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Lori Shemka

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Curiosity, care, and courts. Accepting ownership is accountability. Endless excuses are the alternative.

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Lori Shemka @lorishemka.bsky.social · 6d

From Perplexity:

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Perplexity is a free AI-powered answer engine that provides accurate, trusted, and real-time answers to any question.

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Lori Shemka @lorishemka.bsky.social · 7d

Who knew that Judge Jones would inspire a new form of appellate advocacy?

During a panel discussion, Judge Edith Jones held up a manila folder that she claimed was full of blog posts, tweets, amicus briefs, and other writings of Steve Vladeck that she took issue with.

Reposted by Lori Shemka

Bridge Michigan @bridgemi.com · 7d

10-digit dialing required in Detroit as 679 joins iconic 313 area code

Starting Tuesday, anyone within Detroit’s 313 area code will be required to use 10-digit dialing for all local calls as a new 679 area code is introduced.

Lori Shemka @lorishemka.bsky.social · 8d

Oh no! Glad your symptoms are mild.

Lori Shemka @lorishemka.bsky.social · 8d

Seems like the kitty also prefers right justification. Chaos all around!

a woman in a black and white photo is standing in front of a mirror and saying `` i guess so ... '' .

ALT: a woman in a black and white photo is standing in front of a mirror and saying `` i guess so ... '' .

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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 9d

I don't think it would be possible to overstate Blake's influence on the DNA revolution in criminal justice and the exonerations that followed. He genuinely changed the world for the better.

Rest in peace.

www.nytimes.com/2025/10/01/s...

Edward T. Blake, 80, Dies; Forensic Expert Sparked Innocence Movement

www.nytimes.com

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Matt Cameron @mattcameron.bsky.social · 11d

1/ Today Boston senior federal judge William Young has issued a clarion defense of the 1st Amendment rights of non-citizens which may go down as the most notable decision of his 47-year career. It begins with an unheard-of preface *above the caption* which reproduces a threat he received in chambers

Lori Shemka @lorishemka.bsky.social · 11d

If the government shutdown ends before the business day begins, that business day is not considered a shutdown day. The business day in these courts is Monday-Friday, 8:30 a.m. – 4:30 p.m.

Lori Shemka @lorishemka.bsky.social · 11d

If there's a MI gov't shutdown after midnight tonight, and until further MI Supreme Court order, filing deadlines for the MSC, COA, and Court of Claims may be extended.

Does NOT include statutory deadlines for filing a notice of intent or a complaint in the Court of Claims.

Administrative Order No. 2025-2 – Appellate Courts and Court of Claims Operations During Government Shutdown
Until further order of the Court, if a government shutdown occurs, filing deadlines in the Michigan Supreme Court, Court of Appeals, and Court of Claims will be extended by the same number of days as the government is shut down. For purposes of this order, “filing deadlines” in the Court of Claims do not include statutory deadlines for filing a notice of intent or a complaint. The extension of filing deadlines applies to any document required to be filed with the court in order to preserve or facilitate a case or an appeal. If the government shutdown ends before the business day begins, that business day is not considered a shutdown day. The business day in these courts is Monday-Friday, 8:30 a.m. – 4:30 p.m.

Lori Shemka @lorishemka.bsky.social · 11d

A sign a generational differences, perhaps. The probation officer told the defendant at his first report that she preferred contact via her work-issued cell phone instead of email. So he texted as told.

TBH, I would think it would be easier to manage probation contacts info via email (folders).

Lori Shemka @lorishemka.bsky.social · 11d

Link to opinion: www.courts.michigan.gov/4a8185/sitea...

www.courts.michigan.gov

Lori Shemka @lorishemka.bsky.social · 11d

In a published op, the MI COA reverses aggravated-stalking & computer-crime convictions tied to probation-related texting to PO. Court applies a role-specific “reasonable person” lens (probation agent) & finds no significant emotional distress on these facts. Predicate fails → computer-crime falls.

Highlighted excerpts from court opinion:
Defendant’s texts largely pertained to his employment, housing, a probation monitoring fee, suspected criminal activity that he witnessed, and someone posting information about him on social media.

the communications in question did not contain inappropriate or disturbing language, arise in the aftermath of domestic violence, violate a PPO, or follow a lengthy period of harassment.

none of defendant’s messages were threatening.

defendant’s text messages were all sent to Myers’s work-issued cell phone, he did not physically approach or follow her, and he did not contact her on a personal device or over social media.

Nor do we think that the sheer number, frequency, and length of defendant’s messages would cause a reasonable person in Myers’s position “significant mental suffering or distress” under MCL 750.411i(1)(c). Although defendant did send Myers a large number of lengthy text messages, under the circumstances we are unpersuaded that this is sufficient to sustain defendant’s conviction.

all of the texts defendant sent to Myers were related to her supervision of defendant and lasted only a few days, from April 22 until April 26. On April 26, Myers met with Chitwood, it was decided that Myers would block defendant’s number and defendant’s supervision would be transferred to another probation agent, and the contacts ended at that time.

Lori Shemka @lorishemka.bsky.social · 12d

Diligent background reporting by @bridgemi.com 👇

Bridge Michigan @bridgemi.com · 12d

Michigan church shooting: Gunman was former Marine, Iraq veteran, hunter

Police have not released a motive about the gunman, who was shot and killed by police. Online records indicate he’s a former Marine whose father was ‘very proud’ of his service.

Lori Shemka @lorishemka.bsky.social · 13d

His assumption sure doesn’t match my experience prosecuting retail cashiers for embezzlement.

There was always video. And the stores made sure the employees knew about the cameras during new-hire onboarding.

The known surveillance was not a 100% deterrent to crime.

Lori Shemka @lorishemka.bsky.social · 13d

Any chance that these are orders when a court had to address a party’s misuse of AI-generated citations and included the party’s bad cites?

In my mind, the Westlaw disclaimer makes sense for that context.

Lori Shemka @lorishemka.bsky.social · 15d

My first post was on the federal district courts. Looks like it’s appeared a few times in the federal circuit as well.

www.courtlistener.com?q=%22Unless%...

Search Results for Courts: 14 › Query: "Unless otherwise noted, internal quotation marks," — 5 Results — CourtListener.com

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Lori Shemka @lorishemka.bsky.social · 15d

I've seen this before. A search of courtlistener.com filings show some have picked up the practice.

(Sorry for the ugly search results link.)

www.courtlistener.com?type=r&q=%22...

Search Results for Courts: 94 › Query: "Unless otherwise noted, internal quotation marks," — 89 Results — CourtListener.com

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Lori Shemka @lorishemka.bsky.social · 15d

@carlcecere.bsky.social, if you prompt the same question to Perplexity, the response includes “dicta” you might get a chuckle from. 🚵‍♂️🚴🚵‍♀️

Separately, terms like “monkey butt” refer to a common condition among athletes—especially cyclists and runners—describing skin chafing, redness, or rash on the buttocks caused by sweat and friction during prolonged activity. This non-offensive meaning is entirely unrelated to the derogatory usage.

Lori Shemka @lorishemka.bsky.social · 16d

Agree that it was unnecessary and it’s distracting from the court's **significant** cleanup of the district court judge's rulings.

Lori Shemka @lorishemka.bsky.social · 16d

The lead opinion channeled you, I think, in footnote 5.

[To me, the entire opinion is worth a study for its cleanup work of the district court judge's rulings.]

The concurrence cites a ChatGPT inquiry asking, “What does monkey ass mean?” Conc. op. at 22.
ChatGPT functions as a consolidator of information, synthesizing patterns from a vast body of text, but it does not
independently verify the accuracy of any material or its unknown sources. The information provided in the
concurrence’s permalink to Urban Dictionary speaks for itself.

Lori Shemka @lorishemka.bsky.social · 16d

Outcome is not a monetary or penal sanction. Instead, “[t]he Court strikes the second amended complaint from the register of actions. The entire action is dismissed with prejudice.”

Lori Shemka @lorishemka.bsky.social · 16d

h/t to Judge Schlegel for drawing attention to this trial court ruling where self-represented plaintiffs submitted deepfake videos and altered images in support of their motion for summary judgment.

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Lori Shemka @lorishemka.bsky.social · 17d

Had something similar happen last year. Took several days of dehumidifiers and fans to get the wall/ceiling moisture levels down to the point when repairs could begin. No fun.

Lori Shemka @lorishemka.bsky.social · 17d

Pink Floyd v. Board of Education

Jennifer Romig @jennifermromig.bsky.social · 17d

Ruin a band with law

Alicia West Keys

Eric Boo-erg 👻 @lawliberg.bsky.social · 18d

Ruin a band with law

FOIA Fighters

Lori Shemka @lorishemka.bsky.social · 17d

Cc: @peterorlowicz.bsky.social!