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Lynne Hartzer
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Oxford comma enthusiast. Dog person. Athletic supporter. Pop culture consumer. Book girl. Always on the lookout for patience. ☘️⚽️📚🐶🏃🏻‍♀️

Copywriter, copy editor, dev editor.
Alloracenti in another life.
Culer forever. 💙❤️
This headline has big "I broke up with you first" energy lol
We caught up with Florida Citrus Sports CEO Steve Hogan, who said Notre Dame wasn’t among the teams in a pool to select for the Pop-Tarts Bowl.

He also wondered if ND players might grow to regret not playing in a postseason game.

www.orlandosentinel.com/2025/12/07/n...
FCS CEO: Notre Dame wasn’t in our pool of teams to select
Florida Citrus Sports CEO Steve Hogan said Notre Dame wasn’t in its pool of teams to select for the Pop-Tarts Bowl. He hopes players don’t regret their decision.
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December 8, 2025 at 3:33 PM
It was always going to go that way. #CFP 🤡 #GOP 🤡
December 7, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Farewell to Sergio Busquets and Jordi Alba. Thanks for the beauty and passion you brought to the game. #mls #intermiami #barcelona #spain
December 6, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Lamine should have so many more assists than he does. Goodness. #realbetisbarca
December 6, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Like that Bernal is getting more minutes. #realbetisbarca
December 6, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Google might have gotten it wrong but Hansi Flick sure didn’t. #realbetisbarca
What is this line up? Google has definitely been messing it up lately, so I'm wondering if this is...not right? #barca #RealBetis
December 6, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I do not understand handball rules. #barca #realbetis
December 6, 2025 at 6:54 PM
What is this line up? Google has definitely been messing it up lately, so I'm wondering if this is...not right? #barca #RealBetis
December 6, 2025 at 5:02 PM
How did John Cena make that sound reasonable??? #Pluribus #AppleTV
December 5, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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I mean it does look like the people whose deaths he is responsible for are reaching out from beyond the grave, so there is that.
This is the most horrific trophy I’ve ever seen. It looks like a cursed object found in a desert crypt.
December 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
When I say I thrive in winter, it is days like this I mean: 18 degrees, full sun, no wind. Everything is blanketed in snow and is clean and quiet and bright and peaceful.

There are plenty of other kinds of wintery days I don't enjoy. But this? This is lovely. ☺️
December 4, 2025 at 7:30 PM
This is the thing: Even if Miami were to somehow legitimately get into the CFP over Notre Dame, no one will believe it wasn’t because pressure was applied. Sucks for them. 🤷‍♀️
Footballville Nation on Instagram: "Rubio Says Trump Might Need To Step In If Miami Gets Snubbed. Did you follow us ?"
Marco Rubio, a vocal advocate for the University of Miami, calls for President Trump to intervene in the college football playoff controversy. With the University of Miami facing potential exclusion, ...
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December 3, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I am winding down the year with three *very* different genres of manuscripts—going from one headspace to an entirely different one is one of my favorite things about this job. It always feels fresh!

Except for the comma issues. There are always comma issues, lol.

#amediting #amcopyediting
December 1, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Very happy to hear commentators call out clownish behavior.

#chelsea #arsenal #premierleague
November 30, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Is this about to become a Gerard Martin fan account?? #barca #alavés

Nice to have Pedri and Raphinia out there. Happy Olmo was able to find the back of the net today.
November 29, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Really in the mood for a rewatch of Kpop Demon Hunters. Starting to think it’s going to be my holiday go-to watch for the foreseeable future.
November 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Became a bit of a Newcastle United fan after they played Barca in the Champions League, and man, I cannot catch a break. lol

#nufc #barca #QuestionableLifeChoices
November 26, 2025 at 12:17 PM
1st half thoughts:
Araujo: 😬
That bump Lewy got called on: 🤔
The shove Fermin didn't get a call for: 🤔🤔
That VAR animation of the goal: 🤔🤔🤔
Cucurella on Spain: 👍🏻
Cucurella any other time: 🤡

Bet Chelsea fans are enjoying themselves, anyway.

#ChelseaBarca #ChampionsLeague #UCL #painful
November 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
There are few characters more terrifying than the live action grinch. Stuff of nightmares. I would like to stop revisiting this please.
November 25, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Once a Culer, always a Culer. Let's go, Iñaki Peña MOTM!

#ForcaBarca #Elche
November 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Happy Fermin got MOTM. Very deserved. Wouldn’t have been mad at Lamine either. Fun game. #barcelona #barca #athleticclub
November 22, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Bummed we won't get the scene where the research lab thing happens when they are in their trailers, which I just thought was *so* incredibly unexpected and well-written, but still!

To borrow from Ryland Grace, this looks pretty gosh darn good.

#ProjectHailMary

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Project Hail Mary | Official Trailer 2
YouTube video by Amazon MGM Studios
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November 19, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Had a lovely walk with my husband and dog the other day, and why do I feel like I took engagement photos??? lol
November 18, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Taps the sign
There is zero chance that whatever they do end up releasing is going to be legitimate. It will 100% be a comically cobbled-together bunch of absolute nothingness. #epstein
November 18, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The Night Manager S2, you say? I'm nervously intrigued. I'm not sure anything can hold a candle to S1, and I liked thinking about Jonathan and Jed off living a nice full life, which, alas, is clearly not the case.

Still. Olivia Colman? Tom Hiddleston? I'm here for it.

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The Night Manager Season 2 - Official Teaser | Prime Video
YouTube video by Prime Video
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November 13, 2025 at 1:07 PM