An actual, itty bitty baby Toad of a guy.
"Yeah, you sure are, aren't you?"
He looks at him from several other angles. This can't be a hallucination because as far as he knows, hallucinations don't have complex
"Yeah, you sure are, aren't you?"
He looks at him from several other angles. This can't be a hallucination because as far as he knows, hallucinations don't have complex
January 19, 2026 at 3:46 PM
“YEP! THE ONE AND ONLY! NICE TO MEET YA CLARK!”
He doesn’t appear to have a skeleton, or anything inside really.
He doesn’t appear to have a skeleton, or anything inside really.
“ALRIGHT YOU TWO! MAKE UP NOW OR ELSE!”
He holds a blue shell in either hand.
He holds a blue shell in either hand.
January 19, 2026 at 6:06 AM
“ALRIGHT YOU TWO! MAKE UP NOW OR ELSE!”
He holds a blue shell in either hand.
He holds a blue shell in either hand.
“WHY ARE YOU TWO BEING MEAN TO EACHOTHER?!”
January 19, 2026 at 5:55 AM
“WHY ARE YOU TWO BEING MEAN TO EACHOTHER?!”
“I’M JUST STANDING HERE!”
"AAAAA ITS TRYING TO JUMP INTO MY MOUTH?!??!? KILLIT KILL IT KILL IT!!"
swinging their scythe around, aiming the blade at its puffy head and- ..bouncing off?
"WHAT THE FUUUUCKK!?!?!?"
swinging their scythe around, aiming the blade at its puffy head and- ..bouncing off?
"WHAT THE FUUUUCKK!?!?!?"
"THIS! HURTS! REALLY! BAD! HEEEEEELP!"
January 19, 2026 at 5:29 AM
“I’M JUST STANDING HERE!”
"THIS! HURTS! REALLY! BAD! HEEEEEELP!"
"MUSHROOMS ARE GROOOOSSSS DON'T MAKE ME EAT YOU, ICKY GROSS THING!!!"
Smack smack smack smack .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ
Smack smack smack smack .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ
"OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW!"
Squeaks like a toy with each smack.
Squeaks like a toy with each smack.
January 19, 2026 at 5:22 AM
"THIS! HURTS! REALLY! BAD! HEEEEEELP!"
"OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW!"
Squeaks like a toy with each smack.
Squeaks like a toy with each smack.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Repeatedly hitting the thing with the butt of her scythe.
Repeatedly hitting the thing with the butt of her scythe.
"DON'T BE MEAN TO ME!"
January 19, 2026 at 5:18 AM
"OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW!"
Squeaks like a toy with each smack.
Squeaks like a toy with each smack.
"DON'T BE MEAN TO ME!"
January 19, 2026 at 5:07 AM
"DON'T BE MEAN TO ME!"
"DRIVING IN MY CARRRR RIGHT AFTER A BEEER HEY THAT BUMPPP IS SHAPED LIKE A DEEEEER!"
mario and toad are playing in a video game
ALT: mario and toad are playing in a video game
media.tenor.com
January 19, 2026 at 4:42 AM
"DRIVING IN MY CARRRR RIGHT AFTER A BEEER HEY THAT BUMPPP IS SHAPED LIKE A DEEEEER!"
“OK SEE YA LATER ROCKY!”
He slowly got back up, panting afterwards.
"Alright, little guy... You win..."
He slowly walked away while muttering "If matchstick finds out about this..."
"Alright, little guy... You win..."
He slowly walked away while muttering "If matchstick finds out about this..."
“YAY I DID IT!”
January 19, 2026 at 3:02 AM
“OK SEE YA LATER ROCKY!”
“YAY I DID IT!”
His eyes widened as the shell approached him.
"Oooooh sweet mercy!"
He tried his best to shield himself with his arms before...
B O O M.
"Oooooh sweet mercy!"
He tried his best to shield himself with his arms before...
B O O M.
He pulls out a spiked blue shell.
“C A T C H!”
“C A T C H!”
January 19, 2026 at 2:58 AM
“YAY I DID IT!”
He pulls out a spiked blue shell.
“C A T C H!”
“C A T C H!”
"Who the hell is Bowser? Where did you even come from?"
“YOU MUST BE ONE OF BOWSER’S MEAN FRIENDS! I KNOW JUST HOW TO DEAL WITH TOY!”
He starts rummaging through his bag.
He starts rummaging through his bag.
January 19, 2026 at 2:54 AM
He pulls out a spiked blue shell.
“C A T C H!”
“C A T C H!”
“YOU MUST BE ONE OF BOWSER’S MEAN FRIENDS! I KNOW JUST HOW TO DEAL WITH TOY!”
He starts rummaging through his bag.
He starts rummaging through his bag.
"...Yeah."
He shrugged.
He shrugged.
“AND YOU HIT ME OVER MY MUSHROOM HEAD FOR IT?!”
January 19, 2026 at 2:52 AM
“YOU MUST BE ONE OF BOWSER’S MEAN FRIENDS! I KNOW JUST HOW TO DEAL WITH TOY!”
He starts rummaging through his bag.
He starts rummaging through his bag.