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[taps michaelphone] is this thing on. i think linhardt and claude should talk and also kiss. thank you for your time.
my gf just described claude as "a kleptomaniac but for information" and it's one of my favorite ways I've ever heard him described
February 12, 2026 at 4:05 AM
my gf just described claude as "a kleptomaniac but for information" and it's one of my favorite ways I've ever heard him described
okay fuck the sorter I know my heart I know my soul
1. Claude
2. Lysithea
3. Linhardt
4. Leonie
5. Seteth
6. Raphael
7. Byleth
8. Dorothea
9. Hapi
10. Balthus
1. Claude
2. Lysithea
3. Linhardt
4. Leonie
5. Seteth
6. Raphael
7. Byleth
8. Dorothea
9. Hapi
10. Balthus
February 11, 2026 at 3:27 PM
okay fuck the sorter I know my heart I know my soul
1. Claude
2. Lysithea
3. Linhardt
4. Leonie
5. Seteth
6. Raphael
7. Byleth
8. Dorothea
9. Hapi
10. Balthus
1. Claude
2. Lysithea
3. Linhardt
4. Leonie
5. Seteth
6. Raphael
7. Byleth
8. Dorothea
9. Hapi
10. Balthus
can any of you forgive me if I say fe3h but with quadrants. actually how many of you even know what that means. am I old do people know what moirail and kismesis mean anymore
February 10, 2026 at 2:10 PM
can any of you forgive me if I say fe3h but with quadrants. actually how many of you even know what that means. am I old do people know what moirail and kismesis mean anymore
been feeling increasingly stressed about dimilix bingo and I think maybe instead of doing three prompts every day I will just do. One. Like I would for a normal fanweek.
Still wanna do the one that's all 9 prompts tho bc I love my idea for it so much. transfem felix here I come
Still wanna do the one that's all 9 prompts tho bc I love my idea for it so much. transfem felix here I come
February 8, 2026 at 4:18 PM
been feeling increasingly stressed about dimilix bingo and I think maybe instead of doing three prompts every day I will just do. One. Like I would for a normal fanweek.
Still wanna do the one that's all 9 prompts tho bc I love my idea for it so much. transfem felix here I come
Still wanna do the one that's all 9 prompts tho bc I love my idea for it so much. transfem felix here I come
I'm buzzing
I've been doing so much writing lately but there's a gap before dimilix bingo and I don't wanna lose my flow....I need to keep being nuts and having visions......I know I said I already did my last linclaude until after bingo but maybe this has to be Lies
I've been doing so much writing lately but there's a gap before dimilix bingo and I don't wanna lose my flow....I need to keep being nuts and having visions......I know I said I already did my last linclaude until after bingo but maybe this has to be Lies
February 5, 2026 at 2:24 PM
I'm buzzing
I've been doing so much writing lately but there's a gap before dimilix bingo and I don't wanna lose my flow....I need to keep being nuts and having visions......I know I said I already did my last linclaude until after bingo but maybe this has to be Lies
I've been doing so much writing lately but there's a gap before dimilix bingo and I don't wanna lose my flow....I need to keep being nuts and having visions......I know I said I already did my last linclaude until after bingo but maybe this has to be Lies
one of my favorite Claude Traits is how weird he is about lying. it's like he's operating on classic fae rules and can only lie by omission and I know it's probably for the sake of the audience so we can figure out his backstory but I choose to take it seriously bc I think that's more interesting
February 4, 2026 at 2:26 PM
one of my favorite Claude Traits is how weird he is about lying. it's like he's operating on classic fae rules and can only lie by omission and I know it's probably for the sake of the audience so we can figure out his backstory but I choose to take it seriously bc I think that's more interesting
i've sorted out that bottom row more
February 3, 2026 at 6:32 PM
i've sorted out that bottom row more
moment from a gc I'm in that I think about constantly. I look at so many characters and think "man you just gotta figure it out"
![[screenshot of a discord chat]
alright man: You guys gotta figure it out
Seabiscuit's strongest soldier: How do you mean?
alright man: Idk man you just gotta figure it out](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:nqs5tit6kp6emccz25e5qw2w/bafkreictyrhhpommq5iyktukwlbzgdzd4v73ovcbv6rdqrbo7ziexsgrey@jpeg)
February 3, 2026 at 6:02 PM
moment from a gc I'm in that I think about constantly. I look at so many characters and think "man you just gotta figure it out"
linclaude nation may be small but on god if we aren't loyal. there's a group of 3-6 folks who leave kudos on Every Single One of my linclaude fics, and that's so beautiful 💛 truly we are sharing visions 💚 and starved for content but more importantly we share visions
February 3, 2026 at 4:19 PM
linclaude nation may be small but on god if we aren't loyal. there's a group of 3-6 folks who leave kudos on Every Single One of my linclaude fics, and that's so beautiful 💛 truly we are sharing visions 💚 and starved for content but more importantly we share visions
linclaude / golden deer & claude chatfic is now up!
archiveofourown.org/works/78812211
archiveofourown.org/works/78812211
February 3, 2026 at 1:38 AM
linclaude / golden deer & claude chatfic is now up!
archiveofourown.org/works/78812211
archiveofourown.org/works/78812211
sometimes i think about when rhea holds byleth in her lap and hums a sweet lullaby bc she's really looking forward to byleth's upcoming ego death appointment
February 2, 2026 at 5:11 PM
sometimes i think about when rhea holds byleth in her lap and hums a sweet lullaby bc she's really looking forward to byleth's upcoming ego death appointment
Reposted by the world's preeminent linclaude scholar
last year was fun as hell
February 2, 2026 at 7:11 AM
last year was fun as hell
Reposted by the world's preeminent linclaude scholar
I normally make Lysithea and Annette the complicated Minecraft modpack players but Claude would play on their server too if he wasn't lifetime banned for messing with Lysithea too much
February 2, 2026 at 7:28 AM
I normally make Lysithea and Annette the complicated Minecraft modpack players but Claude would play on their server too if he wasn't lifetime banned for messing with Lysithea too much
is it wrong of me to write a golden deer fic and leave lorenz out
February 2, 2026 at 2:01 PM
is it wrong of me to write a golden deer fic and leave lorenz out
rolled out of bed and wrote like 6k words of modern au chatfic w/ endgame linclaude
February 1, 2026 at 5:28 PM
rolled out of bed and wrote like 6k words of modern au chatfic w/ endgame linclaude
severely tempted to just start posting what I have for my "felix & leonie drag dimitri to the monastery during vw and now claude is gonna build a golden route with his bare hands and stubbornness" au even though I don't have it anything Close to finished
February 1, 2026 at 2:14 PM
severely tempted to just start posting what I have for my "felix & leonie drag dimitri to the monastery during vw and now claude is gonna build a golden route with his bare hands and stubbornness" au even though I don't have it anything Close to finished
my gf made the loudest, most disgusted noise I've ever heard from her so I went into the living room to see what happened and she was on the academy phase goddess tower scene and lorenz was there
January 31, 2026 at 8:11 PM
my gf made the loudest, most disgusted noise I've ever heard from her so I went into the living room to see what happened and she was on the academy phase goddess tower scene and lorenz was there
when my manager sends out an email asking for us to check if the laser cutter is still having an error, but the error is dependent on the project file, not the machine, and also has a very straightforward answer that I'd really hope the manager of the department would know
January 31, 2026 at 1:52 PM
when my manager sends out an email asking for us to check if the laser cutter is still having an error, but the error is dependent on the project file, not the machine, and also has a very straightforward answer that I'd really hope the manager of the department would know
I think what I love most about leonie is that she knows who she is. it means that she's not intimidated or defensive when people are different from her. she doesn't try to change them. she meets them where they're at.
January 30, 2026 at 3:53 PM
I think what I love most about leonie is that she knows who she is. it means that she's not intimidated or defensive when people are different from her. she doesn't try to change them. she meets them where they're at.
wrt that last thread, if you haven't watched or read the apothecary diaries yet, it's sooooooo good. the story is great the characters are Excellent, it's in anime, manga or light novel form, pls go meet my girl maomao and her failguy jinshi
January 29, 2026 at 10:22 PM
wrt that last thread, if you haven't watched or read the apothecary diaries yet, it's sooooooo good. the story is great the characters are Excellent, it's in anime, manga or light novel form, pls go meet my girl maomao and her failguy jinshi
dimitri's antidepressant tea is one of my biggest fe3h fic pet peeves so I'm gonna turn that into an opportunity for fun fact sharing: medicine in the form of pills has actually been around since at least 1500 BCE and possibly longer
January 29, 2026 at 9:39 PM
dimitri's antidepressant tea is one of my biggest fe3h fic pet peeves so I'm gonna turn that into an opportunity for fun fact sharing: medicine in the form of pills has actually been around since at least 1500 BCE and possibly longer
idk if this is common but in addition to using at least one prompt for each day of dimilix bingo (ideally using three and going for a bingo each day), I want to write one that uses all 9. really gonna push myself this february, pls send get well soon cards
January 29, 2026 at 3:57 PM
idk if this is common but in addition to using at least one prompt for each day of dimilix bingo (ideally using three and going for a bingo each day), I want to write one that uses all 9. really gonna push myself this february, pls send get well soon cards
if you thought the hanahaki plant was convoluted that's got nothing on Pen's Attempt To Make Omegaverse Coherent
January 29, 2026 at 3:14 PM
if you thought the hanahaki plant was convoluted that's got nothing on Pen's Attempt To Make Omegaverse Coherent
looking at the dimilix bingo prompts is making me want to tackle omegaverse worldbuilding again, which is such a nightmare for a guy like me. I care so much about internal coherency and that's SO tough with a concept that's just for porn and isn't meant to make sense
January 29, 2026 at 2:58 PM
looking at the dimilix bingo prompts is making me want to tackle omegaverse worldbuilding again, which is such a nightmare for a guy like me. I care so much about internal coherency and that's SO tough with a concept that's just for porn and isn't meant to make sense
printed one of these at work and it's awful. it's horrible. i hate to see and touch it. usually i'm into macabre stuff but the experience of this thing is just horrid. i need to bring my mind to more joyous pastures bc rn all i have is rattley teeth
January 29, 2026 at 12:53 AM
printed one of these at work and it's awful. it's horrible. i hate to see and touch it. usually i'm into macabre stuff but the experience of this thing is just horrid. i need to bring my mind to more joyous pastures bc rn all i have is rattley teeth