Lizzle Jizzle Jezebel Spirit Toil & Trouble
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Lizzle Jizzle Jezebel Spirit Toil & Trouble
@lizqtrouble.bsky.social
Whatup Bitches & Besties?!
This is a Norm Peterson alt
Perverted but in a whimsical &elegant way
Existing in litigation HeLL
OnlySnaps Model & CEO✨
Gooch Muse
Ethereal & Unhinged
DM Snap, Venm, CashApp
Tacos/Selena/Atheist/Hedonist/Existential Dread
Pinned
If i had a few mins where i knew i was going to die, i would reset my phone to factory settings.
a picture of a woman with the words " do you guys ever think about dying "
Alt: a picture of a woman with the words " do you guys ever think about dying "
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Cheers bitches! #HappyHour
November 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
i shall endeavor to order one final salted plum cocktail & Ube cheesecake before i must unfortunately leave the serenity of this seaside sanitarium.
November 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
The peace i have discovered in Cali cannot possibly be shaken by returning to normal life.
November 24, 2025 at 11:24 PM
May not ever come back tbqh #Vacation
November 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Another perfect Cali morning. ✨Immaculate vibes ✨
November 24, 2025 at 6:20 PM
there's a bunch of tiny loud crotch fruit in the hotel restaurant this morning. This isnt good for my headache
November 24, 2025 at 5:44 PM
How do i become a secret shoper for bars & resorts?
November 24, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Cheers bitches!
November 24, 2025 at 1:58 AM
This bartender seemed so concerned that i was traveling by myself 😂 LOL i love looking 25 most days, other days im like i have lived multiple lives, fuck off
November 24, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Damn. Forgot my cross-body bag. there’s no pockets in most of the clothes i brought lol woopsie
November 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
So far i have only seen Pepsi at this hotel. And Poppi “Doc Pop” YUCK! lol i need a Dr Pepper STAT!
November 23, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Im sending myself flowers & chocolates for when i get back home. Im bringing back Romance in my life bc who said we need men for 💘 romance?
November 23, 2025 at 8:17 PM
This man is pushing a doggie in a stroller at the beach. 🏖️ Oh Cali, i missed you.
November 23, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I respect the hell outta this man in a speedo at the beach in 65 degree weather bc im about to go put my feet in the heated pool 🌊
November 23, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Once i decided years ago to start traveling for the holidays instead of dreading the obligations of extended family who never spoke to me the other 362 days of the year, i have never looked back. Family is who you choose AND who chooses you back ♥️
November 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I respect the man drinking a beer at 9:30am at the hotel restaurant LOL
November 23, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Im sad that my flight was delayed & i didnt get to sit at Pappasitos & drink & eat chips & salsa 😢
November 23, 2025 at 9:21 AM
I havent eaten in almost 13 hrs. Only the very expensive airport nuts. I’m getting the largest cheeseburger tomorrow & i hope they have Dr pepper here.
November 23, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Well, i have successfully made it to the hotel & even managed to do a half asleep attempt at skincare. So far i only forgot my nighttime scrunchie
November 23, 2025 at 8:55 AM
I should’ve put my eyemask in my fucking carry-on. The psychopath next to me has had the overhead light on the entire flight so far.
November 23, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Who TF is eating CORNCHIPS on this flight?! 🤬
November 23, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Man noise cancellation from the moment i stepped out of the Uber has been incredible. I severely underestimated how much overstimulation was effecting my nervous system.
November 23, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Its still better than the ass crack of dawn flight option
I exceeded 10k steps before i even arrived in Dallas. I am Le TIRED 😴
November 23, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I exceeded 10k steps before i even arrived in Dallas. I am Le TIRED 😴
November 23, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Flight delays could’ve been worse i suppose. the one thing about the last flight of the day, they’ll hold the plane for the connecting flight delays so that worked out. Otherwise id have been sleeping in the terminal tonight
November 23, 2025 at 4:19 AM