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Lucifer
@lucifur666.bsky.social
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Professional scapegoat | Kicked out of Heaven for “creative differences” | Eternally unverified (thanks, God)
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Lucifer @lucifur666.bsky.social · Dec 2
I’m not evil guys..
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Lucifer @lucifur666.bsky.social · Jun 7
Need for Speed 2016 is still satan tier
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Lucifer @lucifur666.bsky.social · Dec 1
Every time you repost a demon gets its wings!

#devil #lucifur #morningstar
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Lucifer @lucifur666.bsky.social · Dec 6
I stopped promoting sin a while back, y’all just love that shit so much it’s like a vacation for me
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Lucifer @lucifur666.bsky.social · Dec 5
I was planning on ridding the planet of your vile species, but you have shared your plushies. For that, I will spare you…and keep the green one.
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Lucifer @lucifur666.bsky.social · Dec 5
🛸 Hate to break it to you, but those “drones” are my demons stretching their wings 🪽

#nj #newjersey #drones #ufo #googleit
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Lucifer @lucifur666.bsky.social · Dec 5
Fell from Heaven ages ago, and somehow the rock bottom just keeps getting lower. Who designed this?

Oh wait, it was me.
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Lucifer @lucifur666.bsky.social · Dec 4
They say no rest for the wicked…it’s because Hell runs on espresso shots.
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Lucifer @lucifur666.bsky.social · Dec 4
Same.
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Lucifer @lucifur666.bsky.social · Dec 4
He is a demon now but we’re still waiting on his wings 🪽 any day now
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Lucifer @lucifur666.bsky.social · Dec 3
If you’re scared of death, just remember: Life’s the one that’s been kicking you around like an unpaid intern.
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Lucifer @lucifur666.bsky.social · Dec 3
“Love thy neighbor”

Plot twist: Your neighbor’s probably me.

#jokes
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Lucifer @lucifur666.bsky.social · Dec 3
God has angels..I’ve got terabyte download speeds and free will. Let’s see who wins this round. #thedevilwon
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Lucifer @lucifur666.bsky.social · Dec 3
Bold of you to assume I left Hell empty..
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Lucifer @lucifur666.bsky.social · Dec 3
Are you actually working harder than me?

#selfreflection #motivation #workhardnotsmart
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Lucifer @lucifur666.bsky.social · Dec 3
A job worth doing.
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Lucifer @lucifur666.bsky.social · Dec 3
Literally.
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Lucifer @lucifur666.bsky.social · Dec 3
#Siri

play my torture playlist
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Lucifer @lucifur666.bsky.social · Dec 3
i need them
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Lucifer @lucifur666.bsky.social · Dec 3
I am aLIVE.
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Lucifer @lucifur666.bsky.social · Dec 3
Monsters are real and they ARE under your bed.

I sent them to see if you’re doing okay. <3
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Lucifer @lucifur666.bsky.social · Dec 3
Racism’s inefficient—hate everyone, it’s way more effective.
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Lucifer @lucifur666.bsky.social · Dec 3
“It can’t get worse.”

Watch me.
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Lucifer @lucifur666.bsky.social · Dec 3
Thanks, I tried my hardest.
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Lucifer @lucifur666.bsky.social · Dec 2
What’s up my brother 🪽
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Lucifer @lucifur666.bsky.social · Dec 2
Know your worth—because while you’re worthless to me, someone out there might think you’re a total treasure.

#devil #lucifur #evil #motivation
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