L.L. Bryant
@llbryant.ca
Author, father, retro-gamer, occasional funny person. I try to make words good. Sometimes they're even, dare I say it, entertaining words.
https://llbryant.ca
Masters of the System: Genesisters out now! Go read!
https://llbryant.ca/books/
https://llbryant.ca
Masters of the System: Genesisters out now! Go read!
https://llbryant.ca/books/
Happy Life Day everyone!
*Dodges a thrown fruit from the audience.*
*Dodges a thrown fruit from the audience.*
December 25, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Happy Life Day everyone!
*Dodges a thrown fruit from the audience.*
*Dodges a thrown fruit from the audience.*
...And a quick repost as I've seen the joke 3 times already and it's only 9 am (which, y'know... Valid.)
December 24, 2025 at 2:33 PM
...And a quick repost as I've seen the joke 3 times already and it's only 9 am (which, y'know... Valid.)
Me: Ok, brain. Christmas music is everywhere. Let's try not to get one of those songs stuck in our head.
My brain: You got it boss. THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD-GARD-GARD-GARD-GARD!
Me:... Crapsicle.
My brain: You got it boss. THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD-GARD-GARD-GARD-GARD!
Me:... Crapsicle.
December 24, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Me: Ok, brain. Christmas music is everywhere. Let's try not to get one of those songs stuck in our head.
My brain: You got it boss. THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD-GARD-GARD-GARD-GARD!
Me:... Crapsicle.
My brain: You got it boss. THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD-GARD-GARD-GARD-GARD!
Me:... Crapsicle.
In preparation for 'Almost Christmas' day tomorrow.
December 24, 2025 at 1:01 AM
In preparation for 'Almost Christmas' day tomorrow.
I play Pot of Greed! This card allows me to draw the top two cards of my deck and add them to my hand.
December 21, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I play Pot of Greed! This card allows me to draw the top two cards of my deck and add them to my hand.
I'm tempted to write a story about two pirates who hate each other but retire to live in a cottage together. Call it 'Enemies to Lubbers' and get the entire Internet mad at me.
December 20, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I'm tempted to write a story about two pirates who hate each other but retire to live in a cottage together. Call it 'Enemies to Lubbers' and get the entire Internet mad at me.
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Mega Man told people to pick up a pen that’s my fucking GOAT
December 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Mega Man told people to pick up a pen that’s my fucking GOAT
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festive holiday video
(dec 21, 2023)
(dec 21, 2023)
December 18, 2025 at 6:07 AM
festive holiday video
(dec 21, 2023)
(dec 21, 2023)
Time to pull out ol' reliable.
December 18, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Time to pull out ol' reliable.
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December 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.
I asked what I should use instead of firefox and someone said “floorp” and I legitimately thought it was a bit for like five minutes. tech has gone beyond making the torment nexus real to making poob real.
December 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.
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As part of our project to preserve the history of Sega Channel, we have recovered OVER 100 new Sega Channel ROMs, including the legendary lost game Garfield: Caught in the Act - The Lost Levels.
Read more: gamehistory.org/segachannel/
Read more: gamehistory.org/segachannel/
December 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
As part of our project to preserve the history of Sega Channel, we have recovered OVER 100 new Sega Channel ROMs, including the legendary lost game Garfield: Caught in the Act - The Lost Levels.
Read more: gamehistory.org/segachannel/
Read more: gamehistory.org/segachannel/
I'm really starting to get the impression I need better irl friends.
December 13, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I'm really starting to get the impression I need better irl friends.
The game awards finally had an announcement i'm interested in. Gimme that Megamans!
December 12, 2025 at 3:51 AM
The game awards finally had an announcement i'm interested in. Gimme that Megamans!
Oooh, there's a bunch of colorful Analgue 3D systems being sold today? Maybe I'll pick one up... And they're gone. That was fun.
Probably better i don't spend 500$ CAD right now anyway.
Probably better i don't spend 500$ CAD right now anyway.
December 10, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Oooh, there's a bunch of colorful Analgue 3D systems being sold today? Maybe I'll pick one up... And they're gone. That was fun.
Probably better i don't spend 500$ CAD right now anyway.
Probably better i don't spend 500$ CAD right now anyway.
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Broke: Die Hard is a Christmas movie
Woke: Yakuza is a Christmas game
Woke: Yakuza is a Christmas game
December 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Broke: Die Hard is a Christmas movie
Woke: Yakuza is a Christmas game
Woke: Yakuza is a Christmas game
I didn't realize I had nostalgic feelings for Metroid Prime until I heard that "zoom into the helmet" sound effect.
December 6, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I didn't realize I had nostalgic feelings for Metroid Prime until I heard that "zoom into the helmet" sound effect.
I hate doing the marketing thing, so last one for those who missed it and might be interested.
I should probably pretend i care about sales a bit.*
If you're already buying things on itch today, consider adding Genesisters. It's a sci-fi book take on the 90s console war where the consoles are the spaceships, and the characters are loosely inspired by the games.
*𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚛 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚜 𝚒𝚖𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚢
If you're already buying things on itch today, consider adding Genesisters. It's a sci-fi book take on the 90s console war where the consoles are the spaceships, and the characters are loosely inspired by the games.
*𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚛 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚜 𝚒𝚖𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚢
Masters of the System: Genesisters by llbryant
A book about spaceships and video games.
llbryant.itch.io
November 29, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I hate doing the marketing thing, so last one for those who missed it and might be interested.
Reposted by L.L. Bryant
I should probably pretend i care about sales a bit.*
If you're already buying things on itch today, consider adding Genesisters. It's a sci-fi book take on the 90s console war where the consoles are the spaceships, and the characters are loosely inspired by the games.
*𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚛 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚜 𝚒𝚖𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚢
If you're already buying things on itch today, consider adding Genesisters. It's a sci-fi book take on the 90s console war where the consoles are the spaceships, and the characters are loosely inspired by the games.
*𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚛 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚜 𝚒𝚖𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚢
Masters of the System: Genesisters by llbryant
A book about spaceships and video games.
llbryant.itch.io
November 28, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I should probably pretend i care about sales a bit.*
If you're already buying things on itch today, consider adding Genesisters. It's a sci-fi book take on the 90s console war where the consoles are the spaceships, and the characters are loosely inspired by the games.
*𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚛 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚜 𝚒𝚖𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚢
If you're already buying things on itch today, consider adding Genesisters. It's a sci-fi book take on the 90s console war where the consoles are the spaceships, and the characters are loosely inspired by the games.
*𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚛 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚜 𝚒𝚖𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚢
I should probably pretend i care about sales a bit.*
If you're already buying things on itch today, consider adding Genesisters. It's a sci-fi book take on the 90s console war where the consoles are the spaceships, and the characters are loosely inspired by the games.
*𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚛 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚜 𝚒𝚖𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚢
If you're already buying things on itch today, consider adding Genesisters. It's a sci-fi book take on the 90s console war where the consoles are the spaceships, and the characters are loosely inspired by the games.
*𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚛 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚜 𝚒𝚖𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚢
Masters of the System: Genesisters by llbryant
A book about spaceships and video games.
llbryant.itch.io
November 28, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I should probably pretend i care about sales a bit.*
If you're already buying things on itch today, consider adding Genesisters. It's a sci-fi book take on the 90s console war where the consoles are the spaceships, and the characters are loosely inspired by the games.
*𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚛 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚜 𝚒𝚖𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚢
If you're already buying things on itch today, consider adding Genesisters. It's a sci-fi book take on the 90s console war where the consoles are the spaceships, and the characters are loosely inspired by the games.
*𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚛 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚜 𝚒𝚖𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚢
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i made this to make my friends angry at me
October 4, 2025 at 7:57 AM
i made this to make my friends angry at me
Often when I'm feeling shitty, I go back and watch her talk about the "port" process for 3do Doom.
Absolute legend.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=y_do...
Absolute legend.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=y_do...
November 17, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Often when I'm feeling shitty, I go back and watch her talk about the "port" process for 3do Doom.
Absolute legend.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=y_do...
Absolute legend.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=y_do...
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My trailblazing game industry bad-ass friend Rebecca Heineman has passed away.
Fuck cancer.
Friends, let’s not forget her: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebecca...
Fuck cancer.
Friends, let’s not forget her: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebecca...
Rebecca Heineman - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 17, 2025 at 9:52 PM
My trailblazing game industry bad-ass friend Rebecca Heineman has passed away.
Fuck cancer.
Friends, let’s not forget her: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebecca...
Fuck cancer.
Friends, let’s not forget her: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebecca...
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