Luka Triton
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Luka Triton
@lukatriton1.bsky.social
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I’m Dr.Foley’s number one apprentice! DNI: Professor Woods >:/ [parody||Sweefis swap au]
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Well right now I’m just staying with professor Sycamore… and there’s apparently Targent so there’s not a lot of places to go to
YOU CANT SHESSS GONEEEEEEEEEEEE— SHES GONEEEEEEEEE

AHHHGGGGGGGGGG
(Heh— she doesn’t know that I’m gay…!)

If you want to see unique, you should meet doctor Foley…!



[breaks into hysterical crying]

WAHHHHHHHH

I MISS HER SO MUCH
I have no idea what you’re talking about— I look completely normal.

[says the goat girl with the hat with an eyeball]
No I want a ritual knife!
[the eye on her hat begins to blink, and again, more angry goat noises]

I have no idea what you’re talking about!
[more angry goat bleats]

>:/

I’m not trying to act like an animal in front of you!
(Luke?! Who the bloody heck is Luke Triton?!)

[that’s what she meant to say, but instead a bunch of goat noises comes out]
I’m not telling you >:/
OKAY, THIS MIGHT HAVE TO DO INSTEAD.
RANDALL, DO YOU HAVE A RITUAL KNIFE?!

I NEED IT FOR VERY IMPORTANT REASONS!!!
[goat scream and her hat blinks]



Miss…? Why do you look like professah woods?! >:/
It’s for very important reasons.
M’am do you have a ritual knife?
Does any one know where I can get a ritual knife…?

I need it… for reasons…
“Oh no I’m changing
— AHHHHHH”
Now she’s just full blown screaming like a goat.