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My name is Luca Balsa, and I am the student you spoke with at the Laiden Art and Industry Exhibit the other day. I could hardly restrain my excitement and admiration after meeting you, and so I decided to write you a letter.
November 14, 2025 at 11:06 PM
My name is Luca Balsa, and I am the student you spoke with at the Laiden Art and Industry Exhibit the other day. I could hardly restrain my excitement and admiration after meeting you, and so I decided to write you a letter.
If one can't even achieve this simple movement, how can one achieve perpetual motion?
November 14, 2025 at 10:06 PM
If one can't even achieve this simple movement, how can one achieve perpetual motion?
Hate keeps a man alive, and love sets him free
November 14, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Hate keeps a man alive, and love sets him free
Overshoot: The smallest change, the greatest deviation.
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Overshoot: The smallest change, the greatest deviation.
If you're lucky, touching it with your bare hands it will make you itch all over. If not, you might die.
November 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM
If you're lucky, touching it with your bare hands it will make you itch all over. If not, you might die.
Ouch! Easy there buddy!
November 14, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Ouch! Easy there buddy!
Heheh, heh… Your concern and suchlike are futile, unneeded. I know my own body best. It’s just that I can’t stop myself, even in spite of knowing better. (TL: @/mayousailor)
November 14, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Heheh, heh… Your concern and suchlike are futile, unneeded. I know my own body best. It’s just that I can’t stop myself, even in spite of knowing better. (TL: @/mayousailor)
Stubborness can't move the truth, yet the truth is always unearthed by those who are stubborn
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Stubborness can't move the truth, yet the truth is always unearthed by those who are stubborn
Laugh all you want, but the first person to draw up schematics for a perpetual motion engine was none other than Leonardo da Vinci!
November 14, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Laugh all you want, but the first person to draw up schematics for a perpetual motion engine was none other than Leonardo da Vinci!
Is moldy bread edible? That's not a question for the people in prison.
November 14, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Is moldy bread edible? That's not a question for the people in prison.
The youtful aura he gives off isn't the only exciting thing about him
November 14, 2025 at 1:06 PM
The youtful aura he gives off isn't the only exciting thing about him
Wait, hey, are you sure? If thinking too much about the interests of others destroys your own, that’s putting the cart before the horse. I would much prefer to see you unbankrupted, (`⊗﹁◓´)＜I don't ask for anything more than that. (TL @/fc_idv)
November 14, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Wait, hey, are you sure? If thinking too much about the interests of others destroys your own, that’s putting the cart before the horse. I would much prefer to see you unbankrupted, (`⊗﹁◓´)＜I don't ask for anything more than that. (TL @/fc_idv)
Test Record No. 1: Despite the different experimental procedures, all of the experiments failed. The early experiments were signed off on by Lorenz. The ones later on were signed off on by Lorenz and Balsa. Those towards the end were signed off on by Balsa only.
November 14, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Test Record No. 1: Despite the different experimental procedures, all of the experiments failed. The early experiments were signed off on by Lorenz. The ones later on were signed off on by Lorenz and Balsa. Those towards the end were signed off on by Balsa only.
Oh… I’m not sure what you’re talking about, though… You mean you’re feeling better because of me, right? Uh… What should I say… (`⊗﹁◓´)＜…You’re welcome? (TL: @/fc_idv)
November 14, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Oh… I’m not sure what you’re talking about, though… You mean you’re feeling better because of me, right? Uh… What should I say… (`⊗﹁◓´)＜…You’re welcome? (TL: @/fc_idv)
Tabloid headline: Noblewoman Died of Heartbreak, Only Son Gone. Widower Suspected of Spending Family Fortune on New Project
November 14, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Tabloid headline: Noblewoman Died of Heartbreak, Only Son Gone. Widower Suspected of Spending Family Fortune on New Project
Luca Balsa used to be considered friendly and too trusting by most people. No one knows where he came from or has seen his family, but clearly, he's well educated. He has a tremendous sense of pride and he is curious about all sorts of scientific inventions.
November 14, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Luca Balsa used to be considered friendly and too trusting by most people. No one knows where he came from or has seen his family, but clearly, he's well educated. He has a tremendous sense of pride and he is curious about all sorts of scientific inventions.
A genius is always out of place in a fool's paradise
November 14, 2025 at 7:06 AM
A genius is always out of place in a fool's paradise
As a man of science, I'd want to deny such things but I can't really say they're impossible. After all, we humans use science to understand and feel comforted about things we can't fathom otherwise (TL: @/dapporock)
November 14, 2025 at 6:06 AM
As a man of science, I'd want to deny such things but I can't really say they're impossible. After all, we humans use science to understand and feel comforted about things we can't fathom otherwise (TL: @/dapporock)
My left arm was nearly immobile, devoid of sensation save for searing pain, while my right arm remained intact, as planned, affording me enough strength for delicate operations. Moreover, I had nearly emptied the entirety of my stomach.
November 14, 2025 at 5:06 AM
My left arm was nearly immobile, devoid of sensation save for searing pain, while my right arm remained intact, as planned, affording me enough strength for delicate operations. Moreover, I had nearly emptied the entirety of my stomach.
Luca's birthday letter 2022: A Page from a Diary Written in Messy Handwriting
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Luca's birthday letter 2022: A Page from a Diary Written in Messy Handwriting
He made use of the delicate relationship between science and alchemy to complete the performance of ‘turning stone into gold,’ yet he has no idea that the real Philosopher’s Stone is nothing but a glorified lie
November 14, 2025 at 3:06 AM
He made use of the delicate relationship between science and alchemy to complete the performance of ‘turning stone into gold,’ yet he has no idea that the real Philosopher’s Stone is nothing but a glorified lie
To where does time ultimately flow? In the rushing river of time, a small part of who you are will always remain.
November 14, 2025 at 2:06 AM
To where does time ultimately flow? In the rushing river of time, a small part of who you are will always remain.
(Picks up a clump of dirt and sniffs it)
November 14, 2025 at 1:06 AM
(Picks up a clump of dirt and sniffs it)
It's ironic. I should thank my teacher for instilling me with these principles.
November 14, 2025 at 12:06 AM
It's ironic. I should thank my teacher for instilling me with these principles.
(When trying to find the code for the Duke's combination lock during the Crystal Palace event) Oh, that reminds me! Does the Duke have any... special preferences, by any chance? Like a favorite dish, perhaps? Or maybe... a favorite number?
November 13, 2025 at 11:06 PM
(When trying to find the code for the Duke's combination lock during the Crystal Palace event) Oh, that reminds me! Does the Duke have any... special preferences, by any chance? Like a favorite dish, perhaps? Or maybe... a favorite number?