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i would like to report that my WIFE is committing OLFACTORY TERRORISM (drinking a durian smoothie)
December 16, 2025 at 5:12 AM
i would like to report that my WIFE is committing OLFACTORY TERRORISM (drinking a durian smoothie)
the rheingold to parsifal pipeline
December 13, 2025 at 9:53 PM
the rheingold to parsifal pipeline
there is a special place of hatred in my heart for people who talk in the theater during a movie that's *available on streaming*. go home! watch it on the couch if you're going to chat for half an hour straight!!!
December 13, 2025 at 9:16 PM
there is a special place of hatred in my heart for people who talk in the theater during a movie that's *available on streaming*. go home! watch it on the couch if you're going to chat for half an hour straight!!!
losing the mariah carey game to [check notes] a sugar plum pas de deux rehearsal clip
December 9, 2025 at 3:20 AM
losing the mariah carey game to [check notes] a sugar plum pas de deux rehearsal clip
i think i'm developing a san francisco allergy
December 3, 2025 at 11:41 PM
i think i'm developing a san francisco allergy
misanthropic is when you win a beauty pageant sponsored by an AI company
December 2, 2025 at 8:28 PM
misanthropic is when you win a beauty pageant sponsored by an AI company
eggs again, i think i'll have eggs again
December 2, 2025 at 2:03 AM
eggs again, i think i'll have eggs again
most things would be improved with puppets and glam rock lute fights imo
December 1, 2025 at 12:55 AM
most things would be improved with puppets and glam rock lute fights imo
the luna seal of approval
November 28, 2025 at 9:57 PM
the luna seal of approval
my wife says the egyptian pyramids were built using "the ancient japanese art of dandori"
(someone's been playing pikmin 4)
(someone's been playing pikmin 4)
November 28, 2025 at 5:49 PM
my wife says the egyptian pyramids were built using "the ancient japanese art of dandori"
(someone's been playing pikmin 4)
(someone's been playing pikmin 4)
if i had a nickel for every puppet show glam rock pipa fight sequence i've seen, i'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but
opera has come a long way since "what if we represent the questionably chinese princess with the jasmine flower melody"
opera has come a long way since "what if we represent the questionably chinese princess with the jasmine flower melody"
November 26, 2025 at 6:16 AM
if i had a nickel for every puppet show glam rock pipa fight sequence i've seen, i'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but
opera has come a long way since "what if we represent the questionably chinese princess with the jasmine flower melody"
opera has come a long way since "what if we represent the questionably chinese princess with the jasmine flower melody"
my only harry potter opinion these days is that my used copy of order of the phoenix with about 80 pages cut out was probably better used for drug smuggling or whatever its previous life was
November 26, 2025 at 1:57 AM
my only harry potter opinion these days is that my used copy of order of the phoenix with about 80 pages cut out was probably better used for drug smuggling or whatever its previous life was
my personal version of "cute anime girl who can't cook" is "42-year-old father of two who substitutes arugula for parsley but can, for some reason, crack eggs one-handed"
November 24, 2025 at 6:41 PM
my personal version of "cute anime girl who can't cook" is "42-year-old father of two who substitutes arugula for parsley but can, for some reason, crack eggs one-handed"
Reposted by micchy
November 22, 2025 at 4:17 PM
pretty good crowd at my local theater for angel's egg, somewhere between dr. caligari and hitchcock-full
November 20, 2025 at 3:42 AM
pretty good crowd at my local theater for angel's egg, somewhere between dr. caligari and hitchcock-full
my toddler niece, who has never seen a movie in her life, doesn't realize her elsa dress is the frozen 2 design, poor thing
November 12, 2025 at 10:57 PM
my toddler niece, who has never seen a movie in her life, doesn't realize her elsa dress is the frozen 2 design, poor thing
Reposted by micchy
kissing my wife while standing in the taco bell drive thru at midnight
November 7, 2025 at 8:04 AM
kissing my wife while standing in the taco bell drive thru at midnight
thanks to wikipedia's list of unusual deaths i now have a fear of dying by falling on a knife in an open dishwasher, which is absurd because my wife would kill me for running her nice knives through the dishwasher in the first place
November 6, 2025 at 1:12 AM
thanks to wikipedia's list of unusual deaths i now have a fear of dying by falling on a knife in an open dishwasher, which is absurd because my wife would kill me for running her nice knives through the dishwasher in the first place
dbd collab reminded me that i'm like two seasons behind on stranger things, so now i'm fixing that by getting unreasonably attached to the soviet scientist who's fascinated by slurpees and american cartoons
November 4, 2025 at 1:35 AM
dbd collab reminded me that i'm like two seasons behind on stranger things, so now i'm fixing that by getting unreasonably attached to the soviet scientist who's fascinated by slurpees and american cartoons
A BIRD JUST SHAT ON ME
November 1, 2025 at 1:40 AM
A BIRD JUST SHAT ON ME
breaking: local recluse ventures outside for sexy monster ass
(i still don't really know what a labubu is, but happy halloween)
(i still don't really know what a labubu is, but happy halloween)
October 31, 2025 at 10:47 PM
breaking: local recluse ventures outside for sexy monster ass
(i still don't really know what a labubu is, but happy halloween)
(i still don't really know what a labubu is, but happy halloween)
begging young activists to learn that bullying agents into quitting their secret police jobs only works if there's more than like, five of you yelling
October 29, 2025 at 7:27 AM
begging young activists to learn that bullying agents into quitting their secret police jobs only works if there's more than like, five of you yelling