overworked
over tired
need to pack
bad family health news
ever-present impending doom
surprise! OF COURSE IT’S MY FUCKING PERIOD
READ THE ROOM SIS NOW IS NOT THE TIME
over tired
need to pack
bad family health news
ever-present impending doom
surprise! OF COURSE IT’S MY FUCKING PERIOD
READ THE ROOM SIS NOW IS NOT THE TIME
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 AM
overworked
over tired
need to pack
bad family health news
ever-present impending doom
surprise! OF COURSE IT’S MY FUCKING PERIOD
READ THE ROOM SIS NOW IS NOT THE TIME
over tired
need to pack
bad family health news
ever-present impending doom
surprise! OF COURSE IT’S MY FUCKING PERIOD
READ THE ROOM SIS NOW IS NOT THE TIME
I’ve never met a Cowboys fan that wasn’t either overtly a horrible person or secretly the scum of the earth prove me wrong
November 23, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I’ve never met a Cowboys fan that wasn’t either overtly a horrible person or secretly the scum of the earth prove me wrong
can’t wait for the Eagles to absolutely pummel the Cowboys 🥰
November 23, 2025 at 9:48 PM
can’t wait for the Eagles to absolutely pummel the Cowboys 🥰
y’all like dogs? I got dogs
and also dawgs 😎
and also dawgs 😎
November 23, 2025 at 2:08 AM
y’all like dogs? I got dogs
and also dawgs 😎
and also dawgs 😎
I could eat an entire pineapple right now
November 22, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I could eat an entire pineapple right now
I love you, Josh Allen 👏 🦬
November 16, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I love you, Josh Allen 👏 🦬
I believe in Josh Allen 🫡 🦬
November 16, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I believe in Josh Allen 🫡 🦬
broke: global warming
woke: aurora borealis in Illinois
woke: aurora borealis in Illinois
November 12, 2025 at 2:39 AM
broke: global warming
woke: aurora borealis in Illinois
woke: aurora borealis in Illinois
me: “okay time to put on sleepy time noises” *plays a meditation track*
spouse: “okay time to put on sleepy time noises” *plays video compilation of Angela Giarratana screaming*
spouse: “okay time to put on sleepy time noises” *plays video compilation of Angela Giarratana screaming*
November 12, 2025 at 1:42 AM
me: “okay time to put on sleepy time noises” *plays a meditation track*
spouse: “okay time to put on sleepy time noises” *plays video compilation of Angela Giarratana screaming*
spouse: “okay time to put on sleepy time noises” *plays video compilation of Angela Giarratana screaming*
I love having a 10 year age gap with my youngest aunt because what do you mean a mother of 2 grown adults is reposting thirst traps of Pedro Pascal on reels
November 11, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I love having a 10 year age gap with my youngest aunt because what do you mean a mother of 2 grown adults is reposting thirst traps of Pedro Pascal on reels
I am a linen clothing hater idc if it’s more sustainable that shit is a sensory nightmare get it away from me
November 11, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I am a linen clothing hater idc if it’s more sustainable that shit is a sensory nightmare get it away from me
get this dipshit in chief off of the screen so we can watch football good god
November 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM
get this dipshit in chief off of the screen so we can watch football good god
think I’m going to get into zyn’s this winter
November 9, 2025 at 5:54 PM
think I’m going to get into zyn’s this winter
Bills game out of market again today feels bad man
November 9, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Bills game out of market again today feels bad man
November 4, 2025 at 2:23 AM
gazpacho is just V8 in a bowl you freaks
November 4, 2025 at 12:34 AM
gazpacho is just V8 in a bowl you freaks
as a rule, other peoples husband’s are never my concern UNLESS they are causing them harm (physical, emotional, financial, etc)
but I really need Hailee Steinfeld’s husband to lock in right now
but I really need Hailee Steinfeld’s husband to lock in right now
November 2, 2025 at 11:01 PM
as a rule, other peoples husband’s are never my concern UNLESS they are causing them harm (physical, emotional, financial, etc)
but I really need Hailee Steinfeld’s husband to lock in right now
but I really need Hailee Steinfeld’s husband to lock in right now
no Aggie football this weekend so I’m fully locked into the Bills v. Chiefs game
November 1, 2025 at 7:43 PM
no Aggie football this weekend so I’m fully locked into the Bills v. Chiefs game
LinkedIn is crazy because what do you mean the most vile frat boy from college who constantly spanked me when drunk at parties, saying overtly sexual things is leading a panel called “Shaping the Future of Energy: Transformation in Oil & Gas”
October 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
LinkedIn is crazy because what do you mean the most vile frat boy from college who constantly spanked me when drunk at parties, saying overtly sexual things is leading a panel called “Shaping the Future of Energy: Transformation in Oil & Gas”
trevor lawrence could be cast in a live action avatar (blue people, not air bender)
October 27, 2025 at 12:16 AM
trevor lawrence could be cast in a live action avatar (blue people, not air bender)
NOOOOOO CAM NOT MY FERAL DOG 😭😭😭
that’s a season ending injury if I’ve ever seen one godddddd
that’s a season ending injury if I’ve ever seen one godddddd
October 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
NOOOOOO CAM NOT MY FERAL DOG 😭😭😭
that’s a season ending injury if I’ve ever seen one godddddd
that’s a season ending injury if I’ve ever seen one godddddd
Reposted by beans
Dig through the ditches
And burn through witches
And CAM in the back of my
SCATTEBO
And burn through witches
And CAM in the back of my
SCATTEBO
October 21, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Dig through the ditches
And burn through witches
And CAM in the back of my
SCATTEBO
And burn through witches
And CAM in the back of my
SCATTEBO
all we learned today was that almost every platform is just AWS in a trench coat
October 20, 2025 at 11:24 PM
all we learned today was that almost every platform is just AWS in a trench coat
if you are anti-beans in your chili I don’t care just keep your goopy meat sauce away from me
October 20, 2025 at 11:21 PM
if you are anti-beans in your chili I don’t care just keep your goopy meat sauce away from me
there’s so much happening around me and to me constantly that I no longer feel the need to be perceived on the internet or irl or just in general it’s all so overwhelming when does it end
October 19, 2025 at 7:51 PM
there’s so much happening around me and to me constantly that I no longer feel the need to be perceived on the internet or irl or just in general it’s all so overwhelming when does it end