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Stumbled into a gay bar last night and now i cant stop thinking about how somewhere out there, there is a picture of me surrounded by shirtless gay guys in pup masks lol
February 7, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Stumbled into a gay bar last night and now i cant stop thinking about how somewhere out there, there is a picture of me surrounded by shirtless gay guys in pup masks lol
I watched the movie Pillion and i was fine with all the raunchy gay sex scenes but i think them being British is taking it too far. We live in a society.
February 6, 2026 at 9:26 PM
I watched the movie Pillion and i was fine with all the raunchy gay sex scenes but i think them being British is taking it too far. We live in a society.
I feel like we all should've noticed the economy was going downhill when there started being so many restaurants that would market themselves as "we're a lil different cuz we put the food in a bowl."
February 6, 2026 at 4:29 PM
I feel like we all should've noticed the economy was going downhill when there started being so many restaurants that would market themselves as "we're a lil different cuz we put the food in a bowl."
Started my day stumbling upon some hyper online discourse and had to remind myself real life exists. The performatively woke liberal girlbosses cant hurt me.
February 6, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Started my day stumbling upon some hyper online discourse and had to remind myself real life exists. The performatively woke liberal girlbosses cant hurt me.
I meet a lot of ppl and have a bad memory so my phone contacts are filled with stuff like:
Sarah - spat in my face at party
Melissa - domme with split tongue
Spazz - did K in parking lot
Grandma
Sarah - spat in my face at party
Melissa - domme with split tongue
Spazz - did K in parking lot
Grandma
February 5, 2026 at 10:18 PM
I meet a lot of ppl and have a bad memory so my phone contacts are filled with stuff like:
Sarah - spat in my face at party
Melissa - domme with split tongue
Spazz - did K in parking lot
Grandma
Sarah - spat in my face at party
Melissa - domme with split tongue
Spazz - did K in parking lot
Grandma
A chaser that worked on BoJack Horseman just liked one of my old Instagram posts lol. Things are finally looking up.
February 5, 2026 at 9:07 PM
A chaser that worked on BoJack Horseman just liked one of my old Instagram posts lol. Things are finally looking up.
Love opening onlyfans and seeing 55 notifications but they're all from just 1 guy liking all my posts but not buying anything lol
February 2, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Love opening onlyfans and seeing 55 notifications but they're all from just 1 guy liking all my posts but not buying anything lol
Im judging ppl that care about the Emmys and Grammys the way other ppl like to make fun of football fans by calling it sports-ball. If you care about award ceremonies, you're a freakin nerd!
February 2, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Im judging ppl that care about the Emmys and Grammys the way other ppl like to make fun of football fans by calling it sports-ball. If you care about award ceremonies, you're a freakin nerd!
In retrospect, i think the conspiracy theories about lizard people controlling the world was more right than it was wrong.
February 1, 2026 at 9:46 PM
In retrospect, i think the conspiracy theories about lizard people controlling the world was more right than it was wrong.
Ive been developing a new humiliation kink where i just lose to my girlfriend at Scrabble everytime we meet.
January 31, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Ive been developing a new humiliation kink where i just lose to my girlfriend at Scrabble everytime we meet.
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Girl who forgets to clean her mirror cuz she keeps getting distracted by how hot she is
January 27, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Girl who forgets to clean her mirror cuz she keeps getting distracted by how hot she is
Genuinely sad about Catherine O'Hara dying. I've never not been anything but thrilled to see her show up in a movie or show. RIP ♥️
January 30, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Genuinely sad about Catherine O'Hara dying. I've never not been anything but thrilled to see her show up in a movie or show. RIP ♥️
Honestly a lil annoyed with leftist friends saying they wont pay attention to the strike tomorrow for this or that reason. If you just cant, understandable. But if you can, why not? I dont get it.
January 30, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Honestly a lil annoyed with leftist friends saying they wont pay attention to the strike tomorrow for this or that reason. If you just cant, understandable. But if you can, why not? I dont get it.
NYC friend: You should visit soon!
Me: Okay i will! Let me know if you ever want to visit Philly.
NYC friend: Uhhh yeah I'll def do that sometime 🙄🤣
Me: Okay i will! Let me know if you ever want to visit Philly.
NYC friend: Uhhh yeah I'll def do that sometime 🙄🤣
January 29, 2026 at 10:48 PM
NYC friend: You should visit soon!
Me: Okay i will! Let me know if you ever want to visit Philly.
NYC friend: Uhhh yeah I'll def do that sometime 🙄🤣
Me: Okay i will! Let me know if you ever want to visit Philly.
NYC friend: Uhhh yeah I'll def do that sometime 🙄🤣
I dont think anyone that follows me cares about this but it sucks so much that the band Earth ended up being extreme zionists. It seems like 90% of the time when i look up the politics of a band i enjoy im like "wtf?? Nooo!"
January 29, 2026 at 8:44 PM
I dont think anyone that follows me cares about this but it sucks so much that the band Earth ended up being extreme zionists. It seems like 90% of the time when i look up the politics of a band i enjoy im like "wtf?? Nooo!"
Guy so straight he refuses to eat pussy cuz he thinks clits are just lil dicks.
January 29, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Guy so straight he refuses to eat pussy cuz he thinks clits are just lil dicks.
I told my therapist yesterday that I was about to cry but then didn't. I felt bad about it after because i think that's probably their equivalent of a comedian having a bad set.
January 28, 2026 at 9:18 PM
I told my therapist yesterday that I was about to cry but then didn't. I felt bad about it after because i think that's probably their equivalent of a comedian having a bad set.
I wish i realized a long time ago that i could just get ffs and not pay the bill. What are they gonna do? Ruin my credit? What credit? Lol
January 28, 2026 at 4:49 PM
I wish i realized a long time ago that i could just get ffs and not pay the bill. What are they gonna do? Ruin my credit? What credit? Lol
Therapists should be allowed to hit you when you're being bad.
January 27, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Therapists should be allowed to hit you when you're being bad.
Girl who forgets to clean her mirror cuz she keeps getting distracted by how hot she is
January 27, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Girl who forgets to clean her mirror cuz she keeps getting distracted by how hot she is
Sometimes i get really concerned that the ppl that put "heteroflexible" in their bio have no idea that we're all laughing at them.
January 26, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Sometimes i get really concerned that the ppl that put "heteroflexible" in their bio have no idea that we're all laughing at them.
Loose lips suck dicks
January 26, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Loose lips suck dicks
Oh great! I found out one of my neighbors is a trans communist and now i have to report her to The Bureau of People I Would Kiss.
January 26, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Oh great! I found out one of my neighbors is a trans communist and now i have to report her to The Bureau of People I Would Kiss.
I'll NEVER forgive the WOKE LEFT for what they did to dinosaurs smh
January 26, 2026 at 1:01 AM
I'll NEVER forgive the WOKE LEFT for what they did to dinosaurs smh
I want to love you like an animal 😈
January 25, 2026 at 8:03 PM
I want to love you like an animal 😈