Loriii G
@loriiig.bsky.social
Things I love: candy, weed, cats, dogs, possums, crosswords, book plots centered on dragons/ghosts/vampires/magic/time travel/faeries, schadenfreude, black & white cookies, ASMR, Disney, cryptids, Jeopardy!, swearing, and Key West.
She’s praying for the same thing we all are. Praise Jesus!
April 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
She’s praying for the same thing we all are. Praise Jesus!
Trump brought a Tranny to the Pope’s funeral?
April 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Trump brought a Tranny to the Pope’s funeral?
Wait. Wait. Why is there going to be a new season of Black Mirror? I’m pretty sure we’re already living in it. #dystopian #blackmirror #sanjunipero
March 18, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Wait. Wait. Why is there going to be a new season of Black Mirror? I’m pretty sure we’re already living in it. #dystopian #blackmirror #sanjunipero
I mean, you need eggs to make cake.
March 10, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I mean, you need eggs to make cake.
“You can’t get mad at the AP for not using your stupid name. The thing you should get mad at the AP about is not using the Oxford comma in their style guide, OK?” - Stephen Colbert. Yesss! Oxford Comma 4-eva!!!! #styleguide #oxfordcomma #grammarnerds #stephencolbertisright
February 18, 2025 at 12:30 PM
“You can’t get mad at the AP for not using your stupid name. The thing you should get mad at the AP about is not using the Oxford comma in their style guide, OK?” - Stephen Colbert. Yesss! Oxford Comma 4-eva!!!! #styleguide #oxfordcomma #grammarnerds #stephencolbertisright
When you’re more comfortable watching Severance with your morning coffee than watching the news. 🙋🏻♀️ #lumonindustries #burningshitintoyoureyeballs #dystopia #myoutiereadsfaerieporn
February 14, 2025 at 12:22 PM
When you’re more comfortable watching Severance with your morning coffee than watching the news. 🙋🏻♀️ #lumonindustries #burningshitintoyoureyeballs #dystopia #myoutiereadsfaerieporn
Maybe if you’re going to complain that a staff member was rude and unprofessional to you, you shouldn’t email me about it in Comic Sans.
January 16, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Maybe if you’re going to complain that a staff member was rude and unprofessional to you, you shouldn’t email me about it in Comic Sans.
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Happy Sunday!!! :)
December 1, 2024 at 3:12 PM
Happy Sunday!!! :)
I got to meet two adorable, sweet, baby cows yesterday, and I was still more interested in the farm dogs. #ialreadydonteatveal #moo #babycows #knowherefarm
December 1, 2024 at 9:04 PM
I got to meet two adorable, sweet, baby cows yesterday, and I was still more interested in the farm dogs. #ialreadydonteatveal #moo #babycows #knowherefarm
I’m almost to the end of When the Moon Hatched and I still can’t decide if I like it or not. It was really slow to get going. Anyone? #booksky #romantasy #dragons #assassinfmc
November 27, 2024 at 6:18 PM
I’m almost to the end of When the Moon Hatched and I still can’t decide if I like it or not. It was really slow to get going. Anyone? #booksky #romantasy #dragons #assassinfmc
A thing of beauty is a joy forever. 😍😍😍
Satire publication The Onion buys Alex Jones' Infowars at auction with help from Sandy Hook families
Families of Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting victims say the satirical news publication The Onion won the bidding for Alex Jones’ Infowars at a bankruptcy auction.
apnews.com
November 14, 2024 at 3:44 PM
A thing of beauty is a joy forever. 😍😍😍
A rainy morning in Key West is still a morning in Key West!
November 12, 2024 at 3:29 PM
A rainy morning in Key West is still a morning in Key West!
I’m having a lovely vacation even though I stepped on a palmetto bug while barefoot and dropped my phone in the toilet.
November 12, 2024 at 4:29 AM
I’m having a lovely vacation even though I stepped on a palmetto bug while barefoot and dropped my phone in the toilet.