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Plain Ol' Liz
@lizeclark.bsky.social
Author, animal lover, tree-hugging, environment-loving grandma still processing how the 200 yr old Great American Experiment was dismantled in less than 40 years.
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Nothing says, "I love you" like offering someone two already peeled and meticulously quartered tangerines.

Nothing says, "I love you too" like offering to share them.
Maybe his fuckin' oversized cantaloupe-head will explode tonight
November 5, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Donny to Andy, "Listen, from one sexual predator to another..."
November 4, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Why does that Golden Bachelor asshole keep showing up on my "news summary" screen? Cuz he's writing a "memoir."
WTF?
October 15, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Every. Single. Time.
I hear "Breaking News" interrupt a show, I feel a surge of hope, close my eyes, send up a quick prayer...

...and get disappointed. I really wanna break out this red dress
October 14, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Kinda curious that @NFL refs can see a 2 second grab of a Kansas City jersey from 50 yards away but can't see a banned tackle that injured a @buffalo-bills.bsky.social player
October 14, 2025 at 3:04 AM
This is priceless
October 12, 2025 at 2:50 AM
If you're not disarming bombs, handling toxic chemicals, performing surgery or walking in space and you wear a face-concealing mask to do your job, you know you're doing something wrong.
October 12, 2025 at 2:45 AM
If there is a God, why is he taking the lions and leaving us with the fucking Cheeto?

#RIP Diane Keaton
October 12, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Trump got a free $400M luxury jet and a $5.5 billion golf course in Qatar with his name on it.
Idahoans get a foreign country's military training jets over US airspace, more pollution and a lot more noise.
Wonder how his MAGAts terrified that migrant farm workers "taking over" Idaho are feeling.
October 11, 2025 at 2:49 AM
No matter how they want to spin it, one can't help but think the worst of Wells Fargo.

They treat their employees and customers like shit; whether it's fake accounts or off-shoring jobs and laying off folks that have been there for years.
southsideweekly.com/federal-agen...

The building is in a 27 million dollar foreclosure filed by Wells Fargo. The next day, Wells Fargo filed an emergency motion for receivership. The fascist regime kindly emptied the building for donor Wells Fargo.
Federal Agents Storm South Shore Building, Detaining Families and Children
Families were woken by flashbangs and helicopters as hundreds of federal agents raided their homes. Days later, neighbors are still searching for the missing.
southsideweekly.com
October 8, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I wish more country artists would show the same courage. And John Rich is an idiot.

www.huffpost.com/entry/countr...
MAGA Turns On Country Star After He Gets Political In New Song
The singer has praised Donald Trump in the past.
www.huffpost.com
October 7, 2025 at 1:17 PM
WTF does Danica Whatsherhead have to do with the NFL/Superbowl? She trying to launch a political career somewhere?
October 6, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I admit it. It's bitchy, but worries, misfortunes, or struggles anyone adds to a sentence that starts with, "I voted for Trump, but..." triggers the immediate mental response of, "You're getting what you deserve, Skippy. Hope ya like hell."
October 5, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Here's hoping Erika's endless daily "warnings" have the same Chicken Little effect on everyone else as they're having on me.
September 30, 2025 at 2:47 PM
WTF happened to Chris Collinsworth's hair?
September 29, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Ok, I'm with the guy on this one. I never subjected people, who were at a restaurant or movie, to any of my kids' screeching. The headline, of course, has to go with race baiting, conveniently leaving out that the "white man's" girlfriend was a woman of color.

www.msn.com/en-us/lifest...
MSN
www.msn.com
September 28, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Comey indicted. Huh.....Karma's a bitch
September 26, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Kimmel wasn’t fired for his remarks on Kirk—he was fired for using his platform to expose and critique our government. Enough! We especially need large corporations, with the money and influence they have, to fight back. sign.moveon.org/petitions/ki...
Reinstate Jimmy Kimmel and stop caving to authoritarian censorship!
Kimmel wasn’t fired for his remarks on Kirk—he was fired for using his platform to expose and critique our government. Enough! We especially need large corporations, with the money and influence they ...
sign.moveon.org
September 19, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Idaho Humane Society is getting more and more German Shepherds and it breaks my heart to see them.
#Idaho folks - please don't buy a German Shepherd unless you're an experienced dog owner with an active lifestyle.

They're the BEST dogs with the right training and exercise.
September 18, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Boycotting Disney won't be hard for us. They've been on blackout in our lives since 2017. Disgusting company with a disgusting owner.
September 18, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I should think they could. I don't believe this administration enacted indentured servitude. Yet.
September 18, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Kimmel, Fallon, Colbert, Stewart, et al. need to start their own network/streaming service.
September 18, 2025 at 1:59 PM
September 1, 2025 at 8:38 PM