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Sic Semper Alanis
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Sic Semper Alanis @ludicrum.bsky.social · 2d
Anybody else watch tiger attack videos to unwind from the creeping fascist enshittification? Just me? Cool, cool.
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Sic Semper Alanis @ludicrum.bsky.social · 10h
This is why you’re so well rounded
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Sic Semper Alanis @ludicrum.bsky.social · 10h
I do not understand why the bipeds have not removed this ancient, doddering creature from their herd.
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Sic Semper Alanis @ludicrum.bsky.social · 1d
Times are bad for everyone but I do have special sympathy for the Never Trump GOP outcasts. What a wilderness to wander with only repugnant, deeply held beliefs for warmth.
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Sic Semper Alanis @ludicrum.bsky.social · 1d
I do wish the Bush family would stick their neck out; the Cheneys sure have
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Sic Semper Alanis @ludicrum.bsky.social · 1d
Obama made a video for California’s prop 50 which for him is HUGE.

Part of the peaceful transfer of power deal is these people go the fuck away when they’re done.

As talking point scapegoats they would draw more ire and critique.

Is their silence frustrating? Yes. But it’s for Reasons.
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Sic Semper Alanis @ludicrum.bsky.social · 1d
I’m going to eat everyone who refuses to internalize Poe’s Law.
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Sic Semper Alanis @ludicrum.bsky.social · 1d
Viva Los doyers
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Sic Semper Alanis @ludicrum.bsky.social · 1d
HOW DARE
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Sic Semper Alanis @ludicrum.bsky.social · 1d
Not like the edible kind of dog, either. The other, worse kind.
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Sic Semper Alanis @ludicrum.bsky.social · 1d
Youd think Halloween would make people more delicious but thats a myth! The excessive sugar triggers a cortisol cascade, which makes them taste kinda like an armpit. The most delicious humans are Thanksgiving immediately after dinner but before Black Friday.

Anyway. Share your holiday plans?
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Sic Semper Alanis @ludicrum.bsky.social · 1d
Your Los Angeles Dodgers are Good Humans. Very catch, such throw, strong paws. I wouldnt even dream of eating them.
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Sic Semper Alanis @ludicrum.bsky.social · 1d
It’s 187, uncle.
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Sic Semper Alanis @ludicrum.bsky.social · 1d
This woman is 28. Hate makes you age in dog years.
KKKaroline Leavitt looking like a 41 year old fresh from the middle school dropoff
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Sic Semper Alanis @ludicrum.bsky.social · 2d
The ones worth eating have had their ivermectin.
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Sic Semper Alanis @ludicrum.bsky.social · 2d
She didn’t even eat the dog she killed.
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Sic Semper Alanis @ludicrum.bsky.social · 2d
Only eat the humans that use the bidet tbh
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Sic Semper Alanis @ludicrum.bsky.social · 2d
Whatever bruh. Catholic, Protestant: they all taste p much the same
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Sic Semper Alanis @ludicrum.bsky.social · 2d
Do Not Eat
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Sic Semper Alanis @ludicrum.bsky.social · 2d
Idk how recent is it?
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Sic Semper Alanis @ludicrum.bsky.social · 2d
Just eat them!
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Sic Semper Alanis @ludicrum.bsky.social · 2d
One good tern deserves another
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Sic Semper Alanis @ludicrum.bsky.social · 2d
Sending wildebeest haunches and healing licks
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Sic Semper Alanis @ludicrum.bsky.social · 2d
Tastes the same
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Sic Semper Alanis @ludicrum.bsky.social · 2d
But just think of how delicious his party guests will be. Dense, marbled… shallow brain pan but the primal cuts will be choice.
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Sic Semper Alanis @ludicrum.bsky.social · 2d
It reminds me of my cubs when they were small. I am overcome with the desire to feed and groom it.