Jack Hurley
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Purveyor of coastal slander. No gift for jobbery. Not the best but always in demand.
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Here’s a very niche rail beef for you: See the seconds pulsing on the time there? They’re not actually seconds. It pulses 40 times in a minute. It’s an absolute scandal.
November 25, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Here’s a very niche rail beef for you: See the seconds pulsing on the time there? They’re not actually seconds. It pulses 40 times in a minute. It’s an absolute scandal.
It’s mad to think back to the absolute stranglehold the Black Eyes Peas had on this country. Like a solid three years of full-spectrum BEP without a moment’s respite. Unfathomable.
November 23, 2025 at 5:46 PM
It’s mad to think back to the absolute stranglehold the Black Eyes Peas had on this country. Like a solid three years of full-spectrum BEP without a moment’s respite. Unfathomable.
The roof
The roof
The roof is on fire
We do actually really need some water
In order to stop it burning
The roof
The roof is on fire
We do actually really need some water
In order to stop it burning
November 22, 2025 at 11:02 PM
The roof
The roof
The roof is on fire
We do actually really need some water
In order to stop it burning
The roof
The roof is on fire
We do actually really need some water
In order to stop it burning
Do you think there’s a market for personalised Epstein Files? Perfect crimbo gift innit.
November 20, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Do you think there’s a market for personalised Epstein Files? Perfect crimbo gift innit.
Ok, this looks juicy www.politicshome.com/news/article...
The Home Office Secretly Funded A Boyband To Sing Songs About 7/7 In Muslim Areas
Exclusive: A secretive Home Office department funded a little-known boyband to travel around Muslim areas of the UK and sing songs with anti-radica...
www.politicshome.com
November 20, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Ok, this looks juicy www.politicshome.com/news/article...
Why is he showing her a slice of ham he’s wiped his bum with?
November 19, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Why is he showing her a slice of ham he’s wiped his bum with?
A couple that I could see weirdly working:
Dave Mustaine and Liz Truss
Dave Mustaine and Liz Truss
November 16, 2025 at 10:10 PM
A couple that I could see weirdly working:
Dave Mustaine and Liz Truss
Dave Mustaine and Liz Truss
In an alternate timeline, you’re abandoned as a child and adopted by Hall and Oates (who are a couple in this world). They are divorcing and the judge lets you decide who gets custody. Are you Halling or are you Oatesing?
November 16, 2025 at 9:52 PM
In an alternate timeline, you’re abandoned as a child and adopted by Hall and Oates (who are a couple in this world). They are divorcing and the judge lets you decide who gets custody. Are you Halling or are you Oatesing?
Mad how I’ve been told my whole life how the US Constitution is this semi-mystical forcefield that’s so chock full of guardrails and failsafes that nothing bad can ever happen.
Turns out that it’s really just an idea that doesn’t work if people simply ignore it.
Turns out that it’s really just an idea that doesn’t work if people simply ignore it.
November 15, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Mad how I’ve been told my whole life how the US Constitution is this semi-mystical forcefield that’s so chock full of guardrails and failsafes that nothing bad can ever happen.
Turns out that it’s really just an idea that doesn’t work if people simply ignore it.
Turns out that it’s really just an idea that doesn’t work if people simply ignore it.
Every time I tell someone that I can’t get my head around how heat pumps, they always tell me that it’s really simple as it’s a reverse fridge and then I have to pretend like I know how a fridge works.
November 14, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Every time I tell someone that I can’t get my head around how heat pumps, they always tell me that it’s really simple as it’s a reverse fridge and then I have to pretend like I know how a fridge works.
A tenner says warheads on foreheads in Venezuela before the month is out
November 14, 2025 at 9:55 AM
A tenner says warheads on foreheads in Venezuela before the month is out
I think it’s time we brought the roflcopter back. Enough time has passed.
November 13, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I think it’s time we brought the roflcopter back. Enough time has passed.
Yesterday my daughter asked if the dog is a furry and I have to admit that it’s messed with my head a bit
November 13, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Yesterday my daughter asked if the dog is a furry and I have to admit that it’s messed with my head a bit
Been reading the latest RUSI report on Ukraine and it’s proper grim. Full-on Mad Max/Cyberpunk crossover with a bit of WWI thrown in for good measure.
www.rusi.org/explore-our-...
www.rusi.org/explore-our-...
November 12, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Been reading the latest RUSI report on Ukraine and it’s proper grim. Full-on Mad Max/Cyberpunk crossover with a bit of WWI thrown in for good measure.
www.rusi.org/explore-our-...
www.rusi.org/explore-our-...
Just ordered a second run of Rubbish Seaside books so that you lot don’t cry yourself to sleep this crimbo loudribs.com/product/the-...
The Rubbish Seaside Book - Loudribs.com
Finally! After a million false starts, dashed hopes and the small matter of a global pandemic, the Rubbish Seaside book is finally here and an actual thing! Weighing in at a hefty 56 pages and in gi...
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November 11, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Just ordered a second run of Rubbish Seaside books so that you lot don’t cry yourself to sleep this crimbo loudribs.com/product/the-...
Finally realised that I’m basically my dog’s roadie
November 9, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Finally realised that I’m basically my dog’s roadie
We’re off to see 4AM Kru tonight and genuinely unsure if we’ll be nicely anonymous in a sea of BBC6 Dads or a right pair of lemons who look like they’ve escaped from a care home.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=JTqQ...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=JTqQ...
Just Saw Johnny - 4am Kru
YouTube video by 4am Kru
m.youtube.com
November 8, 2025 at 6:21 PM
We’re off to see 4AM Kru tonight and genuinely unsure if we’ll be nicely anonymous in a sea of BBC6 Dads or a right pair of lemons who look like they’ve escaped from a care home.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=JTqQ...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=JTqQ...
Turn to Stone > Mr Blue Sky
November 7, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Turn to Stone > Mr Blue Sky
Saw someone strutting through town today, ostentatiously swigging Perrier straight out of a litre bottle. Very aggressive act - white cider is appropriate on Briggate, NOT Perrier.
November 6, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Saw someone strutting through town today, ostentatiously swigging Perrier straight out of a litre bottle. Very aggressive act - white cider is appropriate on Briggate, NOT Perrier.
I am seeing a lot of yoot in Type-O Negative shirts at the mo. Was not expecting that lot to get a second wind.
November 6, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I am seeing a lot of yoot in Type-O Negative shirts at the mo. Was not expecting that lot to get a second wind.
If - like me - your musical life is basically an unending and largely unsuccessful quest to find something decently Blue Album-ish, then you could do a lot worse than these guys m.youtube.com/watch?v=FHvC...
Last Day on Earth
YouTube video by Slumped - Topic
m.youtube.com
November 2, 2025 at 5:58 PM
If - like me - your musical life is basically an unending and largely unsuccessful quest to find something decently Blue Album-ish, then you could do a lot worse than these guys m.youtube.com/watch?v=FHvC...
Which is the more aggressively effective a cappella earworm?
Suzanne Vega’s Tom’s Diner
or
Shanice’s I Love Your Smile?
Suzanne Vega’s Tom’s Diner
or
Shanice’s I Love Your Smile?
November 1, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Which is the more aggressively effective a cappella earworm?
Suzanne Vega’s Tom’s Diner
or
Shanice’s I Love Your Smile?
Suzanne Vega’s Tom’s Diner
or
Shanice’s I Love Your Smile?
DYSTOPIAN SCI-FI IDEA
Totalitarian society where everyone must share the same birthday. Born outside of that day? Into the bin with you.
Whole population fixated on timing everything *just right*. Materno wards deserted apart from one day a year. Dr’s rich AF from date-falsifying backhanders.
Totalitarian society where everyone must share the same birthday. Born outside of that day? Into the bin with you.
Whole population fixated on timing everything *just right*. Materno wards deserted apart from one day a year. Dr’s rich AF from date-falsifying backhanders.
October 31, 2025 at 2:58 PM
DYSTOPIAN SCI-FI IDEA
Totalitarian society where everyone must share the same birthday. Born outside of that day? Into the bin with you.
Whole population fixated on timing everything *just right*. Materno wards deserted apart from one day a year. Dr’s rich AF from date-falsifying backhanders.
Totalitarian society where everyone must share the same birthday. Born outside of that day? Into the bin with you.
Whole population fixated on timing everything *just right*. Materno wards deserted apart from one day a year. Dr’s rich AF from date-falsifying backhanders.
After a minor hiatus, I am back on my Field Marshal Alanbrooke bullshit. Sept-Nov 1942 now in-thread.
To save you the not-insignificant task of reading Field Marshall Lord Alanbrooke’s War Diaries, I shall be Cliffs noting them as I go along.
Sept - Nov 1939 are as follows:
Sept - Nov 1939 are as follows:
October 29, 2025 at 7:59 PM
After a minor hiatus, I am back on my Field Marshal Alanbrooke bullshit. Sept-Nov 1942 now in-thread.
In 1994, I won a compo where the prize was a trip to the D-Day beaches with a bunch of other Year 9s.
One of of the lads was a proper bellend. We were both mundo grunge but he spent the whole time having a pop at how I’d never heard of Blind Melon.
Well I’m listening to them now and they’re SHIT.
One of of the lads was a proper bellend. We were both mundo grunge but he spent the whole time having a pop at how I’d never heard of Blind Melon.
Well I’m listening to them now and they’re SHIT.
October 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
In 1994, I won a compo where the prize was a trip to the D-Day beaches with a bunch of other Year 9s.
One of of the lads was a proper bellend. We were both mundo grunge but he spent the whole time having a pop at how I’d never heard of Blind Melon.
Well I’m listening to them now and they’re SHIT.
One of of the lads was a proper bellend. We were both mundo grunge but he spent the whole time having a pop at how I’d never heard of Blind Melon.
Well I’m listening to them now and they’re SHIT.