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Lord Baron McCabre
@lordbaronmccabre.bsky.social
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A "Quarlock" (𝙌𝙪𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙒𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙤𝙘𝙠 - 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘴 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘮𝘢 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘺 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘭 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘐 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘪𝘵) who loves dice, luck, fortune, and a good "bad conspiracy" here and there. Humor is my own, opinions are from the sentient queso dip that rules us all.
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Lord Baron McCabre @lordbaronmccabre.bsky.social · 16d
I am one of those "weird" residents of Santa Cruz.

I outright refuse to ever watch Lost Boys.

I've never visited the house.

I never had the urge to do a play about it.

I resist because I must.

But I will give mad props to the song that everyone knows it for.

That is my spoopaween update
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Lord Baron McCabre @lordbaronmccabre.bsky.social · 1m
"We don't do that in the home, bad! Bad!"
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Lord Baron McCabre @lordbaronmccabre.bsky.social · 11h
No think. Only rub.
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Lord Baron McCabre @lordbaronmccabre.bsky.social · 18h
Shaken, not cat.
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Lord Baron McCabre @lordbaronmccabre.bsky.social · 21h
This morning commute is tough, but at least the drivers are nice (he made it to the bottom of the stairs and then just stopped)
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Lord Baron McCabre @lordbaronmccabre.bsky.social · 1d
There is a kink out there for everyone
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Lord Baron McCabre @lordbaronmccabre.bsky.social · 1d
It is a Thursday hymn for sure. Hate your way into Friday
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Lord Baron McCabre @lordbaronmccabre.bsky.social · 1d
A Hate March something.
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Lord Baron McCabre @lordbaronmccabre.bsky.social · 1d
"Oh yeah? Oh yeah?! Well I'm going to show this chair what it means to have no braincell!

Sorry, gotta lick my butt."

You sure showed them...
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Lord Baron McCabre @lordbaronmccabre.bsky.social · 1d
I mean, it's the Hatemarch.

It merges into the Blood Trail.

@aotearoabadger.bsky.social - Let's talk about the galactic financial system.

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Hatemarch
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Lord Baron McCabre @lordbaronmccabre.bsky.social · 1d
Very well done! Love it!
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Lord Baron McCabre @lordbaronmccabre.bsky.social · 2d
Lord Ruffingtons, I will not tolerate this slight on my honor. Apologize to the thumb-human treato dispenser lest we meet at moonrise on the fence and caterwaul until someone throws a shoe at us!
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Lord Baron McCabre @lordbaronmccabre.bsky.social · 4d
What you don't understand is that your dog taught you that trick that you are showing it.

It told you while you were asleep.

This is why it wants to sleep in your bed.

You will obey.

You will cast magick.

You will not show where the ace is hidden in your sleeve.

Give your cat up for adoption
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Lord Baron McCabre @lordbaronmccabre.bsky.social · 5d
Nah, it is a mislabeled video. Standard for the cat video trade as it were
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Lord Baron McCabre @lordbaronmccabre.bsky.social · 5d
Man, screw TikTok and YouTube shorts.

We need to go back to the classics.
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Lord Baron McCabre @lordbaronmccabre.bsky.social · 5d
"Do... Do you not... Not see the demons in these prints?

Prints. Prints. Paw prints in my orange mind.

Mind demons?

My demons.

Kibble. Get me kibble while I excise these demons.

Me-mons.

Am I the demon?"
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Lord Baron McCabre @lordbaronmccabre.bsky.social · 6d
He is! Apparently he is recovering from surgery so the owner uses these shirts to prevent licking.

Now about that time share...
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Lord Baron McCabre @lordbaronmccabre.bsky.social · 6d
This cat looks like he will sell you a time share in the mountains and then take your girl
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Lord Baron McCabre @lordbaronmccabre.bsky.social · 7d
The blood suckers are strong, what can I say?

It also makes me fear that Thanksgiving in a few years might be prime season for them as well.

But remember, B-Positive.
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Lord Baron McCabre @lordbaronmccabre.bsky.social · 7d
Toothpaste. Use toothpaste (I often put it on a bandaid and put it over the bite as well to help) and it should get rid of the poison.
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Lord Baron McCabre @lordbaronmccabre.bsky.social · 7d
This kitten WILL steal your girl.
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Lord Baron McCabre @lordbaronmccabre.bsky.social · 8d
Meanwhile...

@aotearoabadger.bsky.social
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Lord Baron McCabre @lordbaronmccabre.bsky.social · 8d
Space King would declare a WAAAAAAAA
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Lord Baron McCabre @lordbaronmccabre.bsky.social · 8d
HE IS ON THE HATE MARCH!!!
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Lord Baron McCabre @lordbaronmccabre.bsky.social · 8d
I'll just be leaving this here for @aotearoabadger.bsky.social
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Lord Baron McCabre @lordbaronmccabre.bsky.social · 8d
There are six more of these cattenballs and when you get all seven of them together, one #orangecat will get a singular braincell.

It will take 256 episodes to get the second one.

Are you ready?

#cat #catanime #itsadragonballreferenceofcourseiwillwinthisfight
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