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Elena
@lotsofelena.bsky.social
· Nov 20
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I was compared to a Jack Russel Terrier this morning because I am apparently like a non-stop barking terrier when I get upset. 🤔
November 9, 2025 at 8:58 AM
I was compared to a Jack Russel Terrier this morning because I am apparently like a non-stop barking terrier when I get upset. 🤔
Somebody needs to show them the scores from Union Berlin-Bayern and #elplastico Hoffenheim-Leipzig for some extra effort! #HSVBVB
November 8, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Somebody needs to show them the scores from Union Berlin-Bayern and #elplastico Hoffenheim-Leipzig for some extra effort! #HSVBVB
Olivia Rodrigo and Billie Eilish are the only pop singers I would like to see live. Good people, great voices and unique music.
November 8, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Olivia Rodrigo and Billie Eilish are the only pop singers I would like to see live. Good people, great voices and unique music.
The fact that the U.S. military now recommends German welfare programs for their soldiers in Germany, simply because of their stupid government shutdown and them not paying their soldiers their salary is beyond ridiculous.
November 8, 2025 at 10:34 AM
The fact that the U.S. military now recommends German welfare programs for their soldiers in Germany, simply because of their stupid government shutdown and them not paying their soldiers their salary is beyond ridiculous.
Is it normal that after 6 years I could still cry when watching videos of San Francisco because I still miss it so much? 🥹🌉 today it was this one vm.tiktok.com/ZNdwDNoQ1/
TikTok - Make Your Day
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November 7, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Is it normal that after 6 years I could still cry when watching videos of San Francisco because I still miss it so much? 🥹🌉 today it was this one vm.tiktok.com/ZNdwDNoQ1/
My trust in the Deutsche Bahn is non-existent. I don’t even believe their excuses anymore, it doesn’t add up. Every train delayed (not by much but you will miss your connection and they don’t count anything below 9 minutes as a delay). Platforms are crowded, we probably just enjoy hanging out here🤷🏼♀️
November 5, 2025 at 4:03 PM
My trust in the Deutsche Bahn is non-existent. I don’t even believe their excuses anymore, it doesn’t add up. Every train delayed (not by much but you will miss your connection and they don’t count anything below 9 minutes as a delay). Platforms are crowded, we probably just enjoy hanging out here🤷🏼♀️
Yeah nice but these are all blue states anyways and I doubt they can win any of the red states with information being withheld from them. They‘re too deep in their cult and, at this point, not open for any fact-based discussion.
November 5, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Yeah nice but these are all blue states anyways and I doubt they can win any of the red states with information being withheld from them. They‘re too deep in their cult and, at this point, not open for any fact-based discussion.
You don’t have to like Liverpool, but when Vinicius Jr. plays for the opponent, you definitely want Liverpool to win.
November 4, 2025 at 9:23 PM
You don’t have to like Liverpool, but when Vinicius Jr. plays for the opponent, you definitely want Liverpool to win.
I call my ChatGPT Chatty and she‘s obviously a girl/woman because she‘s smart. I think that really shows my feminist core. 😄
November 4, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I call my ChatGPT Chatty and she‘s obviously a girl/woman because she‘s smart. I think that really shows my feminist core. 😄
Just wanted to let y‘all know that I finally agree on the sexiest man alive choice. 😄
November 4, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Just wanted to let y‘all know that I finally agree on the sexiest man alive choice. 😄
The fact that an amazing viral tiktok hairdresser lives 10minutes from me in my small city but I would never be able to get an appointment since she‘s fully booked until the unforeseeable future… DISAPPOINTING. She recently did Bill Kaulitz‘ hair, people come from Switzerland to her salon.
November 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
The fact that an amazing viral tiktok hairdresser lives 10minutes from me in my small city but I would never be able to get an appointment since she‘s fully booked until the unforeseeable future… DISAPPOINTING. She recently did Bill Kaulitz‘ hair, people come from Switzerland to her salon.
Es macht mir wirklich wahnsinnig viel Spaß, Spielzeug und Bücher für Kinder auszuwählen. Das ist ein bisschen wie die Erfüllung des eigenen Wunschzettels früher. 😄
November 2, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Es macht mir wirklich wahnsinnig viel Spaß, Spielzeug und Bücher für Kinder auszuwählen. Das ist ein bisschen wie die Erfüllung des eigenen Wunschzettels früher. 😄
Julian Ryerson somehow has the Berlin look. He looks like he regularly attends techno parties. 😅
November 2, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Julian Ryerson somehow has the Berlin look. He looks like he regularly attends techno parties. 😅
I‘m ready for Christmas markets and Glühwein! November, January and February are such useless months.
November 1, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I‘m ready for Christmas markets and Glühwein! November, January and February are such useless months.
When it finally pays off to speak German, English and Spanish. 😄 Very special song and it could be on the Wednesday soundtrack. #rosalía #berghain spotify.link/cBxUCAzHTXb
Berghain
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October 30, 2025 at 9:42 PM
When it finally pays off to speak German, English and Spanish. 😄 Very special song and it could be on the Wednesday soundtrack. #rosalía #berghain spotify.link/cBxUCAzHTXb
The fact I‘ve already chosen a small town I want to retire in. 😂 Don’t know anyone in that town but I‘ve passed it several times during my commute. It looks so peaceful + aesthetically pleasing and it‘s not too far from friends and family.
October 27, 2025 at 8:05 AM
The fact I‘ve already chosen a small town I want to retire in. 😂 Don’t know anyone in that town but I‘ve passed it several times during my commute. It looks so peaceful + aesthetically pleasing and it‘s not too far from friends and family.
1/5 mehr Abschiebungen in diesem Jahr liest sich aus rechter Sicht erstmal ganz hervorragend. Allerdings wurden die meisten Menschen in die Türkei und Georgien abgeschoben, davon 1/5 Kinder. Ist das die angestrebte Zielgruppe der AfD-Wähler? 🙈
October 27, 2025 at 6:23 AM
1/5 mehr Abschiebungen in diesem Jahr liest sich aus rechter Sicht erstmal ganz hervorragend. Allerdings wurden die meisten Menschen in die Türkei und Georgien abgeschoben, davon 1/5 Kinder. Ist das die angestrebte Zielgruppe der AfD-Wähler? 🙈
Ich weiß nicht, wie Merz‘ Töchter wirklich heißen, aber ich nenne sie seit seiner Amtseinführung konsequent Adelheid und Brunhilde, weil sie genau diesen Vibe verbreiten. 😅
October 26, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Ich weiß nicht, wie Merz‘ Töchter wirklich heißen, aber ich nenne sie seit seiner Amtseinführung konsequent Adelheid und Brunhilde, weil sie genau diesen Vibe verbreiten. 😅
My parents chose the right godfather for me. He‘s 1. FC Köln fan. 🐝🐐 The other options would have been Gladbach or Schalke! 😖
October 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
My parents chose the right godfather for me. He‘s 1. FC Köln fan. 🐝🐐 The other options would have been Gladbach or Schalke! 😖
Einfach Karl-Josef Laumann am Busbahnhof in Ibbenbüren getroffen als er auf den Bus gewartet hat. Das kam so überraschend, dass ich ihn nur am NRW-Aktenordner identifizieren konnte. 😄
October 24, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Einfach Karl-Josef Laumann am Busbahnhof in Ibbenbüren getroffen als er auf den Bus gewartet hat. Das kam so überraschend, dass ich ihn nur am NRW-Aktenordner identifizieren konnte. 😄
One thing I really don’t linke about Münster is that the town is too woke to sell CocaCola drinks. They sell Proviant (which tastes terrible) or FritzKola (which is mid). I don’t mind substituting the big companies but taste is still more important. 😅
October 24, 2025 at 6:51 AM
One thing I really don’t linke about Münster is that the town is too woke to sell CocaCola drinks. They sell Proviant (which tastes terrible) or FritzKola (which is mid). I don’t mind substituting the big companies but taste is still more important. 😅