Pure Kenergy
@literallyzedong.bsky.social
I hate football again
WE'RE SO BACK, I LOVE FOOTBALL
I hate football now wtf
February 9, 2026 at 2:52 AM
I hate football again
WE'RE SO BACK, I LOVE FOOTBALL
I hate football now wtf
February 9, 2026 at 2:36 AM
WE'RE SO BACK, I LOVE FOOTBALL
I hate football now wtf
February 9, 2026 at 2:22 AM
I hate football now wtf
My all time favorite halftime show into the most horrifying commercial so far, no one is doing it like the NFL
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
My all time favorite halftime show into the most horrifying commercial so far, no one is doing it like the NFL
PIRAGUA MENTIONED
February 9, 2026 at 1:21 AM
PIRAGUA MENTIONED
Thank god this game is already so much better than the AFC Championship
February 8, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Thank god this game is already so much better than the AFC Championship
TV stream is a whole 10 seconds behind my phone, this will definitely not stress me out for the next three hours
February 8, 2026 at 11:22 PM
TV stream is a whole 10 seconds behind my phone, this will definitely not stress me out for the next three hours
Beautifully moving piece about a beloved coach, and they end it on a fucking AI gif of him, why bother recording the rest of that if you're going to spit on his grave like that?
February 8, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Beautifully moving piece about a beloved coach, and they end it on a fucking AI gif of him, why bother recording the rest of that if you're going to spit on his grave like that?
Taco Bell man accidentally gave me a Large Baja Blast when I ordered a medium
February 8, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Taco Bell man accidentally gave me a Large Baja Blast when I ordered a medium
Next guy who shows up to an event "just a little sick" is getting beaten to death with hammers
February 5, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Next guy who shows up to an event "just a little sick" is getting beaten to death with hammers
Reposted by Pure Kenergy
Gathering the homies so we can all carry Madame Zeroni up the mountain
February 2, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Gathering the homies so we can all carry Madame Zeroni up the mountain
I love replacing functional spellcheck with a robot that can't spell 'enrollment'
We should ruin more things for fun
We should ruin more things for fun
January 29, 2026 at 8:54 PM
I love replacing functional spellcheck with a robot that can't spell 'enrollment'
We should ruin more things for fun
We should ruin more things for fun
"Sam Darnold Superbowl" is a statement I never thought possible two years ago
January 26, 2026 at 2:53 AM
"Sam Darnold Superbowl" is a statement I never thought possible two years ago
That was definitely a fumble, but the refs overruling it is justice for the dogshit taunting call
January 26, 2026 at 2:39 AM
That was definitely a fumble, but the refs overruling it is justice for the dogshit taunting call
The No Fun League calls shit-talking a crime yet again
January 26, 2026 at 1:57 AM
The No Fun League calls shit-talking a crime yet again
I was rooting for the Seahawks over the Rams regardless, but doubly so after they took this game away from me
Saw someone tweet about a Bears-Patriots Superbowl a few weeks ago and said "whatever, sure", unaware that I had met with an oracle
January 25, 2026 at 11:35 PM
I was rooting for the Seahawks over the Rams regardless, but doubly so after they took this game away from me
Undefeated on the road
More wins this season than the last three combined
Finally beat the Broncos in Denver during the playoffs
The New England Patriots are more back than ever before
More wins this season than the last three combined
Finally beat the Broncos in Denver during the playoffs
The New England Patriots are more back than ever before
January 25, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Undefeated on the road
More wins this season than the last three combined
Finally beat the Broncos in Denver during the playoffs
The New England Patriots are more back than ever before
More wins this season than the last three combined
Finally beat the Broncos in Denver during the playoffs
The New England Patriots are more back than ever before
DRAKE "DRAKE MAYE" MAYE DOES IT AGAIN
Eight minutes of game time until I find out how obnoxious I get to be about Drake "Drake Maye" Maye's Superbowl
January 25, 2026 at 11:00 PM
DRAKE "DRAKE MAYE" MAYE DOES IT AGAIN
BRO YOU CANNOT WIPE OUT LIKE THAT RIGHT AFTER I SAY THIS
Eight minutes of game time until I find out how obnoxious I get to be about Drake "Drake Maye" Maye's Superbowl
January 25, 2026 at 10:43 PM
BRO YOU CANNOT WIPE OUT LIKE THAT RIGHT AFTER I SAY THIS
Eight minutes of game time until I find out how obnoxious I get to be about Drake "Drake Maye" Maye's Superbowl
January 25, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Eight minutes of game time until I find out how obnoxious I get to be about Drake "Drake Maye" Maye's Superbowl
I believe in the New England Defense's ability to make opposing QBs see ghosts
January 25, 2026 at 9:17 PM
I believe in the New England Defense's ability to make opposing QBs see ghosts
The Mandate did not apply to Overtime
The Pope has blessed the Bears with the Mandate of Heaven
January 19, 2026 at 3:03 AM
The Mandate did not apply to Overtime