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Ross Raszewski @lraszewski.bsky.social · 20h

This is why Peter Thiel is so obsessed with the antichrist. Having taken up vampirism to extend his moral life, only the eschaton can actually send him to hell

andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 7d

Good news: living "forever" becomes increasingly attainable as the end draws near!

Ross Raszewski @lraszewski.bsky.social · 20h

Today I learned that "pumpkin" is from the greek for "large melon" so when you use it as a term of endearment for your loved one...

Ross Raszewski @lraszewski.bsky.social · 4d

Hercules dying because his shirt was too itchy is a strong argument against folks who insist that "no one had autism before vaccines were invented"

Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 5d

24. The death of Hercules

Ink illustration of Hercules trying to peel a toga-like garment off and taking his skin with it, leaving exposed steaming muscle

Ross Raszewski @lraszewski.bsky.social · 5d

We will never get back what has been destroyed. That is the glory of being an arsonist. They can put you in jail, but they can never unburn the house.

Ross Raszewski @lraszewski.bsky.social · 6d

Love when a facebook post gets auto-declined and the reason is "read the rules" and then they force you to read the rules again.
You have no idea what you did - it was certainly "a single word you used triggered a block but we won't say which one or which rule".

Ross Raszewski @lraszewski.bsky.social · 10d

This is where my mind went. Sorry

Ross Raszewski @lraszewski.bsky.social · 10d

Not even close to the point but he's wearing that mask wrong.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11d

Trump posts AI video showing him literally dumping shit on America

Ross Raszewski @lraszewski.bsky.social · 11d

I saw a prominent right-wing muckraker refer to Trump posting pictures of himself in a crown as "next level trolling". I assume the previous level was "toddler", because that it straight up the most basic, uninspired trolling I can imagine.

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Halo-Halloween Librarian 🇵🇭🇺🇲ℹ️👻 @infoandhalohalo.bsky.social · 11d

This. 👇🏼

Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 11d

If you were at the No Kings events, please wear a mask for the next few days.

Covid is not over.

You can infect others before you feel symptomatic.

People are losing their healthcare. They’re losing their food assistance. They’re losing housing.

We need to protect each other.

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Ross Raszewski @lraszewski.bsky.social · 11d

One of my favorite exchanges in Columbo is when he explains to the killer that no matter how clever they are, the killers he faces are almost always amateurs AT MURDER, whereas while Columbo may not (or may!) be an actual genius, solving murders is his JOB so he has a ton of experience at it.

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Ross Raszewski @lraszewski.bsky.social · 11d

"It was a joke"
"It's not funny"
"Yes it is because it was us bullying you"
"I don't feel bullied."
"But we depicted Donald as a king!"
"Yeah, to me that's you admitting your sin"
"But we depicted him defecating on you"
"Yeah, it makes him look like a toddler"
"You're SUPPOSED to be TRIGGERED"

Ross Raszewski @lraszewski.bsky.social · 11d

And just for the record, "Yes I am king" is not a joke. Jokes are funny.

Ross Raszewski @lraszewski.bsky.social · 11d

He thinks this makes him look strong, rather than insane.

The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 11d

I know it's a fool's errand to expect anything from the media but "President posts video of himself dumping diarrhea on America" is an important thing to call attention to for a dozen reasons

Ross Raszewski @lraszewski.bsky.social · 11d

Okay so like his response to the No Kings rally is "YES I AM THE KING AND I AM GOING TO DEFECATE ON YOU".

Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 11d

"Mr. President sir the idea is you're constantly flying around in a big jet filled with your own shit in it. Like human shit. Anyways you're wearing a little crown in your little shitmobile and you're dumping the shit out. I think people will like it."

molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 11d

and another thing: he’s not mad. please don’t put it in the newspaper that he got mad.

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Ross Raszewski @lraszewski.bsky.social · 12d

Back in the 70s local news used to air a PSA at 10 pm to remind parents that they had children and they should probably check that they came home.

Ross Raszewski @lraszewski.bsky.social · 12d

Lower Decks should not have brought back the Pakleds. There is no redemptive reading of a species that was just straight up "What if we had a planet where everyone was mentally handicapped" especially when they took it as far as making their rubber foreheads obviously trisomy inspired

Ross Raszewski @lraszewski.bsky.social · 12d

I'm just very impressed by the way we have to keep re-learning that "people who like the idea of Tron" is a MUCH larger group than "people who actually have any desire to see a Tron movie"

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Ross Raszewski @lraszewski.bsky.social · 12d

For a devout catholic, Poirot sure does talk a lot of people into committing suicide.

Ross Raszewski @lraszewski.bsky.social · 13d

They are saying that with the commercial failure of Tron Ares, there might not be another Tron movie for 20 years. Which, statistically, is also what would have happened if it had been successful.

Ross Raszewski @lraszewski.bsky.social · 13d

Is Halal pepperoni a recent invention? I do not recall seeing it before Ramadan last year, but now many of the local pizza places have made it a permanent offering and it is WAY BETTER than regular pepperoni.

Ross Raszewski @lraszewski.bsky.social · 14d

Quoting Charlie Kirk's Own Words: Fireable offense
Talking about how much you love hitler and want to commit genocide: Just kids being kids.

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Ross Raszewski @lraszewski.bsky.social · 18d

I wonder if Trump thinks that a Nobel Peace Prize is like an Immunity Idol from Survivor, except for Hell.

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Ross Raszewski @lraszewski.bsky.social · 20d

This feels like a post meant to be read aloud by Warner Herzog

Jana H-S (they/she) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 21d

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Ross Raszewski @lraszewski.bsky.social · 20d

My pharmacy insurance is pushing me to use their app. Which I can't because it is so broken that it will not show the onscreen keyboard when it demands you enter the 2fa code

Ross Raszewski @lraszewski.bsky.social · 21d

"Since the democrats won't let us make the cuts permanent, we will retaliate by making the cuts permanent" is not the threat they think it is.