Mr Somewhere
@lovesubzero.bsky.social
Gay man, late 50s, South East of England 🇬🇧🇪🇺🏳️🌈
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Mr Somewhere
@lovesubzero.bsky.social
· Aug 17
Blurred selfie taken whilst walking the dogs in the woods.
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‘twas the #fcf before christmas…so i wore red and white 🎅🏻 #fatcockfriday
December 19, 2025 at 2:04 PM
‘twas the #fcf before christmas…so i wore red and white 🎅🏻 #fatcockfriday
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December 13, 2024 at 9:54 AM
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Mesh Monday! Morning folks. Let’s slide into the 25th with clam and kindness.
December 22, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Mesh Monday! Morning folks. Let’s slide into the 25th with clam and kindness.
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I don’t remember much about last night’s employee party, but I’m told the perv boss had me do a Winter Solstice dance at midnight…
#bluecollar #strip #naked #dancer #cock #dick #daddy #dad #dilf #firepit #exhib #gay #bi #str8 #curious #party #horny #perv #nudist #gaycock #gaydick #gaysex #heyjesse🎅🏻
#bluecollar #strip #naked #dancer #cock #dick #daddy #dad #dilf #firepit #exhib #gay #bi #str8 #curious #party #horny #perv #nudist #gaycock #gaydick #gaysex #heyjesse🎅🏻
December 21, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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I got snapped hanging some balls on the tree!
Thank you @leondebear.bsky.social for finishing it off 😉😈🎄
Thank you @leondebear.bsky.social for finishing it off 😉😈🎄
December 21, 2025 at 8:10 AM
I got snapped hanging some balls on the tree!
Thank you @leondebear.bsky.social for finishing it off 😉😈🎄
Thank you @leondebear.bsky.social for finishing it off 😉😈🎄
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ready and waiting for tou to come and fuck my ass this morning 😈
December 21, 2025 at 8:12 AM
ready and waiting for tou to come and fuck my ass this morning 😈
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Apologies! Run club this morning and dad’s been jet washing the patio with an early Christmas gift. But I’ve just wrapped up one you your gifts. Want to open it up?
December 20, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Apologies! Run club this morning and dad’s been jet washing the patio with an early Christmas gift. But I’ve just wrapped up one you your gifts. Want to open it up?
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December 19, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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A work buddy was in a really good mood today, so I took a chance when he asked, “what even is a Yule log anyway?” 😏
#bluecollar #fcf #fatcockfriday #fatcock #thickdick #strip #stroke #boner #hardon #nsfw #yulelog #daddy #dad #dilf #gay #bi #str8 #curious #batebro #mushroomhead #horny #gaysex #jesse
#bluecollar #fcf #fatcockfriday #fatcock #thickdick #strip #stroke #boner #hardon #nsfw #yulelog #daddy #dad #dilf #gay #bi #str8 #curious #batebro #mushroomhead #horny #gaysex #jesse
December 19, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Back to what my ass can do…
December 20, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Back to what my ass can do…
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Happy Friday folks. Hope the sun is shining where you are or let this brighten up you day a little. 😉
December 19, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Happy Friday folks. Hope the sun is shining where you are or let this brighten up you day a little. 😉
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No work tomorrow 😮💨 🤓
December 19, 2025 at 2:35 AM
No work tomorrow 😮💨 🤓
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December 18, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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Room for one more
December 17, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Room for one more
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Grab my balls and go to Pound town then turn around and get ready to get a deep breeding, filling you full💦
October 14, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Grab my balls and go to Pound town then turn around and get ready to get a deep breeding, filling you full💦
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Back home from gym and horny,...
December 16, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Back home from gym and horny,...
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Did you know your bro was hiding this much girth under his grey sweatpants?
December 15, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Did you know your bro was hiding this much girth under his grey sweatpants?
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Cest parti pour une nouvelle semaine #mcm #monochrome
December 15, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Cest parti pour une nouvelle semaine #mcm #monochrome
