It was the festive craft day at my daughter's school. She wanted to sit down so she pulled a chair out from her class mate which made them fall. I scolded her and told her to apologise and she said "no" and carried on gluing paper
December 3, 2025 at 8:35 PM
It was the festive craft day at my daughter's school. She wanted to sit down so she pulled a chair out from her class mate which made them fall. I scolded her and told her to apologise and she said "no" and carried on gluing paper
My daughter starts nursery school full time tomorrow. My son said to me "mummy don't be sad you will be alone now" and I did cry. Thanks mate
September 7, 2025 at 7:30 PM
My daughter starts nursery school full time tomorrow. My son said to me "mummy don't be sad you will be alone now" and I did cry. Thanks mate
Phone went off at 15:01 not the designated 15:00. If this was a real emergency I would be the last to find out!? Not fair
September 7, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Phone went off at 15:01 not the designated 15:00. If this was a real emergency I would be the last to find out!? Not fair
Been banned from r/greenandpleasant for no reason lol
August 7, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Been banned from r/greenandpleasant for no reason lol
Not me who banned them though đ
July 30, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Not me who banned them though đ
So burnt they were stuck to the BBQ lol
July 10, 2025 at 8:06 PM
So burnt they were stuck to the BBQ lol
Husband said the same thing. I also burnt them on the BBQ
July 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Husband said the same thing. I also burnt them on the BBQ
Asked my son if he wanted lamb kebabs on the BBQ and he asked if the lambs are dead and I said yes which then resulted in him crying his eyes out at the thought of dead lambs. I was like mate you know meat is animals and in between the wails he goes "but lambs are cute" đ
July 10, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Asked my son if he wanted lamb kebabs on the BBQ and he asked if the lambs are dead and I said yes which then resulted in him crying his eyes out at the thought of dead lambs. I was like mate you know meat is animals and in between the wails he goes "but lambs are cute" đ
Forgot to put suncream on my back on Saturday and was outside under no cover from 9am til 5pm and it's still super red and painful and now it hurts to breath! Just fml
July 7, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Forgot to put suncream on my back on Saturday and was outside under no cover from 9am til 5pm and it's still super red and painful and now it hurts to breath! Just fml
Roads completely closed off got 4 police cars, 2 ambulances and the air ambulance has been ahead too looking real bad now. One copper is walking up and down the road looking at the pot holes which are also quite bad here
June 30, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Roads completely closed off got 4 police cars, 2 ambulances and the air ambulance has been ahead too looking real bad now. One copper is walking up and down the road looking at the pot holes which are also quite bad here
We're speculating that as there's no skid marks on the road he's hit a pot hole driving like a twat and come off it. Our road is bad for speeding
June 30, 2025 at 8:57 PM
We're speculating that as there's no skid marks on the road he's hit a pot hole driving like a twat and come off it. Our road is bad for speeding
Bad motorcycle crash outside my house just now. Residents trying to divert traffic and causing more issues. Someone's laid little cones down like it's a crime scene
June 30, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Bad motorcycle crash outside my house just now. Residents trying to divert traffic and causing more issues. Someone's laid little cones down like it's a crime scene
Snitches get stitches unless they're inconsiderate parents who park on the road by the school that has no room as it's so narrow
June 30, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Snitches get stitches unless they're inconsiderate parents who park on the road by the school that has no room as it's so narrow
I didn't stick around to ask if I'm honest I was like đ and grabbed the kids and walked away
June 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I didn't stick around to ask if I'm honest I was like đ and grabbed the kids and walked away
Just nazi memorabilia at the local car boot
June 28, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Just nazi memorabilia at the local car boot
Nice to see that the people in my local town FB page have determined that the planning permission application for a 8 bed hmo is going to house migrants and that crime statistics are going to inflate đ
June 25, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Nice to see that the people in my local town FB page have determined that the planning permission application for a 8 bed hmo is going to house migrants and that crime statistics are going to inflate đ
I seem to have stumbled into being a moderator for a subreddit that has 200k subscribers lol going to go blocking everyone who has slighted me on there
June 23, 2025 at 12:09 PM
I seem to have stumbled into being a moderator for a subreddit that has 200k subscribers lol going to go blocking everyone who has slighted me on there
No wonder they're going extinct if they get trapped all the damn time
June 19, 2025 at 7:00 AM
No wonder they're going extinct if they get trapped all the damn time
Can't open the door anymore without a bee getting trapped in the house đĄ
June 19, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Can't open the door anymore without a bee getting trapped in the house đĄ
Guess who's child fell off the toilet wanting to look at his shit and has possibly broken his nose? Mine đđźââď¸
May 15, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Guess who's child fell off the toilet wanting to look at his shit and has possibly broken his nose? Mine đđźââď¸
Husband thinks I'm watching spurs to show support. Really I'm just respectfully looking at van de ven
May 8, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Husband thinks I'm watching spurs to show support. Really I'm just respectfully looking at van de ven
Today was the 3rd anniversary a child was carved out of me like a pumpkin
May 4, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Today was the 3rd anniversary a child was carved out of me like a pumpkin