Nachturne
@lisamarie.bsky.social
World traveler, art dealer, slave to my dog, basic bitch, ask me about Nightcrawler. Cohost of @simplyamazing, Nocturne's biggest fan.
Why is Selena perfect?
a woman in a purple suit is singing into a microphone
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November 23, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Why is Selena perfect?
The Perfect Neighbor is Dear Zachary level of soul crushing.
November 6, 2025 at 2:12 AM
The Perfect Neighbor is Dear Zachary level of soul crushing.
Years ago they took our Choco Taco. Now they try to sell us a bougie version. BRING BACK THE REAL CHOCO TACO
October 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Years ago they took our Choco Taco. Now they try to sell us a bougie version. BRING BACK THE REAL CHOCO TACO
What the fuck is this show #TheGoodFight
October 21, 2025 at 11:43 AM
What the fuck is this show #TheGoodFight
I need Harper to survive. I’ve given up on thinking A Train will but don’t take Harper too…
October 8, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I need Harper to survive. I’ve given up on thinking A Train will but don’t take Harper too…
A Big Bold Beautiful Journey
September 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
A Big Bold Beautiful Journey
“I don’t jump into bed with stranger men” Mary. MARY.
September 24, 2025 at 4:23 PM
“I don’t jump into bed with stranger men” Mary. MARY.
Love this shit www.reuters.com/lifestyle/ar...
Argentina officials recover missing painting stolen by Nazis, ending 80-year mystery
Argentina officials on Wednesday announced they had recovered a painting stolen decades ago by the Nazis following days of international intrigue and raids to track down the work of art after it was spotted in a real estate photo.
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September 3, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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I am 99.9% convinced my 4 year old niece was Big Ange in her past life.
a woman wearing sunglasses and a purple dress is sitting on a boat .
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September 3, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I am 99.9% convinced my 4 year old niece was Big Ange in her past life.
I watch this scene several times a year. Still one of the best ever committed to film
Vincent Van Gogh Visits the Gallery | Vincent and the Doctor | Doctor Who
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September 3, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I watch this scene several times a year. Still one of the best ever committed to film
Thirsting through history. O hi FDR Jr
September 2, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Thirsting through history. O hi FDR Jr
It’s always fun seeing the kids try to troll. Like babes, I was in the Wild Wild West of the Internet before your dad’s ball dropped. You think you can troll ME?
August 31, 2025 at 7:24 PM
It’s always fun seeing the kids try to troll. Like babes, I was in the Wild Wild West of the Internet before your dad’s ball dropped. You think you can troll ME?
For a country who hates communism we love the aesthetic. Remember when fast food places were colorful and unique to each other? This is reminding me of my trip to Berlin…
August 31, 2025 at 4:59 PM
For a country who hates communism we love the aesthetic. Remember when fast food places were colorful and unique to each other? This is reminding me of my trip to Berlin…
I hate the narrative around Lil Nas X. A man clearly struggling and in need of help just being torn down at his lowest.
Think of the worst moment of your life and consider if you’d want the world to see it. Extend the grace you’d hope for. I’m rooting for him 🙏
Think of the worst moment of your life and consider if you’d want the world to see it. Extend the grace you’d hope for. I’m rooting for him 🙏
August 31, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I hate the narrative around Lil Nas X. A man clearly struggling and in need of help just being torn down at his lowest.
Think of the worst moment of your life and consider if you’d want the world to see it. Extend the grace you’d hope for. I’m rooting for him 🙏
Think of the worst moment of your life and consider if you’d want the world to see it. Extend the grace you’d hope for. I’m rooting for him 🙏
Guys. Was Nightcrawler the first designer baby?
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August 30, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Guys. Was Nightcrawler the first designer baby?
Say hello to Amazing Baby!
August 27, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Say hello to Amazing Baby!
As I’m coming out of a bit of a depression hibernation can I talk about the importance of transient relationships? That chat on the subway with a stranger, or shared glance with another patron at a store. Little things that connect us for even a short time are so so important.
August 27, 2025 at 7:03 PM
As I’m coming out of a bit of a depression hibernation can I talk about the importance of transient relationships? That chat on the subway with a stranger, or shared glance with another patron at a store. Little things that connect us for even a short time are so so important.
Take a look and listen to Smash by Offspring and tell me this is not the most prescient 30 year old album ever.
August 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Take a look and listen to Smash by Offspring and tell me this is not the most prescient 30 year old album ever.
I’m alone. I anyone out there? Anyone?
August 27, 2025 at 6:33 AM
I’m alone. I anyone out there? Anyone?
Dear future salespeople of American. Stop “asking a question”. Who is still training this?!
a judge is giving a speech in front of an american flag and saying it 's over .
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August 26, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Dear future salespeople of American. Stop “asking a question”. Who is still training this?!
If I ever have a kid, I’m naming her Selena so when she asks me for shit my answer is always
a group of men standing next to each other on a road with the words anything for selenas .
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August 26, 2025 at 12:22 AM
If I ever have a kid, I’m naming her Selena so when she asks me for shit my answer is always
Ok but is anyone else concerned that for decades The Long Walk was considered too depressing to make into a film, and now here we are?
August 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Ok but is anyone else concerned that for decades The Long Walk was considered too depressing to make into a film, and now here we are?