Loser, bored.
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The nine most comforting words in the English language are "I am from ICE now show me your papers."
January 29, 2026 at 9:34 PM
The nine most comforting words in the English language are "I am from ICE now show me your papers."
Guys come on just give the uh... Immigration Cops? your citizens' vote ballots and this can all go away.
January 29, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Guys come on just give the uh... Immigration Cops? your citizens' vote ballots and this can all go away.
7? 8? states audited by the cyberest R ninjas, incl GA, all proved clean election.
T pardons GA Rs who breached ballot data AFTER the election (fake electors, R chair Cathy Latham).
Trump lost by 74 EC votes. GA=16.
Watch them challenge 2020 for the 10th time bc 2 diff ppl named Joe Johnson voted.
T pardons GA Rs who breached ballot data AFTER the election (fake electors, R chair Cathy Latham).
Trump lost by 74 EC votes. GA=16.
Watch them challenge 2020 for the 10th time bc 2 diff ppl named Joe Johnson voted.
January 29, 2026 at 2:23 PM
7? 8? states audited by the cyberest R ninjas, incl GA, all proved clean election.
T pardons GA Rs who breached ballot data AFTER the election (fake electors, R chair Cathy Latham).
Trump lost by 74 EC votes. GA=16.
Watch them challenge 2020 for the 10th time bc 2 diff ppl named Joe Johnson voted.
T pardons GA Rs who breached ballot data AFTER the election (fake electors, R chair Cathy Latham).
Trump lost by 74 EC votes. GA=16.
Watch them challenge 2020 for the 10th time bc 2 diff ppl named Joe Johnson voted.
It's been a whole day since FBI seized 2020 ballots in Georgia.
Why hasn't Kristi Noem held a press conf yet to declare the 2020 election a domestic terrorist?
Why hasn't Kristi Noem held a press conf yet to declare the 2020 election a domestic terrorist?
January 29, 2026 at 1:56 PM
It's been a whole day since FBI seized 2020 ballots in Georgia.
Why hasn't Kristi Noem held a press conf yet to declare the 2020 election a domestic terrorist?
Why hasn't Kristi Noem held a press conf yet to declare the 2020 election a domestic terrorist?
I'd tell my gadsden boys what they warned is here - masked secret police took lawful arms from a citizen then executed in the streets, but I'm sure they'd say 'but that's Minneapolis - it's like miles away'
January 29, 2026 at 1:26 PM
I'd tell my gadsden boys what they warned is here - masked secret police took lawful arms from a citizen then executed in the streets, but I'm sure they'd say 'but that's Minneapolis - it's like miles away'
While masked ICE use face pics to fill palantir databases with subversive moms, it's amazing the best gotcha conspiracy they have is: "WHO PAID FOR YOUR WHISTLE???"
January 29, 2026 at 12:14 AM
While masked ICE use face pics to fill palantir databases with subversive moms, it's amazing the best gotcha conspiracy they have is: "WHO PAID FOR YOUR WHISTLE???"
I have unwavering faith in Miller's leadership of DHS' Noem, but I strongly question the advice he is getting from Beelzebub and Asmodeus.
January 28, 2026 at 1:16 AM
I have unwavering faith in Miller's leadership of DHS' Noem, but I strongly question the advice he is getting from Beelzebub and Asmodeus.
You're all gonna be so embarrassed when you learn Kash was talking to a tiny Rick Moranis on the tip of his nose this whole time.
January 28, 2026 at 12:58 AM
You're all gonna be so embarrassed when you learn Kash was talking to a tiny Rick Moranis on the tip of his nose this whole time.
As an ICE Agent, it really Fucks my Feelings when you say mean things like 'You suck!' and 'Go home!' or 'Get out of here!'
It's almost enough to make me put down this infant, come over there, and shoot you 10 times in the back.
It's almost enough to make me put down this infant, come over there, and shoot you 10 times in the back.
January 27, 2026 at 3:14 PM
As an ICE Agent, it really Fucks my Feelings when you say mean things like 'You suck!' and 'Go home!' or 'Get out of here!'
It's almost enough to make me put down this infant, come over there, and shoot you 10 times in the back.
It's almost enough to make me put down this infant, come over there, and shoot you 10 times in the back.
I look forward to the day Noem defends herself at the hearings by claiming she was 'just giving the orders'.
January 27, 2026 at 12:26 AM
I look forward to the day Noem defends herself at the hearings by claiming she was 'just giving the orders'.
When all of this is over, I hope people remember it was Donald J Trump who finally put the concept of an end to the President's brutal failure of a war on American Cities.
January 26, 2026 at 11:58 PM
When all of this is over, I hope people remember it was Donald J Trump who finally put the concept of an end to the President's brutal failure of a war on American Cities.
With everyone so focused on the Minneapolis Massacre phase of their 'Immigration' orders, we're not giving ICE enough credit for Customs Enforcement.
Tea Tariffs don't collect themselves, you know.
Tea Tariffs don't collect themselves, you know.
January 26, 2026 at 4:05 PM
With everyone so focused on the Minneapolis Massacre phase of their 'Immigration' orders, we're not giving ICE enough credit for Customs Enforcement.
Tea Tariffs don't collect themselves, you know.
Tea Tariffs don't collect themselves, you know.
I'm not misunderremembering, it was always "Epstain"
November 13, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I'm not misunderremembering, it was always "Epstain"
Thank you for your service Mister President! REAL America salutes you!
November 11, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Thank you for your service Mister President! REAL America salutes you!
OMG wouldnt it be HILARIOUS if 47+ put like an actual THRONE in his big ballroom? Then he just sat napping in his throneroom and you'd like kneel-crawl 2 beg as he pardoned any who do crimes 4 him? And do war on cities? And defund everything your congress passed? Wouldn't that totally own the libs?
November 10, 2025 at 2:24 PM
OMG wouldnt it be HILARIOUS if 47+ put like an actual THRONE in his big ballroom? Then he just sat napping in his throneroom and you'd like kneel-crawl 2 beg as he pardoned any who do crimes 4 him? And do war on cities? And defund everything your congress passed? Wouldn't that totally own the libs?
November 9, 2025 at 7:51 PM
November 9, 2025 at 2:43 PM
The Market Has Spoken. Mamdani's mamdate is clear.
November 5, 2025 at 3:01 PM
The Market Has Spoken. Mamdani's mamdate is clear.
November 2, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Keep the concrete wet - maybe you can "bury" another filebox full of "wives". Catch my drift? Know what I mean? Nudge nudge, say no more, say no more.
loserbored.com#Dancing-Queen
loserbored.com#Dancing-Queen
November 2, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Keep the concrete wet - maybe you can "bury" another filebox full of "wives". Catch my drift? Know what I mean? Nudge nudge, say no more, say no more.
loserbored.com#Dancing-Queen
loserbored.com#Dancing-Queen
Just remember - it's "ALL HALLOWS' EVE" not "Happy Hallowdays"
October 31, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Just remember - it's "ALL HALLOWS' EVE" not "Happy Hallowdays"
We've replaced Americans' imported Argentinian Beef with Folgers Soy Burgers - let's see if they notice.
October 28, 2025 at 1:52 AM
We've replaced Americans' imported Argentinian Beef with Folgers Soy Burgers - let's see if they notice.
The Emperor has no close.
October 24, 2025 at 12:03 PM
The Emperor has no close.
It started with a simple dream... a dream of arresting 50,000 Democrats.
loserbored.com#Mass-Deporta...
loserbored.com#Mass-Deporta...
October 23, 2025 at 11:32 AM
It started with a simple dream... a dream of arresting 50,000 Democrats.
loserbored.com#Mass-Deporta...
loserbored.com#Mass-Deporta...
TEN Benghazi investigations TOTALLY EXONERATED Hillary - shouldn't she get at least as much?
loserbored.com#DOJackpot
loserbored.com#DOJackpot
October 21, 2025 at 10:56 PM
TEN Benghazi investigations TOTALLY EXONERATED Hillary - shouldn't she get at least as much?
loserbored.com#DOJackpot
loserbored.com#DOJackpot