Rev Hex the Awarewolf
@lordzmolik.bsky.social
Unwellness Influencer. Slackmaster general. New Orleans bartender. All around miscreant. Creator of awkward moments. Eater of eats and drinker of drinks.
The B52s really liked Shaquille O'Neal
November 29, 2025 at 3:27 AM
The B52s really liked Shaquille O'Neal
Fun fact : some facts aren't fun.
November 29, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Fun fact : some facts aren't fun.
How do you go into a voting booth and vote for a party that's more focused on building gilded ballrooms than it is on giving YOU healthcare and an affordable life?
November 5, 2025 at 7:59 PM
How do you go into a voting booth and vote for a party that's more focused on building gilded ballrooms than it is on giving YOU healthcare and an affordable life?
Fun fact: While some still consider "fun" to be only a noun, its use as an adjective is now accepted by many dictionaries.
October 18, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Fun fact: While some still consider "fun" to be only a noun, its use as an adjective is now accepted by many dictionaries.
Fun Fact : most parks prohibit fun between the hours of 10 pm to 6 am.
October 17, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Fun Fact : most parks prohibit fun between the hours of 10 pm to 6 am.
Federal law explicitly prohibits undocumented people from receiving aid. - no undocumented workers are getting aid. Period. It can't happen, so, the talking points are idiotic.
October 3, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Federal law explicitly prohibits undocumented people from receiving aid. - no undocumented workers are getting aid. Period. It can't happen, so, the talking points are idiotic.
This is inadvertently hilarious.
September 19, 2025 at 5:19 AM
This is inadvertently hilarious.
The novel 1984 was supposed to be a cautionary tale not a how to manual.
September 19, 2025 at 12:57 AM
The novel 1984 was supposed to be a cautionary tale not a how to manual.
Thoughts and prayers and thoughts and prayers only.
September 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Thoughts and prayers and thoughts and prayers only.
September 6, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I saw dax stretching before the game. Dax goes off for 6 TDs. 5 with his arm. 1 with his legs. Cowboys win by 24 points. - follow me for more sportsball betting.
September 5, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I saw dax stretching before the game. Dax goes off for 6 TDs. 5 with his arm. 1 with his legs. Cowboys win by 24 points. - follow me for more sportsball betting.
He's got his own college football team now too? #elonvsduke
August 28, 2025 at 10:10 PM
He's got his own college football team now too? #elonvsduke
Greatest of all time lists are always biased because they never have anyone/thing from the future on it.
July 31, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Greatest of all time lists are always biased because they never have anyone/thing from the future on it.
Fun fact : strawberries are the only berry named after hay.
July 23, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Fun fact : strawberries are the only berry named after hay.
I used to be deceptively muscular now I'm just deceptive.
July 19, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I used to be deceptively muscular now I'm just deceptive.
Bonus Awarewolf tip - a turd in the hand smells worse than 2 in a bush.
July 12, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Bonus Awarewolf tip - a turd in the hand smells worse than 2 in a bush.
Look both ways when crossing the street. - Your Awarewolf tip of the day.
July 12, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Look both ways when crossing the street. - Your Awarewolf tip of the day.
I finally read all of the JFK files and Folks, I know this sounds crazy but I'm pretty sure he shot himself. Case closed.
July 9, 2025 at 9:02 AM
I finally read all of the JFK files and Folks, I know this sounds crazy but I'm pretty sure he shot himself. Case closed.
July 7, 2025 at 2:33 AM
The summer solstice is upon thee - Rejoice, heathens!!!
June 21, 2025 at 12:35 AM
The summer solstice is upon thee - Rejoice, heathens!!!
Pavlov's the name of the dog not the monster.
June 15, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Pavlov's the name of the dog not the monster.