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Lt. Aldo Braine
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Going to hell in every religion & petting every dog along the way 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇲🇺🇦✊🏻
More like a "white nationalist" security risk 🧐
BREAKING: Releasing the Epstein files without redactions could pose a national security risk, according to House Speaker Mike Johnson.
November 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Terrific 🐖
November 17, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I know this sounds crazy but I'd believe Donald Trump sucked a horses dick before I'd believe he sucked Bill Clintons.
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November 17, 2025 at 7:59 PM
This is a deep cut for my fellow GenX'rs. Do y'all remember this movie "Savannah Smiles" about this little girl who runs away & sneaks a ride w/ two ex-cons who want to get the reward offered for her but don't wanna go back to prison? I watched this 100x as a kid & cried EVERY TIME at the end 😭😭
November 16, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Even though neither David S Goyer or Apple TV executives will ever see this, I wish Apple would give Goyer the budget he needs to do the rest of the show Foundation properly. Season 3 was ok but not like Seasons 1/2.

As we get closer to Demerzels origin story, I want Goyers vision fully realized.
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November 16, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Because MAGA has proven that a significant enough portion of Americans are absolutely brain dead racist bigoted dick bags whoare dumb enough to ruin their own lives just to ruin someone else's.
Do you want to know why Michelle Obama won’t run for president?

Here it is, and she’s not wrong…
November 15, 2025 at 7:12 PM
They want to kill us all, and that's not hyperbole...
November 15, 2025 at 5:17 PM
This is how I've felt since election day 2016 when I literally vomited upon confirmation that he won.

It's been a looooooong 9 years.
I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here
November 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
That time of year again in Massachusetts 😩
November 15, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Donald is using the Situation Room because the Epstein files are his personal 9/11 and I'm here for every juicy fucking second of his downfall.
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November 13, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Now and forever
November 12, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I’d like to extend a hearty fuck you to all the Trump voters currently posting about Veteran’s Day after they put the 5 time draft dodger who mocked John McCain, insulted a Gold Star family & called our fallen of war “suckers” & “losers”, back in the office he tried to steal.
November 11, 2025 at 8:15 PM
As seen on another site. Juan Romero, who comforted RFK after he'd been shot, has passed away.
November 11, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 7:53 AM
I'm old enough to remember the pearl-clutching we had to endure from George Clooney & everyone else about how Biden was too senile & dementia ridden to run the country.

Meanwhile this fat piece of shit was falling asleep at his trial & at funerals & it was entirely ignored, just like this moment.
Folks this is not a candid shot of the man at 11PM on a weekend, this is what he was doing while sitting in the middle of an internationally broadcast major press conference in the Oval Office

He is cooked, get him out of there ASAP—before we find ourselves in the midst of a second Great Depression
November 9, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I still think a lot about this time around a year ago when Joe Rogan told Theo Von that Elon Musk had created an app that told him who won the Presidential election 4 hours before anyone else knew.
November 8, 2025 at 9:53 PM
This generation of rich ppl have forgotten how unions started being formed as protests against poverty wages, unsafe working conditions & long hours. It didn't start w/ picket lines. It started w/ workers kicking their boss' front door in & beating the shit out of them in front of their families.
November 8, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I will never forgive anyone who talked shit about Biden having dementia after the debate and advocated replacing him.

This fat treasonous fuck is so lazy and out of it he was falling asleep at his own trial and funerals.
Nothing says ‘fit to lead’ like napping through your own medical endorsement. Get Grandpa Don to bed. 🤦🏽‍♂️
November 7, 2025 at 5:16 PM
RFK Jr dipped like he knew it was his fault the guy collapsed.
RFK Jr's response to someone collapsing nearby him was to haul ass out of the room as quickly as possible
November 7, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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"The victim who is able to articulate the situation of a victim has ceased to become a victim: he or she becomes a threat." —James Baldwin
November 4, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Alan Dershowitz said he'd blow his brains out if Zohran Mamdani becomes Mayor of New York City?

Dear Alan,
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 PM
ChatGPT is about as clever as your average MAGA chud.
November 3, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I really hate this time of year 😒😭
November 3, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Walmart, McDonalds and Amazon are the largest employers of people who require SNAP assistance.

The CEOs earned between 18-40 million last year, 1000x their median employee income.

They took billions in profits, while their workers relied on SNAP to survive.

Wanna fix fraud and abuse?

Fix that.
November 3, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Cool optics bro
November 1, 2025 at 1:55 PM