@lizardfoot.bsky.social
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.
January 20, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.
I hope someday soon a reporter will get into one of these meetings with a laugh machine and add some laugh tracks every time @realDonaldTrump says something stupid.
Trump on deploying the National Guard to Chicago: "I have the right to do anything I want to do. I'm the president of the United States."
August 26, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I hope someday soon a reporter will get into one of these meetings with a laugh machine and add some laugh tracks every time @realDonaldTrump says something stupid.
Trump was talking about his ass instead of talking out of his ass.
Pro-Ukraine Republican senators, along with European leaders, have to continue to handle Trump like a toddler while attempting to persuade him that Putin is not a good guy after he said on Fox today that there is “a warmth” between them.
August 19, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Trump was talking about his ass instead of talking out of his ass.
Reposted
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August 18, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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@publixofficial.bsky.social THANK YOU!!
August 8, 2025 at 12:01 PM
@publixofficial.bsky.social THANK YOU!!
The Heritage Foundation has been around for a long long time.
This is Alexander Acosta, who was the prosecuter that negotiated the plea deal and ended the federal investigation into Epstein in 2007. He looks like the guy that would send his own handsmaid's daughters to Epstein’s Island.
August 1, 2025 at 1:03 AM
The Heritage Foundation has been around for a long long time.
July 1, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Caveat: Iran has to take his whole family.
June 22, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Caveat: Iran has to take his whole family.
Happy Birthday to the Clown King of America
June 14, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Happy Birthday to the Clown King of America
Paid sycophants needed in Washington DC for Trump's #Jun14 Birthday Parade. Bring your black friend so you can get on TV.
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June 12, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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I was just thinking that Trump's mistake was sending ICE to a blue state. If he had started with the red states everyone would have seen how a great it worked out then all the blue states would fall in line. /s
It's almost like Trump wanted this to be a mess.
It's almost like Trump wanted this to be a mess.
June 11, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I was just thinking that Trump's mistake was sending ICE to a blue state. If he had started with the red states everyone would have seen how a great it worked out then all the blue states would fall in line. /s
It's almost like Trump wanted this to be a mess.
It's almost like Trump wanted this to be a mess.
Pope Donald the First
April 22, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Pope Donald the First
Pope Joel the 1st?
April 21, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Pope Joel the 1st?
Where’s the Federation when you need them? You know, one of those beam me down things and Kirk, Spock, McCoy, and some nameless guy in a red shirt can come down here and fix it? Tell Kirk we can paint a girl green for him. 😀
April 6, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Where’s the Federation when you need them? You know, one of those beam me down things and Kirk, Spock, McCoy, and some nameless guy in a red shirt can come down here and fix it? Tell Kirk we can paint a girl green for him. 😀
February 27, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I'm not a federal worker but I did my part today.
February 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I'm not a federal worker but I did my part today.
@thestormydaniels.bsky.social wouldn't lie. :)
December 6, 2024 at 4:31 PM
@thestormydaniels.bsky.social wouldn't lie. :)