hard launch:

this post was scheduled with loomly 💚

“you’re so funny”

thanks i stayed up until midnight on my 13th birthday to create a facebook account and i’ve been chronically online ever since.

today is the most monday thursday i’ve ever experienced

things to leave behind in 2024
- making excuses for your screen time
- checking your screen time
- telling literally anyone about your screen time
- move through the 5 stages of grief about your screen time
- “screen” and “time” are just concepts anyway

entering my flop (on the couch) era

it’s another beautiful december monday

social media managers when a meta outage hits in the middle of the workday

we listen and we don’t judge
i'm either locked in or i'm doomscrolling there is no in between 🥲

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Stay tuned for our Trend Predictions for 2025 dropping next week!

this month i’m adjusting my workload (scheduling content) so i can focus on new priorities (christmas)

us rn trying to see what the vibes are on bluesky