Lord Baron McCabre
@lordbaronmccabre.bsky.social
A "Quarlock" (𝙌𝙪𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙒𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙤𝙘𝙠 - 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘴 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘮𝘢 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘺 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘭 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘐 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘪𝘵) who loves dice, luck, fortune, and a good "bad conspiracy" here and there. Humor is my own, opinions are from the sentient queso dip that rules us all.
Pinned
I don't make the rules about something being metal, you know?
Are you burning down churches?
Do you have a list of who is evil and you are envious because of that list?
Are you murdering your bandmate?
Are eating a portion of his brain?
No?
Then are you really metal, really?
Are you burning down churches?
Do you have a list of who is evil and you are envious because of that list?
Are you murdering your bandmate?
Are eating a portion of his brain?
No?
Then are you really metal, really?
This is when I start paying attention to the days, until I don't. A blue candy cane swirl d4 and... That's it.
Not sure if that is sending the right message #chessex.
Still, another day, another die!
#dice #adventcalendar #Dicegiving
Not sure if that is sending the right message #chessex.
Still, another day, another die!
#dice #adventcalendar #Dicegiving
December 2, 2025 at 1:10 PM
This is when I start paying attention to the days, until I don't. A blue candy cane swirl d4 and... That's it.
Not sure if that is sending the right message #chessex.
Still, another day, another die!
#dice #adventcalendar #Dicegiving
Not sure if that is sending the right message #chessex.
Still, another day, another die!
#dice #adventcalendar #Dicegiving
Of course I didn't pay attention and missed the actual first day. This was an odd find. 3 d8s and a d4.
The purple color combo is not the best, but will do.
The gold gray sparkles, which is nice.
The sky blue candy canes are interesting?
Night one #dice #adventcalendar #Dicegiving #chessex
The purple color combo is not the best, but will do.
The gold gray sparkles, which is nice.
The sky blue candy canes are interesting?
Night one #dice #adventcalendar #Dicegiving #chessex
December 2, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Of course I didn't pay attention and missed the actual first day. This was an odd find. 3 d8s and a d4.
The purple color combo is not the best, but will do.
The gold gray sparkles, which is nice.
The sky blue candy canes are interesting?
Night one #dice #adventcalendar #Dicegiving #chessex
The purple color combo is not the best, but will do.
The gold gray sparkles, which is nice.
The sky blue candy canes are interesting?
Night one #dice #adventcalendar #Dicegiving #chessex
It’s that time of year again 🎄
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December 2, 2025 at 4:48 AM
While I know what @funranium.bsky.social received for his first die in his advent calendar, I received this one.
Very stout, a chunk of D12 coal from #chessex
#dice #adventcalendar #Dicegiving
Very stout, a chunk of D12 coal from #chessex
#dice #adventcalendar #Dicegiving
December 2, 2025 at 4:26 AM
While I know what @funranium.bsky.social received for his first die in his advent calendar, I received this one.
Very stout, a chunk of D12 coal from #chessex
#dice #adventcalendar #Dicegiving
Very stout, a chunk of D12 coal from #chessex
#dice #adventcalendar #Dicegiving
Now THAT is some cat worship
December 2, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Now THAT is some cat worship
All right @funranium.bsky.social, your bathroom challenge has been laid out.
Do you dare take the toilet gauntlet?
Do you dare take the toilet gauntlet?
December 1, 2025 at 10:14 PM
All right @funranium.bsky.social, your bathroom challenge has been laid out.
Do you dare take the toilet gauntlet?
Do you dare take the toilet gauntlet?
I mean, I don't want to be blunt about it but he hasn't even spent a full year "after the incident." He doesn't even know depression and misery yet, just pain and shame.
December 1, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I mean, I don't want to be blunt about it but he hasn't even spent a full year "after the incident." He doesn't even know depression and misery yet, just pain and shame.
Awww! Look at that!murder mittens and a knife?
Adorbs!
Adorbs!
November 30, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Awww! Look at that!murder mittens and a knife?
Adorbs!
Adorbs!
November 28, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Excuse me, my people need me
November 28, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Excuse me, my people need me
Honey...? Is it weird for the roaches to want tuna...?
November 27, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Honey...? Is it weird for the roaches to want tuna...?
"Listen, if you take naps, you are training your body to die. If you never sleep ever and never express the weariness of sleep, you'll live forever and never ever have to work for anything."
Let me guess... Naked God theory.
Got it...
Let me guess... Naked God theory.
Got it...
November 27, 2025 at 3:22 AM
"Listen, if you take naps, you are training your body to die. If you never sleep ever and never express the weariness of sleep, you'll live forever and never ever have to work for anything."
Let me guess... Naked God theory.
Got it...
Let me guess... Naked God theory.
Got it...
I have spent the last 45 minutes listening to someone trying to convince me that the reason why the sky is blue is because that is the ocean and we are merely under the holy waters with God sitting naked on top of the Firmament is love.
I really want those 45 minutes back, please....
I really want those 45 minutes back, please....
November 26, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I have spent the last 45 minutes listening to someone trying to convince me that the reason why the sky is blue is because that is the ocean and we are merely under the holy waters with God sitting naked on top of the Firmament is love.
I really want those 45 minutes back, please....
I really want those 45 minutes back, please....
Yeah, I'm THAT kitten...
November 26, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Yeah, I'm THAT kitten...
What a weird looking ornament...
November 25, 2025 at 11:54 PM
What a weird looking ornament...
Void: "Iubs U!"
Gray: "He's your son. Can you get him off me, thumb-human?"
Gray: "He's your son. Can you get him off me, thumb-human?"
November 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Void: "Iubs U!"
Gray: "He's your son. Can you get him off me, thumb-human?"
Gray: "He's your son. Can you get him off me, thumb-human?"
I mean, what if YOU are on the Z axis?
November 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I mean, what if YOU are on the Z axis?
BEES @aotearoabadger.bsky.social
That's humor, honey!
I'll call the exterminatus on myself, thank you.
That's humor, honey!
I'll call the exterminatus on myself, thank you.
November 24, 2025 at 11:02 PM
BEES @aotearoabadger.bsky.social
That's humor, honey!
I'll call the exterminatus on myself, thank you.
That's humor, honey!
I'll call the exterminatus on myself, thank you.
Weeellllll, they ARE experts.
November 24, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Weeellllll, they ARE experts.
Tuna. Tuna. Tuna. Tuna.
Gib.
Gib.
November 24, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Tuna. Tuna. Tuna. Tuna.
Gib.
Gib.
Do.
Not.
Touch.
The.
Beans
Not.
Touch.
The.
Beans
November 23, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Do.
Not.
Touch.
The.
Beans
Not.
Touch.
The.
Beans
Adorable-rier?
November 23, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Adorable-rier?
Okay.
Adorable.
Adorable.
November 23, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Okay.
Adorable.
Adorable.
Well, I hate to say it but @funranium.bsky.social only needed two words, a failed willpower check and a very bad day from a "pancake flipping bard" to make me say, 24 years later...
"Jack's back."
And I still hate it. I don't have to say it, but the geas still has never technically wore off.
"Jack's back."
And I still hate it. I don't have to say it, but the geas still has never technically wore off.
the best time to strike at the super villain is during their monologue. not in the middle either. like they have this big speech all loaded up that they’ve been thinking about all week and two words in you fuck their shit up
November 23, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Well, I hate to say it but @funranium.bsky.social only needed two words, a failed willpower check and a very bad day from a "pancake flipping bard" to make me say, 24 years later...
"Jack's back."
And I still hate it. I don't have to say it, but the geas still has never technically wore off.
"Jack's back."
And I still hate it. I don't have to say it, but the geas still has never technically wore off.
Reposted by Lord Baron McCabre
the best time to strike at the super villain is during their monologue. not in the middle either. like they have this big speech all loaded up that they’ve been thinking about all week and two words in you fuck their shit up
November 22, 2025 at 3:01 AM
the best time to strike at the super villain is during their monologue. not in the middle either. like they have this big speech all loaded up that they’ve been thinking about all week and two words in you fuck their shit up