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Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 15h

Going down from an ACL tear mid-Espresso, you hate to see it

Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 16h

Also you’ll be happy to know the delivery is a pellet smoker, an early Christmas gift from my in-laws.

Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 16h

Ohhhhhh maybe? I mean, it is a pizza shop.

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Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 17h

Semantics schmemantics, it’s a devoured sandwich.

Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 17h

It was a big messy but every bit of it was real good. There was also an onigiri that I ate so quickly there wasn’t time for a photo.

Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 17h

Look, for the third day this week, a delivery I stayed home to receive just didn’t turn up, but on the plus side, on the way into work I was able to get a katsu sandwich, so that’s nice.

A massively thick pork katsu sandwich with a tons of lettuce and sauce and carrot pickle

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lou-ellen @louceph.com · 1d

please watch movies and read books and play games and look at art, please view it with your own eyes through a lens you made yourself and not just through video essayists and ending explained videos please im begging you

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Maria J Pérez Cuervo @mjpcuervo.bsky.social · 23h

Parents, please check your kids’ candy this Halloween. I’ve just found an ancient metal whistle with the inscription “QUIS EST ISTE QUI VENIT" inside a Snickers bar. I blew it and heard a note of infinite distance, and now I’m haunted by a figure in pale, fluttering draperies. Be safe.

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Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 23h

1) I like this 2) this appeared in my feed next to webster’s dictionary talking about how the root word for turtle is “infernal beast” and I look at this guy and I’m like “nah”

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Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 23h

My group chat didn’t know, but maybe y’all know things. I’ve been staring at this in the West Ryde Crust Pizza waiting for my order and I gotta ask: is this a tauntaun?

A painted mural where a white ring says “West Ryde - Proudly Unrefined.” around a stamp-style black design that I first thought was a camel and then thought was Sebulba but then thought was a tauntaun head and now I have no idea.

Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 1d

Same as me, though my dad called the evening meal supper about 70 percent of the time.

Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 1d

Exactly! Whereas it’s funny, our old house before this one, Kimiko would use the back and I would use the front, but that’s because she would drive and I would walk (and the driveway ends near the back door, while the front door went out onto the sidewalk).

Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 1d

When I was a kid, the side/back door made perfect sense, because muddy/snowy boots would be left in the carport/entry.

Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 1d

Hey remember when you would ask for a gut-feeling this-or-that opinion on the old bird website and instead of telling your their kneejerk reaction of what they thought, people would go away and research and come back with a wikipedia-ass answer from many sources?

Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 1d

Forget “were you a Nintendo or Sega/XBox or PlayStation house” give me “did you call it a dirty clothes basket or a hamper” or “did you call it supper or dinner” or “did you go in the side/back door way more often than the front”

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Lucas @lokified.bsky.social · 4d

And they took the red ranger’s sleeves OH WELL