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lor gislason
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(giz·luh·sn) 34 • they/he goop lord • 🇨🇦
Autistic 🪱 I BELIEVE IN SLIME 💚
wrote INSIDE OUT, edited BOUND IN FLESH
See also FLESH OF THE SEA, LIL GUTS
SOON - COSMIC DYKE PATROL
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New pinned who dis!! I'm Lor (they/he) and I write silly gross gay stuff. I also talk about games and my cat Pierogi Platter a lot!! lormaggot.ca
Oh gosh thank you!! It's a bit more forgiving than pastry decorating thank goodness haha
January 11, 2026 at 3:31 PM
My friend doesn't have a blusky so I can post a WIP of this pattern I'm working on as a gift for them in between projects hehehehoho
Forgive the cat hair it's an endless battle
January 11, 2026 at 8:57 AM
Excellent cookie choice 👌
January 11, 2026 at 8:55 AM
genuinely i have no idea what happened but its EXTREMELY funny
January 10, 2026 at 10:24 PM
youre right hold on
January 10, 2026 at 7:25 PM
ONE MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
After a couple of unexpected delays, COSMIC DYKE PATROL will finally hit bookshelves February 10. Think GHOSTBUSTERS if the ghostbusters were all fucking each other. Written by Lor Gislason. Cover by Val Hal. Pre-order here: ghoulish.rip/product/cosm...

@lormaggot.ca @valhal.bsky.social
January 10, 2026 at 7:22 PM
its my fave game of all time and i WILL bring it up when ever possible
January 10, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Introducing myself with 4 games!!
January 9, 2026 at 8:45 AM
Genuinely I think my baby tooth just said fuck this after 35 years and is finally done with this shit
January 9, 2026 at 4:09 AM
My filling fell out so I have just this exposed tooth pulp stuff I'm having a weird week
January 9, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Mad scientists don't even have weird experiments in tubes of green liquid anymore. What's the point
January 9, 2026 at 4:03 AM
My COVID thing was writing but I've been so creatively burnt out, sewing seems to be helping!
January 9, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Fitting meme from my fave streamer youtu.be/_UumiQbcU7A?...
Vinny - Roche's VA sent Vinny a message
YouTube video by Vinesauce: Twitch Clips
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January 9, 2026 at 3:57 AM
My pockets always contain spare tissues, random thread bits and bits of lint I pick up like oh I'll throw this out later
January 8, 2026 at 5:03 AM
I am entering my grandlor era at 35
January 8, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Fuckkkk I messed up my embroidery
The humble stitch ripper: 😏
January 8, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Here's the back fwiw lol
January 3, 2026 at 6:07 AM
I get hand pain too but it's more from holding a pencil/that kind of action? I used to also make friendship bracelets and that's tying thousands of knots bdjdkd. I ran an Etsy shop for a few years but it was a lot of work!!
January 3, 2026 at 5:49 AM
Me: I'm more interested in the maggot than the guy really
Bub: that's going on your gravestone
January 3, 2026 at 5:47 AM
This is a half stitch kit (so like cross stitch is an x half stitch is / ). There's def some precision involved !! But there's lots of easier crafts to do. They make big plastic needles which could also be easier for you to use. Latch hooking might be doable too!
January 3, 2026 at 5:41 AM
I've been sewing several hours a day for a month now to stay sane anyway highly recommended
January 3, 2026 at 5:08 AM
You're right I needed to hear this
January 2, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Reposted by lor gislason
As I have for the last few years, my new year's goals remain:
READ MORE BOOKS
WATCH MORE MOVIES
HAVE FUN

Last year I read about 40 books and watched 160 movies. Some years are more, some much less. That's where the third goal comes in. If it's fun then you're doing it right
December 30, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Thank you Jeff, you're always such a sweetheart 😘
January 1, 2026 at 10:35 AM
Reposted by lor gislason
Where's everyone going? 2026?
December 31, 2025 at 11:00 PM