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29 | exhausted | not interested ✨Dr. Freeman’s baby girl✨
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DEEP can’t keep me away from my beach sunrises 😤
I may have lost an entire hour , but I was the stronger man 💪🏻
Pretty sure I’m in a standoff with DEEP 😂
Currently sitting in a parking lot at a beach and you’re not allowed in any beaches after sunset or before sunrise unless you’re fishing 🙄
Just let me use my black light to look for seaglass gdi. I’m even bring trash bags to clean 😭
Oh no they might win. I have to pee and the porta potty is past the gate
YESSSS TOO CUTE!!! I have that stay weird shirt too!!
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A while back a friend drew a picture of Bubba and I said "I like the way you drew his smile" and that friend said "You smile more often than you think."

And now when I draw that smile I think I must be smiling, too.
OR I’m going to sit here until someone pulls in with fishing gear and I’ll straight up be like “lemme tag along with you because THEYRE AFTER ME FOR NO REASON”
Less crazy tho lol
It’s worked so many times before
THEY KEEP PEEKING AROUND A BUILDING WITH THEIR WHOLE ASS HEADLIGHTS AIMED AT ME LOL

Jokes on them I’m petty and I’ll sit here listening to my police scanner on their station until sunrise
Pretty sure I’m in a standoff with DEEP 😂
Currently sitting in a parking lot at a beach and you’re not allowed in any beaches after sunset or before sunrise unless you’re fishing 🙄
Just let me use my black light to look for seaglass gdi. I’m even bring trash bags to clean 😭
I have 3 diagnosed chronic illnesses (plus one pending diagnosis), that all cause chronic exhaustion
I can’t just “wake up”. Changing my diet, going on a walk, not drinking caffeine, exercising more, anything you can think of will not help
I don’t want to sleep 21+ hours a day man trust me
Curious to know what my chronic exhaustion feels like?
Take 3 Benadryl, a dose of NyQuil, 2 melatonin gummies, and a shot of whiskey
Good luck, tell the hat man I sent you
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For legal purposes don’t do this. This is a joke.
Me texting my ex:
“Ma’am I’m gonna need you to stay out of my gay little dreams ✨”

Her:
“LMFAO was I at least nice? 😅”

Me:
“It would have been more humane for dream you to punch me directly in the face”

At least we’re on decent terms lmfao
4.5 months later I finally got my babies back and am shocked 😭
Everyone says they’re fine with your chronic illness until it becomes inconvenient
Like damn how do you think I feel? 😭
Can feel the resentment at work growing lmfao
Can’t miss the sanatorium sunrise if you don’t sleep 😈
The giraffe has those colors for my color blind coworker! He picked them because he said they look the best together for him!
I don’t post much anywhere anymore, but on Friday I found out I could do this so that’s been fun
Me actively eating a ham that I’m not sure I cooked right:
Boy howdy I sure hope I cooked this ham right
This cat be sleepin a lot 💤
Haha yup!! Thank you 💕
🎉 I never asked to be born 🎉

I guess it’s not all bad though ☘️
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