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Lucifer
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Light-Bringer & Shadow-Wielder | Ruler of Wit, and Hell. Not Evil, Just Misunderstood.
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Forcing religion on children is child abuse.
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Tell me again how Christians are the tolerant people.
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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You'll meet more demonically possessed Christians than you can shake a stick at tho. Weird.
You'll never meet an atheist who was possessed by demons.
November 26, 2025 at 1:44 AM
If you believe in facts over faith we should be friends.
November 26, 2025 at 1:57 AM
What turned you into an atheist?
November 26, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Religion asks for faith; atheism asks for facts—guess who’s winning.
November 26, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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You'll never meet an atheist who was possessed by demons.
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 AM
You'll never meet an atheist who was possessed by demons.
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Tragic
November 25, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I'm back!
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Tell me again how Christians are the tolerant people.
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 AM
If your religion teaches you to hate, it's a hate group.
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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I'm sorry but Erika Kirk always feels completely performative to me.
October 16, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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The blueberries are now getting laid more than me.
October 16, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Don't let anyone tell you ya can't do something. Somebody literally once went to a studio head with a screenplay about sharks inside a tornado & they said fuck ya, let's do this shit!
October 16, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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My ducks in a row?
Oh, hell no.
My ducks will be standing in line for bologna sandwiches 2mrw night.
October 16, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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We got trauma
Yes we do
We got trauma
How 'bout you ?

* GenXrs cheering in the stands.
October 9, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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It’s not premarital sex if you don’t plan on getting married.
October 10, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers.
October 10, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Mike Johnson is that guy you don't let your children around.
October 16, 2025 at 3:46 AM
The No Kings rally isn't a hate America rally. It’s a hate what
America has become rally.
October 16, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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After WWII, Nazis fled to Argentina where they went into hiding to escape justice.
Before that, Hitler was inspired by American Christians and their slave trade.
In this historical case, there are no coincidences. The Nazis are rising again and they're carrying a cross and an American flag
Nothing says America first like giving 40 billion dollars to Argentina.
October 16, 2025 at 2:55 AM
When someone says, "I'll pray for you," I reply, "I'll think critically for you
October 16, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Nothing says America first like giving 40 billion dollars to Argentina.
October 16, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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America, its time to stand up and grab this fascist by his [neck] vagina
All 50 stars can do it
October 16, 2025 at 2:38 AM