Patrick
@looptrnnr.bsky.social
Comics, running stupid distances, movies, a fucking lawyer, not necessarily in that order
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Patrick
@looptrnnr.bsky.social
· Aug 5
Law & Order Season 1, Episode 2
Subterranean Homeboy Blues
Aired 20 September 1990
Cynthia Nixon (aka Miranda)
Subterranean Homeboy Blues
Aired 20 September 1990
Cynthia Nixon (aka Miranda)
Congrats immigrant!
December 20, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Congrats immigrant!
Had my wisdom teeth taken out once too, but I didn’t cry about it
December 20, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Had my wisdom teeth taken out once too, but I didn’t cry about it
So a mildly infuriating thing happened. I went to make a post only r/mildlyinfuriating, as one does. I typed "mildly" into the search bar and one of the options caught my attention. Apparently, there is a sub r/mildlypenis
December 18, 2025 at 8:26 PM
So a mildly infuriating thing happened. I went to make a post only r/mildlyinfuriating, as one does. I typed "mildly" into the search bar and one of the options caught my attention. Apparently, there is a sub r/mildlypenis
New look for Chris Pratt ... it's working for him.
December 18, 2025 at 3:18 PM
New look for Chris Pratt ... it's working for him.
Army-Navy game is the last remaining amateur D1 football contest …
December 14, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Army-Navy game is the last remaining amateur D1 football contest …
Not gonna lie … I assumed he retired from WWE years ago.
December 14, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Not gonna lie … I assumed he retired from WWE years ago.
It’s easier and faster just to say you don’t understand art
December 14, 2025 at 1:37 AM
It’s easier and faster just to say you don’t understand art
“Guy Gardner sucks!”
December 13, 2025 at 11:33 PM
“Guy Gardner sucks!”
Wow, AI is getting so efficient we don’t even have to play the games anymore
December 13, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Wow, AI is getting so efficient we don’t even have to play the games anymore
Philip Rivers got signed by the Colts, meanwhile Colin Kapernick sitting at home like
a blonde woman is standing in front of a bookshelf and talking to someone
ALT: a blonde woman is standing in front of a bookshelf and talking to someone
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Philip Rivers got signed by the Colts, meanwhile Colin Kapernick sitting at home like
Slippery Stairs … “sports non event”
December 8, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Slippery Stairs … “sports non event”
If Seinfeld was on HBO
December 7, 2025 at 2:03 PM
If Seinfeld was on HBO
Name a stage musical where the second act is better than the first act.
December 6, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Name a stage musical where the second act is better than the first act.
CFP committee adopting the “Whose Line Is It Anyway” approach, I see.
December 6, 2025 at 4:18 AM
CFP committee adopting the “Whose Line Is It Anyway” approach, I see.
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity
December 6, 2025 at 4:02 AM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity
Baseball writers are some little bitches ... "Babe Ruth wasn't a unanimous HoF selection so NO ONE should be unanimous" is such a dumb take. ALMOST as dumb as whoever thought Babe Ruth wasn't HoF worthy.
December 5, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Baseball writers are some little bitches ... "Babe Ruth wasn't a unanimous HoF selection so NO ONE should be unanimous" is such a dumb take. ALMOST as dumb as whoever thought Babe Ruth wasn't HoF worthy.
Reading this made me instantly feel 20 years older
December 5, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Reading this made me instantly feel 20 years older
Why is Hugh Jackman playing Elvis in a Neil Diamond biopic?
December 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Why is Hugh Jackman playing Elvis in a Neil Diamond biopic?