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I like seeing the main villain in a prequel. You see more reasons to despise them and even though you know they'll survive, it makes their eventual defeat so much more satisfying.
February 1, 2026 at 10:44 PM
I like seeing the main villain in a prequel. You see more reasons to despise them and even though you know they'll survive, it makes their eventual defeat so much more satisfying.
Who decided king sized beds were almost square but not quite?
January 12, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Who decided king sized beds were almost square but not quite?
Phone notifications need an "acknowledge" option. You've read it but aren't going to reply until later, so it disappears and then comes back.
January 5, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Phone notifications need an "acknowledge" option. You've read it but aren't going to reply until later, so it disappears and then comes back.
One more week until the "it's 2025" crowd is so last year.
December 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
One more week until the "it's 2025" crowd is so last year.
Next campaign slogan for Ontario's next election: Move ON.
Move ONtario forward
And move on from the person in charge
Move ONtario forward
And move on from the person in charge
December 25, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Next campaign slogan for Ontario's next election: Move ON.
Move ONtario forward
And move on from the person in charge
Move ONtario forward
And move on from the person in charge
Produce bags tier list
S: Sobeys
A: T&T
B:
C: Loblaws
D: Food Basics/Metro
F: Costco
S: Sobeys
A: T&T
B:
C: Loblaws
D: Food Basics/Metro
F: Costco
December 3, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Produce bags tier list
S: Sobeys
A: T&T
B:
C: Loblaws
D: Food Basics/Metro
F: Costco
S: Sobeys
A: T&T
B:
C: Loblaws
D: Food Basics/Metro
F: Costco
Wish they made a peanut butter that was as healthy as the "just peanuts" variety but also spreadable like the shelf-stable stuff.
December 1, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Wish they made a peanut butter that was as healthy as the "just peanuts" variety but also spreadable like the shelf-stable stuff.
There is something immensely satisfying about cleanly pulling a shipping label off a box.
August 10, 2025 at 4:53 AM
There is something immensely satisfying about cleanly pulling a shipping label off a box.
Man leaves his teeth half brushed after his electric toothbrush runs out of battery.
July 13, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Man leaves his teeth half brushed after his electric toothbrush runs out of battery.
Waited so long for the light I managed to sync my turn signal to the music on the radio.
July 13, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Waited so long for the light I managed to sync my turn signal to the music on the radio.
Not sure if it's an indictment of age or bad taste but I watched a random trashy movie last night and at the end felt like I'd already seen it before.
July 6, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Not sure if it's an indictment of age or bad taste but I watched a random trashy movie last night and at the end felt like I'd already seen it before.
@thebeaverton.com article idea: Oilers fan Mark Carney promises to build another pipeline if the Oilers win the Cup.
June 13, 2025 at 10:11 PM
@thebeaverton.com article idea: Oilers fan Mark Carney promises to build another pipeline if the Oilers win the Cup.
"Keep politics out of hockey", fans plead as Sam Bennett channels "Elbows Up" every time he comes near an opposing goalie.
June 7, 2025 at 11:47 PM
"Keep politics out of hockey", fans plead as Sam Bennett channels "Elbows Up" every time he comes near an opposing goalie.
Every home should have a shelf at the top and bottom of every flight of stairs, for the stuff you want to bring down/up, but not right now.
May 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Every home should have a shelf at the top and bottom of every flight of stairs, for the stuff you want to bring down/up, but not right now.
Canadian MAGA fans line up in droves to vote for the red party. #CanadaVotes
April 29, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Canadian MAGA fans line up in droves to vote for the red party. #CanadaVotes
One of these days a company will make a typo in an important email and everyone will ignore it, thinking it's spam.
April 15, 2025 at 8:44 PM
One of these days a company will make a typo in an important email and everyone will ignore it, thinking it's spam.
Gas is so cheap I should buy a car.
April 14, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Gas is so cheap I should buy a car.
Every house should have a table at the top/bottom of every staircase to put the stuff you want to bring down/up but not right away.
March 16, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Every house should have a table at the top/bottom of every staircase to put the stuff you want to bring down/up but not right away.
Rummaged through my pantry for canned tomatoes for a recipe. Found only diced and whole ones. I was crushed.
March 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Rummaged through my pantry for canned tomatoes for a recipe. Found only diced and whole ones. I was crushed.
Pulling out two socks from a pile of clean laundry and having them match is the highlight of my day.
March 2, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Pulling out two socks from a pile of clean laundry and having them match is the highlight of my day.
It was like the 2010 Olympics again.
Canada losing to the US but getting revenge in the final.
Much criticized goalie comes up big for Canada.
Winger along the boards finds the generational centre alone in the slot for the OT winner.
Canada losing to the US but getting revenge in the final.
Much criticized goalie comes up big for Canada.
Winger along the boards finds the generational centre alone in the slot for the OT winner.
February 21, 2025 at 3:26 PM
It was like the 2010 Olympics again.
Canada losing to the US but getting revenge in the final.
Much criticized goalie comes up big for Canada.
Winger along the boards finds the generational centre alone in the slot for the OT winner.
Canada losing to the US but getting revenge in the final.
Much criticized goalie comes up big for Canada.
Winger along the boards finds the generational centre alone in the slot for the OT winner.
You know you're old when you hear a cover/sample on the radio and remember when the original came out.
February 16, 2025 at 3:55 PM
You know you're old when you hear a cover/sample on the radio and remember when the original came out.
Klingberg tribute video
February 2, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Klingberg tribute video
All these Prime hockey games taking place in Canada so far are giving me huge North Division flashbacks.
December 23, 2024 at 11:07 PM
All these Prime hockey games taking place in Canada so far are giving me huge North Division flashbacks.
The movie "Carry-on" would've ended quickly if the bad guys bought a Basic fare.
December 22, 2024 at 1:16 PM
The movie "Carry-on" would've ended quickly if the bad guys bought a Basic fare.