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Here for the funny stuff. Or the Padres stuff. Or...sometimes the Chargers stuff (but fuck Dean Spanos)

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lonelan @lonelan.bsky.social · Nov 17

How Trump won 75M votes:

gwern.net/doc/iq/2024-...

gwern.net

lonelan @lonelan.bsky.social · 1d

"...and you say you're still a virgin, huh?"

lonelan @lonelan.bsky.social · 4d

and this moment is where he decided to act on his hate and burn everything down

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Donald Trump mocked for saying 'this is not America' while exiting courtroom after E Jean Carroll trial

Donald Trump faced backlash as he left the Manhattan federal courthouse following his testimony in the E Jean Carroll defamation trial

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lonelan @lonelan.bsky.social · 4d

damn my guess was anyone at hogwarts

lonelan @lonelan.bsky.social · 5d

Is it any wonder I'm not crazy?
Is it any wonder I'm not sane at all?

lonelan @lonelan.bsky.social · 7d

synonyms: "blabbering"

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lonelan @lonelan.bsky.social · 10d

wait until you see who the titans are drafting 3rd overall

lonelan @lonelan.bsky.social · 11d

I've yet to find a door that these keys go to btw

lonelan @lonelan.bsky.social · 11d

it's as if dozens of sexual misconduct lawsuits were filed...and suddenly silenced...

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lonelan @lonelan.bsky.social · 17d

I mean, it is a hate fascism rally

some things are ok to hate

lonelan @lonelan.bsky.social · 18d

> No Kings

> United Kingdom

a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man in a room .

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man in a room .

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lonelan @lonelan.bsky.social · 20d

they're still mad at the thing they were originally mad at - people different than them existing

they're just doing what they can since murder and segregation are illegal...for now, I guess

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lonelan @lonelan.bsky.social · 20d

my condolences

lonelan @lonelan.bsky.social · 24d

...time for a teamup?

lonelan @lonelan.bsky.social · 29d

When the dunk has passed through me only snark will remain

lonelan @lonelan.bsky.social · Oct 5

they ran out of gold

lonelan @lonelan.bsky.social · Oct 1

"We heard you like em young..."

lonelan @lonelan.bsky.social · Sep 30

a poster with a man wearing sunglasses and the word propane on the bottom

ALT: a poster with a man wearing sunglasses and the word propane on the bottom

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lonelan @lonelan.bsky.social · Sep 16

ah yes, because the raiders need Tom Brady to beat the 2025 bears...

lonelan @lonelan.bsky.social · Sep 14

instacart just wants to pay its workers like it's the 90s

the 1890s

lonelan @lonelan.bsky.social · Sep 12

rest assured if it starts with "elec", Trump is against accessibility for it

lonelan @lonelan.bsky.social · Sep 12

...............let them fuck

two men are standing next to each other in front of a building with soldiers standing in the background .

ALT: two men are standing next to each other in front of a building with soldiers standing in the background .

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lonelan @lonelan.bsky.social · Sep 10

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQ8z...

The petard, it just won't stop hoisting

YouTube video by Everett Kuntz

www.youtube.com

lonelan @lonelan.bsky.social · Sep 10

but the south park episode of cartman getting shot is gonna be liiiiiiiiiiiiit

lonelan @lonelan.bsky.social · Sep 7

isn't that a movie quote or something? "The way politicians today say they want the presidency is to get on some news show and state loudly that they aren't running for president"