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Patrick
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Comics, running stupid distances, movies, a fucking lawyer, not necessarily in that order
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Law & Order Season 1, Episode 2
Subterranean Homeboy Blues
Aired 20 September 1990

Cynthia Nixon (aka Miranda)
I’m glad he got over his guilt for kicking himself in the teeth by punching Nazis instead
February 9, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Ah yes, I see why they call him Bad Bunny. He’s not a very good bunny at all. Clearly a human.
February 9, 2026 at 2:11 AM
“Both these quarterbacks need to open it up with their legs”
a man in a black sweater is standing in front of a wall with the word phrasing on it .
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media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Guys, what the fuck are we doing here?
February 8, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Birdwatching in the bird refuge? That’s a paddlin’
February 8, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Bought some “party size” Frito-Lay products buy one get one free …
February 8, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Name 3 of their songs
February 6, 2026 at 10:19 PM
February 6, 2026 at 9:37 PM
I am rooting for Team Curaç—er, I mean Team Netherlands in the WBC because YAY COLONIALISM!!
February 6, 2026 at 2:10 PM
February 5, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Another way to tell alligators apart from crocodiles is that alligators are famously cautious swimmers. They always wait 20 minutes after eating, wear proper flotation gear, and never swim while intoxicated.
February 5, 2026 at 3:11 PM
NO CAPES!
February 4, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Who?
February 3, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Do you?
February 1, 2026 at 3:31 PM
View of Artemis on the launch pad seen from Port Canveral
January 31, 2026 at 8:54 PM
If your recipe video starts out talking about something quick and easy to make and then you start grating a block of cheese I will block you so fucking hard Dikembe Mutombo is gonna knock on your door
a basketball player in a red jersey with the number 55 on it
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January 28, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Octane Test Drive promo on Sirius XM: You’ll hear new songs BEFORE they come out.

Me:
a man in a suit and tie is saying that does n't make sense .
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media.tenor.com
January 28, 2026 at 1:22 PM
January 26, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Have you tried changing your profile photo to a salt shaker? That’s how we solve these problems, right?
January 26, 2026 at 12:07 AM
John Cena as Peacemaker might be the most natural performance of a comic book character since Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool.
January 24, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Anything but the metric system …
January 23, 2026 at 9:06 PM
It’s fewer words to just say “Yes, I’m a dick.”

Seriously, I know kindergarteners who know more about sportsmanship than this clown.
January 23, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Why do they keep trying to Jared Leto me?
January 22, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Surely this will not be problematic in any way
January 22, 2026 at 9:22 PM
A very good afternoon to everyone except the 21.6% of baseball writers who did not vote for Andruw Jones. I hope that you find a small pebble inside one of your socks every day for the rest of your life, but only after leaving the house right before you get in the car to go to work.
January 21, 2026 at 9:35 PM