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Mike Van Wormer II
@longknifeassassin.bsky.social
A jack of many tastes & fandoms. I'm a tattooed geek, gamer, bookworm, and proud AEW Sicko working in IT.

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#AEWDynamite

To all 12 women involved in the first-ever Women's Blood & Guts match, I say:
a man with a beard and sunglasses is saying `` i salute you '' while wearing sunglasses .
ALT: a man with a beard and sunglasses is saying `` i salute you '' while wearing sunglasses .
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November 13, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Commentary talking about how the men couldn't possibly fit through the trusses, but um......I'm pretty sure Daddy Magic (IIRC) might beg to differ. #AEWDynamite
November 13, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Megan Bayne (probably) upon someone drawing blood on her for the first time:

#AEWDynamite
thanos says " all that for a drop of blood " in a scene from a movie
ALT: thanos says " all that for a drop of blood " in a scene from a movie
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November 13, 2025 at 1:23 AM
It's Wednesday and you know what that means!

#AEWDynamite
two men are standing next to each other in front of a sign that says aew wrestling on it .
ALT: two men are standing next to each other in front of a sign that says aew wrestling on it .
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November 12, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I SOOOOO can't wait for this, and OMG Rosalina looks great! #SuperMarioGalaxyMovie
November 12, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Repost with an iconic fictional band.
November 12, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I've not been following the latest political news too closely, mostly for the sake of my own sanity & mental health, so what I'm posting about is in response to what I'm seeing here on Bluesky.
November 10, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Is it just me or has anyone been hearing what sounds like someone constantly bumping into a microphone all night?

#AEWCollision
November 9, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Where is TK to talk Max and Anthony into working things out in therapy?

#AEWCollision
November 9, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Thekla can toy with me the way she was toying with Harley any time. 😏😍

#AEWCollision
November 9, 2025 at 2:26 AM
#AEWCollision

Thekla: *appears*
Woman in crowd:

🤣
Screaming Hyeri GIF
ALT: Screaming Hyeri GIF
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November 9, 2025 at 2:23 AM
#AEW badly needs to have a crossover with Scooby-Doo, just so we can get Jamie Hayter and Daphne in the same space. 😁

#AEWCollision
November 9, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Welp, TayJay won't be winning the tag belts.....Tay touched the belts to curse her team. 😜

#AEWCollision
November 9, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Mercedes standing behind Harley was giving off some serious horror movie vibes.....

#AEWDynamite
November 6, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Not a fan of yet another belt. Do something with the ones you have already before creating a new one.

#AEWDynamite #AEWCollision
Tony Khan announces a new title -- the National Title -- which will be defended across AEW, NJPW, ROH, CMLL, and indies
November 6, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Samoa Joe making his presence known already......Tony Schiavone better run!

#AEWDynamite
November 6, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Did #HBOMax change it so that you can't start #AEWDynamite five minutes early so that you can listen to that wonderful meditation music before the event starts?
November 6, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Mercedes Monè is going to wind up with so many belts that I am going to expect her to incorporate them into an outfit ala Lulu from #FinalFantasyX.

Better take notes!

#AEWCollision #AEWDynamite #WrestleSky
November 3, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Missed opportunity for Nigel & Tony to set up Don for a cunning linguist joke..... 😜

#AEWCollision
November 2, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Slow day at work means I'm getting more anxious for 8 PM to roll around so that I can watch #AEWCollision
a man is screaming with his hands on his head and says `` for the love of god come on already !!! ''
ALT: a man is screaming with his hands on his head and says `` for the love of god come on already !!! ''
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November 1, 2025 at 11:26 PM
#AEW #WrestleSky

Britt Baker in 2020:
November 1, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I would go with Grand Theft Auto 1 and 2.

If anything needed to change though, it'd be to change it to a standard third person view rather than top-down and change how the games can be saved.

I haven't played through either one because of how the games handle saves. 😢
November 1, 2025 at 7:20 AM
This is phenomenal.....I'm gonna need the photo in the upper right incorporated into a t-shirt design because that one to me, looks the best of the bunch. 😁
Kris Statlander has successfully broke Instagram after posting this incredible photos of her as Elektra!

📸 Speedy Photos

#AEW
October 31, 2025 at 11:14 PM
If you see this, post an AEW gif just because... 🤼🏻
October 31, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Reposted by Mike Van Wormer II
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October 30, 2025 at 6:23 PM