Moose
@litmoose.bsky.social
DFIR by day, DFIR by night.
Former vet tech.
Violinist, Salty, Tired, Meme Enthusiast.
Former vet tech.
Violinist, Salty, Tired, Meme Enthusiast.
God bless the children.
We're going to be alright.
We're going to be alright.
November 29, 2025 at 1:53 AM
God bless the children.
We're going to be alright.
We're going to be alright.
Another end to harvest season, and I have to say goodbye to pumpkins.
One last image to put Autumn to bed...
One last image to put Autumn to bed...
November 28, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Another end to harvest season, and I have to say goodbye to pumpkins.
One last image to put Autumn to bed...
One last image to put Autumn to bed...
My three brain cells trying their best to figure out if I'm missing any ingredients for Thanksgiving.
November 25, 2025 at 2:59 AM
My three brain cells trying their best to figure out if I'm missing any ingredients for Thanksgiving.
Good evening, Mr. Chonk
November 19, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Good evening, Mr. Chonk
See you all at BSides Pyongyang in less than an hour!!!
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BSides Pyongyang
온라인으로 열리는 보안 컨퍼런스, 함께 즐기면서 최신 보안 트렌드에 대해 배워보자! | #BSidesPyongyang2025 :A free community cyber conference on Nov 18 2025
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November 18, 2025 at 2:21 PM
See you all at BSides Pyongyang in less than an hour!!!
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It puts the lotion on its skin...
And struggles to open the door again.
And struggles to open the door again.
November 14, 2025 at 1:10 AM
It puts the lotion on its skin...
And struggles to open the door again.
And struggles to open the door again.
I hated AI before it was cool.
November 12, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I hated AI before it was cool.
If I could take one thing from previous career field and insert it into the tech industry, it would be hygiene.
I hate going to tech functions cause they're as plague-riddled as a herd of unwashed kindergarteners.
Wash your damn hands!
I hate going to tech functions cause they're as plague-riddled as a herd of unwashed kindergarteners.
Wash your damn hands!
November 12, 2025 at 5:55 PM
If I could take one thing from previous career field and insert it into the tech industry, it would be hygiene.
I hate going to tech functions cause they're as plague-riddled as a herd of unwashed kindergarteners.
Wash your damn hands!
I hate going to tech functions cause they're as plague-riddled as a herd of unwashed kindergarteners.
Wash your damn hands!
I enjoy letting my pumpkins sit out for a little while after Halloween. Something about an aging jack-o-lantern with some moldy spots feels like peak autumn serotonin.
November 10, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I enjoy letting my pumpkins sit out for a little while after Halloween. Something about an aging jack-o-lantern with some moldy spots feels like peak autumn serotonin.
All my scars from when I was a tech are from these tiny things. Accurate af.
November 8, 2025 at 1:07 AM
All my scars from when I was a tech are from these tiny things. Accurate af.
Cats don't give a shit about your daylight savings.
November 3, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Cats don't give a shit about your daylight savings.
The nightly monch with Blossom the Possum
October 30, 2025 at 9:50 AM
The nightly monch with Blossom the Possum
Bring me all your garbage.
October 28, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Bring me all your garbage.
RIP to the dev who dropped their prod DB and then made this gem.
September 15, 2025 at 5:29 PM
RIP to the dev who dropped their prod DB and then made this gem.
Show me. Show me your bird photos.
September 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Show me. Show me your bird photos.
Reposted by Moose
Looked at my data collections for state-backed activity. If the report were a picture:
September 13, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Looked at my data collections for state-backed activity. If the report were a picture:
My log has a message for you.
September 13, 2025 at 10:16 PM
My log has a message for you.
If you've been good this year, maybe you'll get a little Linux... as a treat.
August 24, 2025 at 3:18 PM
If you've been good this year, maybe you'll get a little Linux... as a treat.
Snipping Tool + MS Paint were my top tools -- I produced hundreds of memes during my years as a consultant.
2025:
No MS Paint, no Clippy, no audio jacks on phones... we are in dark times.
2025:
No MS Paint, no Clippy, no audio jacks on phones... we are in dark times.
August 1, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Snipping Tool + MS Paint were my top tools -- I produced hundreds of memes during my years as a consultant.
2025:
No MS Paint, no Clippy, no audio jacks on phones... we are in dark times.
2025:
No MS Paint, no Clippy, no audio jacks on phones... we are in dark times.
Beware the person who wants to find the negative when you're happy or proud of something. They're not trying to ground you, they're not doing you any favors, they're miserable and they're a thief of joy.
Take more care to surround yourself by those who amplify the good. ♥️
Life is short.
Take more care to surround yourself by those who amplify the good. ♥️
Life is short.
July 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Beware the person who wants to find the negative when you're happy or proud of something. They're not trying to ground you, they're not doing you any favors, they're miserable and they're a thief of joy.
Take more care to surround yourself by those who amplify the good. ♥️
Life is short.
Take more care to surround yourself by those who amplify the good. ♥️
Life is short.