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TrashMouthPanda Ⓥ @ltlmissrealitychk.bsky.social · 2d

Ok, change of plans, and YES, it's big

TrashMouthPanda Ⓥ @ltlmissrealitychk.bsky.social · 2d

If they're dressed up, give them candy

If they're going through the motions, give them candy

If they knock/ring, give them candy

If they're there, give them candy

**People/teens/children are going through it, GIVE THEM CANDY

TrashMouthPanda Ⓥ @ltlmissrealitychk.bsky.social · 2d

Hell yes, working a 6 day event in January

TrashMouthPanda Ⓥ @ltlmissrealitychk.bsky.social · 2d

I'm thinking...

TrashMouthPanda Ⓥ @ltlmissrealitychk.bsky.social · 3d

She has so much information, and we chatted about so many things, AND we have A LOT of things in common. And both of us were sharing more information, to help each other out

For a long time, I never wanted to go outside, and now I'm outside all the time, and it's fucking AMAZING

TrashMouthPanda Ⓥ @ltlmissrealitychk.bsky.social · 3d

NBD, it's a large bench and she's on 1 side, plenty of room 2 rest 4 a few minutes and then I'll go.

I sit down and she immediately starts talking, and I'm thinking 'people are social, and we've been locked up for years, NBD'

I am SO freaking HAPPY that I sat on that bench, and we exchanged 📱#s

TrashMouthPanda Ⓥ @ltlmissrealitychk.bsky.social · 3d

Today I walked to the local Farmers Market, and after shopping, I went 2 find a bench, in the shade

I found 1, but there was a woman sitting there, who was older and I thought 'I'll leave her 2 her peace, there's another bench' it's the middle of Arizona, there were ZERO more benches, in the shade

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TrashMouthPanda Ⓥ @ltlmissrealitychk.bsky.social · 3d

Idc about losing snap benefits; I went 7 years without eating food on a daily basis

California took FOUR years to give me snap, because they're fucking assholes

It's October 30th, and I still have 412.00 on my snap card BECAUSE I CHOSE NOT TO EAT

...I'm good bitch, this ain't my 1st rodeo 🤣🤣🤣🤣

TrashMouthPanda Ⓥ @ltlmissrealitychk.bsky.social · 3d

Holy crap, I finally found one 😁

TrashMouthPanda Ⓥ @ltlmissrealitychk.bsky.social · 4d

There's a weather advisory where I'm at "freezing" risk

Bitch, I'm from MICHIGAN, bring those puny temperatures on, and maybe I'll wear another T-shirt 🤣🤣 whatever

TrashMouthPanda Ⓥ @ltlmissrealitychk.bsky.social · 4d

I require a vat of potato soup, that I made

TrashMouthPanda Ⓥ @ltlmissrealitychk.bsky.social · 4d

🤣🤣 TRUE

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TrashMouthPanda Ⓥ @ltlmissrealitychk.bsky.social · 4d

Hypothetically, IF California paints ONE propeller, on all those wind turbines, bird death would be cut down by nearly 75%

Another country did this, and posted the information

TrashMouthPanda Ⓥ @ltlmissrealitychk.bsky.social · 4d

I mentioned that I had volunteered at the local Fire department, and then had to cancel because of xyz. Today they posted photos from the two day orientation, and holy crap, everyone is HALF MY AGE **face palm**

Maybe...I shouldn't volunteer at the Fire department, BUT if I can pass the physical?

TrashMouthPanda Ⓥ @ltlmissrealitychk.bsky.social · 4d

He didn't want to wear his Spiderman, or his Batman costume, which lived in our house until he was 12 🤣🤣

TrashMouthPanda Ⓥ @ltlmissrealitychk.bsky.social · 4d

Damn right, idc if you're an adult, if you're in a costume; 🍬🍭

One year, my son was not in the mood, AT ALL, so I said "come here..." Used eye liner to draw ants on his face, and handed him his brown parka and said "congratulations baby, YOU ARE AN ANT HILL"

He had so much fun 😊

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TrashMouthPanda Ⓥ @ltlmissrealitychk.bsky.social · 4d

Clearly my corn allergy has decided to become an airborne allergy...AWESOME

FML 😭😭😭

TrashMouthPanda Ⓥ @ltlmissrealitychk.bsky.social · 4d

I cannot wait to start my first project on my land, omg, it's going to be FANFUCKINGTASTIC

TrashMouthPanda Ⓥ @ltlmissrealitychk.bsky.social · 4d

I created all my profiles, to help low income people

That was a complete bust, because most lower income muthafuckers are A. BROKE and B. Indolent AF (which is why they're broke)

Now I view everyone online with the thought 'I could help, but why waste my energy?'

I'm happy being silent 😶

TrashMouthPanda Ⓥ @ltlmissrealitychk.bsky.social · 4d

Full day ahead, and bonus, I'm going to have a very long shower today, for ONE dollar

TrashMouthPanda Ⓥ @ltlmissrealitychk.bsky.social · 4d

Now I'm craving bologna...WHY!?

TrashMouthPanda Ⓥ @ltlmissrealitychk.bsky.social · 5d

Gotcha day is always about GIVING

Do what u can, even if it's just a boost, it all adds up 🤗😉

Matt Ramsey @onenerdsopinion.bsky.social · Aug 8

In honor of Dandy’s day, I was hoping people might share some of that love and joy. I’ve picked a few of my favorite shelters and charities. There are links to their donation pages in the linktree in my bio. And I’ll list them all here as well.

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https://linktr.ee/OneNerdyOpinion?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=52bc1324-a862-422e-ac62-c7624f15d8e1

t.co

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TrashMouthPanda Ⓥ @ltlmissrealitychk.bsky.social · 5d

I bought a heavy, and it feels decent, shovel from Ace

22 bucks, not bad...

No fucking clue where TF I'm supposed to stash it, in my van, until it's needed 🤣🤣 I'll figure it out

HEY, that's the title of my newest video on YouTube 🤣🤣 story of my life 🤣🤣

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TrashMouthPanda Ⓥ @ltlmissrealitychk.bsky.social · 5d

Muthafucker, I need a gd shovel 🪏

TrashMouthPanda Ⓥ @ltlmissrealitychk.bsky.social · 5d

I need YOU to send positive energy, and strength to the island of #Jamaica rn

Melissa is a category 5, the strongest storm the island of Jamaica has ever encountered 🇯🇲